*whistles while randomly throwing darts at a list of names*
List twelve of your characters from your fandoms, in no particular order
1) Mikage
2) Sebastian
3) Shinji
4) Ciel
5) Greece
6) Orochimaru
7) Sara
8) Rido
9) Izuru
10) Xerxes
11) Ling
12) Kaname
Have you ever read a Orochimaru/Ling fic? Do you want to?
Willow: I don't know about you but no to both.
Aoi: I think it would be very interesting….but no
Do you think Ciel is hot? How hot?
Aoi: Um...well, he is a...good...looking...ch-NO
Willow: More cute than hot. I'm just not into shota~ Yes he makes a good chick
What would happen if Kaname got Rido pregnant?
Willow: I've….read that somewhere
Aoi:…that would be, very, disturbing
Can you read any fic(s) about Izuru?
Willow: Yes
Aoi: Yeah *nods*
Would Sebastian and Orochimaru make a good couple?
Aoi:…...
Willow: Well?
Greece/Izuru or Greece/Xerxes? Why?
Aoi: Greece/Xerxes. Personalities balance them out.
Willow: *nods* Izuru would be too shy to wake up Greece-kun
What would happen if Sara walked in on Sebastian and Kaname in bed together?
Aoi: he'd prolly take that as her chance to become "queen" if you know what i mean *wiggles brows*
Willow: *shakes head* More like take pictures, sell on black market and earn mucho bucks, and then become queen because he lost all respect for not announcing a new species that could kill them all
Make up a summary for a Shinj/Xerxes fic
Willow: Well, I say, Shinji broke up with Nnoi first
Aoi: and then he went to the Reinsworth's place for some candy…..
Willow: *facepalm*
hm...then got roped into a bet that Sharon made
Aoi: Ur bringin' out the gutter side a' me lol
and then' Xerxes would say "So you finally SHOW yourself, you stupid...stuuupid, cat."
Willow: And Shinji would be so confused he'd do the only thing that seemed to make sense and kiss him
Aoi: and Xerxes would eat..nvm lets stop there.
Willow: Yeah. Stop.
Is there any such thing as Mikage/Rido fluff?
Willow: I hope not. Enough problems with Teito shouting 'MIKAGE!'
Aoi: *shivers* Haha! Oh GOD!
Willow: Inside joke. Nother Kaname coming up
Aoi: Oh god!
Suggest a title for a Sara/Kaname hurt/comfort fic.
Willow: *biting lip not to laugh
Aoi: Um….
Willow: The floor is yours
Aoi: tried to be Queen, but he is King
Willow: *dies*
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Ciel to deflower Mikage?
Willow: WHY DOES THING LIKE SHOTA
Aoi: 'Let's make a Contract.'
Willow: What kinda plot device is that?
Aoi: I don't know but it sounds cool
Do any of your friends read Sara slash?
Aoi: No. I'd kill them. Instantly. With pain. And suffering.
Willow: Same
Aoi: D.E.A.T.H
Do any of your friends read Shinji het?
Willow: lol I haven't in a long time~
Aoi: Um, yes. *points to willow*
Willow: And the same for my friends.
Not /het/
Aoi: Uh-huh.
Willow: when?
Aoi: uh-huh.
Willow: when?
Aoi: I bet u have, u just haven't said it. XD
Willow: not in a long tiem though!
Aoi: But u have. So there
Willow: Gr
Aoi: And what's tiem?
Willow: Time.
Do any of your friends write or draw Ling?
Willow: Yes, Brandon.
Aoi: *nods* Fluffeh does indeed
Would any of your friends write Sebastian/Ciel/Greece?
Aoi: Possibly….but Greece may be a third wheel
Willow: *waves hands* Got a plot and everything in my head. Let say in starts with a neko!Ciel.
Aoi: *falls* Sissy what about the moment of passion MIKAGE! *plays Mexican music*
Willow: *dies* Blocking that out now.
What might Xerxes scream at a moment of great passion?
Willow: OHH, YES CANDY!
Aoi: Pffft! Wait, no, 'BAKA NEKO!"
Willow: *fails* I think you covered it.
