Purple teh tlalst.
Piprle whhas tlentst. Oen dya, pirnipple wsa eatign teh dognits. Ha hed one right. *Upside down *left.
"Rid nut tuch me in whike..." Pirnipple sei, locking at dognit. Pirnipslip had idea.
Hi pulled oit his 9 icnh Irken dcik.
Liek whowwie, put it back en lel.
Pirtitty misterbated wit dongut. Her screm when hi cum purple ooze everywherrr. Hes scrame wuz heard thru massicve, and tehr wus knock in darr.
"Pir wet ar ju done?" Rid asked, pussing darr ajar. "Oh my jizz." Rid say, starien at the pirpul shti ebeyrwhar.
Him loko two pineapple.
"Pir it maiten ceason." hi was 5 real.
Hi wrip hes cloths on.
Thy made the yaio maten. Rid was top becuz h has biggar disco stick.
~ A foo deys l8ar~
"U cunt bi ghey homisectuals." Cuntril brain sed, glerin wit its brenay eyess.
"Bit u-" rod seys, before bein cit uff.
"Go b ghey hetrosectals." Bren shey b5 leavin.
Pirnapslap cri. Rod be man and hug hes women.
"S'oki bby."
~ Next day~
"His beautifuil." Papsmear seid, holding up the adptid bby.
"Is a gurl." Rodgpodg sey, hugning his weif.
Thy lev hapi evar aftir wit therye Russian babster.
End.
OHMYGOD.
I am SO SORRY, for writing this. I just had to. (I don't actually spell like an idiot, by the way.)
I actually ship RaPr, but I couldn't resist.
The crackier the fic, the better.