Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto Characters. this is just a story that me and my friend Tessie made when we were bored 3 If we offend anyone because we love you and were sorry. Thank you, font forget to comment it makes me Happy and sorry for the grammar mistakes this is just a random story hat we write when your bored gives off some stress you know. Please no flamming because we know its not THAT good and its not made to be that way thanks!
~peace out~
Chapter 1- Northwest Ninja high
9th grade
It's the first day of ninth grade for Tessie. She entered the classroom and sat next to two arguing students.
Tessie: Hi guys.
LaQueena (first arguing student): Shut your face Neji.
Neji: Don't talk to your superior like that. You're inferior and it's your destiny to-
LaQueena: I thought you were over all that destiny crap.
Neji: I-I am. Neji then stares angrily thinking of a comeback.
Neji: you're still inferior.
Tessie: Hi guys. Tessie says louder.
LaQueena: Hi Tessie. Neji says nothing just stares blankly. Tessie then stares off into space and sees a boy she has liked for a while. He looks back at her she turned her head away quickly.
LaQueena: Tessie Gaara is staring at you he is like staring at you he's just like stare. Tessie looks at Gaara who is not staring at her like stare.
Tessie:
Neji: Why do you always lie?
LaQueena: well Neji it's kind of like your hair it just comes naturally.
Tessie:
Neji: Shut up.
Tessie:
LaQueena: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME RAWWW!
Tessie:
LaQueena: besides, its obvious Tessie likes him, I mean really obvious…
Tessie:
Neji: You are evil.
Tessie: ~Sigh~
LaQueena: Evil, I'll show you evil. She stands on top of the table.
Mrs. Dailey (homeroom teacher): get out in the hallway we are in a library, bla, bla, bla…
LaQueena: First day in school and I, already in the hallway. Sakura snickers in the background.
Tessie: ~Sigh~
Sasuke is on the other side of the room staring. Naruto beside him wasn't paying attention and started saying Sasuke's name over and over again.
Naruto: Hey Sasuke.
Sasuke: …
Naruto: Hey Sasuke. Sasuke stares at him with not amused eyes.
Naruto: Hey Sasuke...
Sasuke:…
Naruto: SAAAAAASUUUUUKEEEEEE!
Sasuke: NAAAAARUUUUUTOOOOO!
Mrs. Dailey: Sasuke get out in the hallway! Sasuke is so mad that he portrays his own dark aura
Sasuke: …Naruto….you…are….a…loser….
Mrs. Dailey: NOW. Neji in the background snickers while Sasuke walks out in the hallway.
Lee raises hand: when are we going to have gym?
Mrs. Daily: get out in the hallway!
Lee: yes ma'am. Lee walks past Sakura and blows a kiss. A heart floats in the air and Sakura stabs it with a pencil.
Lee:
Tessie (under breath): I hate school.
Mrs. Daily: Hallway!
Neji raises hand: why are you sending Tessie into the hallway? I mean I understand Queena and Sasuke and even Lee (because he won't shut up)…
Mrs. Daily:…anything else Neji?
Neji: ~stare~. Tessie sits back down unnoticed.
Neji: you owe me one.
Tessie: thanks.
Outside Queena: SHUT UP LEE, JUST SHUT UP!
Lee: But, but…
Bell rings Kiba walks in.
Kiba: Hey guys what'd I miss?
Tessie: Don't ask.
Kiba:?
Everyone leaves room. LaQueena is arguing with Lee on the steps going to gym. Queena trips and falls. Kiba who is talking to Tessie does not notice the scene up ahead.
Tessie: OMG LaQueena are you whoa- . Tessie falls down the stairs.
Kiba: !
Gaara walks by the pile of school children and lifts Tessie onto her feet without looking at her and keeps walking.
Tessie: blush.
LaQueena: Fine Gaara help the person on the top of the pile instead of the one on the BOTTOM!
Tessie helps LaQueena up shoving people off of her. People death glare at them.
Tessie and LaQueena:
Kiba: OMG you were right there and then you weren't and, and then Gaara ~angry face~ anyway are you okay?
Tessie: Yah I'm okay.
