The episode with the Ninja drug dealers
TWELVE CENTURIES AGO...
Chapter One
Okay, here's a little heads-up on what happened:
Sasuke and Sakura have become NOT OR TV agents. That stands for: Never Overdose Today OR Tomorrow, Victor! It was set up by a schizophrenic ninja miser who called himself "Gai".
A few days ago, Sasuke and Sakura left to battle Jeff the Killer. They succeeded, and, returning to their home whilst making out, had no idea about what was to come...
"Good morning, Agents," the schizophrenic said to them. They proceeded to GET CRAZY. "Agents, I am assigning you the task of... "getting rid"... of a Drug Camp." He sipped his coke, pausing for half an hour to take in the beauty of the soda before resuming his speech. "Drugs are bad for my health, I'd rather eat bugs than drugs, and I require you two to take care of the task for me. There are nine Drug leaders in Cuba. You two are to beat them all up. We already have the thumbs-up approval from the Ninja council, thumbs-up approval from the FBI, and I-don't-give-a-shit-about-thumbs-upping-you-guys-j ust-get-it-over-with-pronto approval from Cuba. We still have no approval from the major Drug leaders. Dismissed." So they GOT NOT CRAZY and left the room.
On the way home, Sasuke kept quiet, then said "what do we do about our 5-year old son, Timmy?" Sakura proceeded to GET CRAZY, get their car crashed, get sent to the hospital for twelve years, and finally, with their thumbs up, made their way to their own home. At this time, Timmy had already graduated from college.
"Oh no!" Sakura exclaimed. "What do we do with Timmy while we're gone?!/"
"It's simple," Sasuke responded. "We take Timmy."
And so they went off on a journey like no other. Sitting on unicorns (for the element of surprise), Timmy, Timmy's parents, Naruto and 20 other extras Ninjas who didn't matter went off... to go to a meeting with Drug dealers..