A.N.: I seem to have a bit of an obsession with weird hunts. Cause they make me giggle. No spoilers, just fun! Thanks for reading!

Disclaimer: Have you seen the show? Are my names on the credits? No, no they are not.

"You're kidding."

"Do I look like I'm kidding?"

"But there is no way. We've never heard about anything like this before. It's a joke."

"Not as far as I can tell."

"This is weird Dean."

"You said it Sammy."

"So we are really going to be hunting evil,"

"Dust bunnies? Yup, looks like."

Exasperated sigh. "How in the hell do you even kill something like that?"

A shrug. "A vacuum cleaner?"

"Dean."

"Hey, you're the one who said our lives are weird man. Holy vacuum cleaner?"

"Seriously," Patented Sam Winchester bitchface.

Patented Dean Winchester smirk. "Blessed feather duster?"

Sam laughs.