Disclaimer:

Twi-Light: "I'm Twi, Twi-Light"

Pweter throws net over Twi-Light

Pweter: "your mine"

(Seriously I don't get disclaimers, it's not like Stephanie Meyer is going to write thirty-thousand different versions of Twilight on fan-fiction and then sue someone for having a story without a disclaimer.).

Also no need for flames you vampifreaks because I have a lighter and I can burn myself.

Bella Fell's Pov

I never gave much thought to how I would die but I guess something like being hit by a car and dyeing in half a second wouldn't be too bad, or mauled to death by baby kittens with no teeth. When I wrote this I saw my mother's fiancée smile and say "That can be arranged".

I'm Bella fell. I'm moving away from the town phoenix (but there's no actual phoenix's there) and I'm moving to a small town near to Washington or something on the coast called Fork-Vampire-Knife because no one can see my talent in Phoenix, Oh yes, and so I can spend time with my father, Charlie.

I sit in the car with my father listening to my iPod. I was listening to my favourite songs like

"Vampires Are Going To Eat you" by James nolastname.

And

"Tasty Human Nuggets" by Anne Nomanus.

Charlie reached over and ripped out my earphones, but when he did this he also ripped some of my ear hair out. OUCH!

"Bella, I'm so excited to have you stay with me" he said. He smiled at me. I sent an awkward smile at him, I looked back at the road to see an old lady cross the road, Charlie was still smiling at me.

The old lady flew over the car, I rolled down the window and screamed.

"Please to meet you to" She just lay there groaning; 'Gosh' I could tell that this town needed to learn some manners.

We arrived at Charlie's house. A quaint little house.

"I bought you a present" Charlie said. I turned to him, ecstatic.

"A Puppy" I screamed. I jumped on him smothering him in kisses, hugs and cloths soaked in chloroform.

A seventeen year old boy walked over to us. He had dark skin, dark hair and "SHOCK HORROR" dark hair.

"I'm Jacob, we used to make homemade bombs when we were four" he said, smiling a smile with dark brown teeth. I smiled back.

"I remember, what was it, twenty-four hospitalized, is Jacob my present daddy?" I asked.

"No its the car I'm standing next too" said Charlie. I saw a dingy red truck that had blood spatters on it. I rolled my eyes.

I got in and Jacob got in the other side.

"Okay do you know how do use this car?" He asked.

"Do I look dumb" I said, using my smile that showed all my tooth gaps. I tried turning on the car.

"it won't turn on, it is it plugged in" I said, getting out of the car and checking around it for a electric plug.

"Where's the plug idiot?" I asked Jacob, He looked at me confused.

'I have to get too school so I can see some hot vampire, I mean cool vampire, cold, so Charlie you can put aside horrific murders and take me to school"

Thanks for reading my Little Gremlins