Queena: ~angry mumbling~
The students all get up and go to their classes.
Gaara is talking to Mrs. Bowling the gym teacher when Tessie and Queena walk in. He is trying to tell her he is not going to participate.
Gaara: I-
Mrs. Bowling: talk to me after class Gaara.
Gaara: I-
Mrs. Bowling: I said talk to me after class.
Gaara raises arm sand inches near Mrs. Bowling. Gaara: sand coff-. Gaara makes a face like he is in pain and lowers his arm.
Mrs. Bowling walks out and tells everyone to get dressed. Everyone walks to the lockers and changes for gym. Gai is shouting when everyone comes out of the lockers.
Gai: Come on Naruto don't you want to be principal of this school one day put your back into it. Naruto runs around the gym panting.
Lee: Wait for meeee!
Tessie: bleck
Queena: I'm too fat for this.
Tenten: you're not fat.
Hinata (quietly): you're not fat.
Queena: okay you're right but still. Sakura is hanging out with Devin and Becca. She looks over at LaQueena with a snotty smirk.
Queena (dark aura): Oh, I just want to cut all of her hair off and throw her into a pack of hungry wolves and watch her…
Tessie: Queena, Queena calm down, find your happy place.
Queena: THERE IS NO HAPPY PLA-…~serious~…..'Kay...
Hinata and Tenten: ~shocked stare~
Lee: Sensei can we run laps today?
Tessie holding LaQueena back. /Queena: Let me at him, let me at him!
Tessie is struggling to restrain Queena.
Gai: Why sure Lee. ~weird laugh that he does~
Tessie ~angry face~ she lets go of Queena. Tenten, Kiba, and Hinata are now holding Tessie and LaQueena. Tessie breaths a column of fire. Sand covers Tessie's mouth stopping the blazing inferno from engulfing the school.
Neji: Nice going Tess, did you really think the smartest thing to do was set the school on fire because that would make the world a better place.
Tessie:
Queena: I guess everyone is drowning then…. (Summoning water)
Tessie: ~scared face~
Neji: So you're going to drown everyone including Tessie.
Queena: Why must you ruin everything….gosh you long-haired freak…
Neji:.. Don't bring my hair into this!
Gai: Great move that was wonderful Tessie, if Gaara hadn't stopped you I would have died, WON-DER-FUL!
Queena: I don't even know what he's talking about anymore.
Neji: apparently he likes to feel like he's being threatened.
Gai: All right everyone it's time to spare. Random computer ascends from ceiling.
Tessie: When did we get that?
Queena: as soon as the head Hyuugas thought the school was to poor for them to be here (points at Neji and Hinata) so they gave money isn't that what a rich bas-
Neji: shut up…
Tessie: oh…
Computer: Hinata vs. Tenten
Tenten and Hinata begin fighting bla, bla, bla… Tenten wins.
Tenten:
Computer: Ino vs. Sakura
Bla, bla, bla, Ino looks at Sai, gets distracted by his beauty and looses.
Computer: Neji vs. Kiba
Neji stares at Kiba and Kiba looks back.
Kiba: to tell the truth Neji I always wanted to fight you
Neji: I never even though of fighting you
Kiba: because you know I'd win
Neji: no because I never thought you were important
Kiba: I'm gonna wipe your conceit off this planet.
Neji: and I'm going to wipe your stench from your face of the earth.
Kiba: what..?
Neji: you smell like a dog...
Akarmaru: ~Angry bark~
Kiba charges at Neji forgetting he has rotation and gets knocked back but lands. Akarmaru who knew better ram after Neji and jumped on the air to bite his head off, Kiba behind thinking Neji can't see him throws a kunai.
Neji: you must have forgotten my Byakugan. Neji activates it and dodges both attacks.
Neji on the other hand gets ready to fight Kiba but Kiba is already in front of him, Neji being caught off guard gets punched at but dodges just in the nick of time.
Kiba curses and does fang over fang.
