"How does this work, Prongs?"
"Just push the big circular botton on the left."
"Which one? This one?"
"NO!"
"Oops."
"Oops? OOPS?!"
"Well, how was I supposed to know that it would do that?!"
"Siri, I said 'push the big circular button,' not 'punch the huge shiny square'!"
"Sorry! I… I really didn't mean to. I just –"
"Hey, are you crying?"
"No…"
"Yeah, that sob there convinced me that you are calm, Padfoot."
"Well, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to mess it all up and…"
"Shh… come here, baby. I didn't want to upset you. Hey, we can fix it. It's okay. Really."
"Really, we can watch our fellytission show later?"
"Yeah, baby. We can watch our "fellytission" show later."