If you wrote a song-fic about Rido, which song would you choose?
Willow: Virius. The German song. Because I totally see him as thinking Haruka stole Juri!
Aoi: Bad to the bone! Nanananana-baaaaaaaaaad!
Willow: Nice!
Aoi: I wouldn't talk to Kaname if he spanked me either.
If you wrote a Mikage/Orochimaru/Kaname fic, what would the warnings be?
Willow: *gaping* Okay, Spanking added to warning.
Aoi: R or M for RAPE!
Willow: Because that's the only way Oro getting any
Aoi: This whole thing is rated M. For his tongue.
Willow: Stop channeling Grell!
What might be a good pick-up line for Sebastian to use on Xerxes?
Willow: Would you like your snack. *fails*
Aoi: Looks like you need some service
Willow: We fail.
Aoi: Mine rocks! I don't know what you're talking about.
When was the last time you read a fic about Greece?
Aoi: Never
Willow: Yesterday
Aoi:…..wow. Overachiever much?
Willow: Naw, just extremely bored. You try not being able to go anywhere in ninety degree thunderstorms while sick.
Aoi: Hey, hey! *waves hands* Coulda been reading Germany or Spain like me
Willow: Finished those for the day. *looks at video* I lost my handy. I went to the café and I swear to God it was there!
Aoi: O.o?
What is Orochimaru's super-secret kink?
Willow: *singing The mirror phantom of the opera*
Aoi: Shouldn't we be working?
Willow: But it has Turkey as the Phantom! Oh this won't be hard *reads question*
Aoi: You go first.
Willow: Bondage
Aoi: Tongue
Willow: He can do both at the same time.
Aoi: *falls to ground*
Would Ling get in bed with IZuru? Drunk or sober?
Aoi: Drunk. Antonio *drools*
Willow: I have to agree. And *smacks* Share!
Aoi: Share? Share what?*rubs head*
Willow: OMC IT'S MAGS! And I thought you meant Spain lol
Aoi: oh...no, bandares lol
Willow: lol Mag~! That's awesome! Kiwi will never believe me
Aoi: Mag?
Willow: Repo Genetic Opera
Aoi: one of my favorite moves LOVEIT.
Willow: lol never seen all of it
Aoi: O_O The Phaaaantom of the Oopperaaa
Willow: Moving on.
If Shinji and Sara get together, who tops?
Willow: Excuse me *runs away*
Aoi: Sara? Wait! You. Get. Back. HERE! I'll throw Szayel!
Willow: I back!
"Mikage and Izuru are in a happy relationship until Izuru)suddenly runs off with Ciel. Mikage, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ling and a brief unhappy affair with Kaname, then follows the wise advice of Greece and finds true love with Shinji."
What title would you give this fic?
Aoi: Loss of the Lovers
Willow: Ooooh good one.
Name three of your friends who might read it.
Us, Karri, Lexi, and Tori if we explained everyone to her and tied her to a chair.
Name one person who should write it.
Aoi: *points to Willow*
Willow: *points to….crap!*
Aoi: Winner winner chicken dinner!
Willow: Random shout out but Karri because of her Blood+/Hellsing/Kuroshitsuji/Doctor who thing.
Aoi: Lexi just snorted like, hardcore. And she should! *turns to Karri*
Willow: *links awesome Kuro video*
How would you feel if Sara/Rido was canon?
Willow: Completely content and accepting *swaying to music*
Aoi: It'd….It'd work…Okay, agreed.
Afternotes:
Aoi: I'm gonna pick up Kuro manga again
Willow: Gonna start it!
Aoi: That was….interesting…the most acceptable was the Rido/Sara
Willow: I have to agree, though I did like the Sebastian/Ciel/Greece
Aoi: That was freaking amazing!
Willow: Aoi wouldn't let me use Tony T-T In hind sight, that was smart I guess.
Okay, this was boredom starting at eleven o'clock and ending at almost two because we found this and thought why not! And yeah, here you are. This is what happens to us over summer. Instead of working, we watch anime and catch up on manga, find random videos, and crack pair! Hope you laughed like we did!
~Night Dreamers