Neji gets in his stance AGAIN, and this time hits Kiba, but Akarmaru knocks Kiba away and since Neji is an animal lover, he stops. Kiba lands on his right leg pivots and pushes forward with his left hand and grabs Nejd's hair…he grabbed….Nejd's…hair…
Neji: O_O
Kiba realizes his mistake and tried to take it back.
Kiba: Dude…
Neji whips around grabs Kiba throat and GAI STOPS HIM.
Gai: Alright Neji calm down, we all know you care for your hair, but killing someone isn't okay in Northwest got it
Neji: ~still holding on to CIBA's throat
Kiba: …. ~smacks Neji up across the head~ Let go of me…
Neji ~let's go and sighs~ fine, fine….
Tessie: I can't believe you did that Kiba. :0
Queena: :O
Kiba:... I saw the opportunity and I took it okay.
Tessie: you could have died! ~tears~
Queena: :0
Tenten: Queena you do realize you have to fight Gaara right that's like worse than fighting Sasuke…you might die.
Queena: :o
Tenten: QUEENA…
Queena: Yeah I'll be fine….trust me….
Hinata: I'm not so sure…..you never back down…and…..
Queena: so what I not like the very first thing when I get out there is he is going to be like "SAND COFFIN!BLALOOGALA!"
Tenten: blaloogala?
Queena: BLALOOGALA!
Sasuke stares at Queena and a couple of others and she sticks her tongue at Sasuke.
Computer: Sasuke vs. Tessie
Tessie: o_e
Sasuke: …
Tessie: . . .
Lightning flickers around Sasuke's body: Chidori!
Tessie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. / Runs around in circle.
Sasuke stops and turns head to the side.
Tessie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. pokes forehead then runs away.
Sasuke touches his forehead slowly and looks in the direction she ran.
Queena: GO BACK TESSIE HIT HIM KICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE.
Sasuke stares at LaQueena.
Queena ~hides behind Neji ~
Queena: Beep…
Gai: Tessie fails NEXT!
Computer: Gaara vs. LaQueena
LaQueena: I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA
Sasuke is on the other side of the room staring at LaQueena.
Queena: It's like he wants to see me get my butt kicked. She sticks her tongue at him and he looks the other way in disgust.
Queena has a sad face and doesn't realize Gai was leading her to the battle field.
Gaara:…
Queena: so…Gaara you like cookies, never mind that I have to talk to you about-
Gaara sand circles around him and is thrown at LaQueena
Queena: I WAS TALKING….I have to talk about Tess-
Gaara stares at LaQueena and throws more sand.
LaQueena runs up to him and brings out a kunai.
Queena: look I know I'm going to loose but before I do I need to talk to you about Tessie.
Gaara stares at her longer and not just any kind of stare like the stare of leave-me-alone stare. (We all know that Gaara stare)
Queena: no I got something to sa-
Queena gets a mouth full of sand.
Gaara does that wonderful smirk of his and LaQueena goes mad and summons water and throws it at him.
Queena: She likes yo-
Gaara ducks and is right in front of her.
Queena: Just think about it ok.
Gaara gets angry from being pressured and shouts.
Gaara: SAAAND TSUNAMI.
Queena: oh *****
Queena on the floor flattened and K-oed
Gaara realizes he shouldn't have gone that far and sighs.
Tessie scared runs over to Queena.
Tessie: *poke* LaQueena are you alive.
LaQueena: ung…
Tessie: yah you're alive.
Gai: You're fine LaQueena just sit down for a bit.
Tessie drags LaQueena over to the bleachers.
LaQueena: OMG peanut butter.
Tessie: sigh
Sai: what?
Tessie: I wasn't talking to you go somewhere.
Sai: fine.
Neji: you got-
Naruto: Pwned.
Neji: no… Naruto Pwned is not a word, the correct term to use would be owned, is she got OWNED.
Naruto…Pwned sounds better….
LaQueena: Chicken monkey!
Tessie: maybe we should take her to the nurse.
LaQueena: I'M FINE!
LaQueena stands up and stumbles around and bumps into Shino.
Shino: …
Queena: sorry, you weren't there a couple seconds ago, but hey I'm crazy so….
Shino: no I wasn't here I just walked up…
Queena: I knew tha-
Mrs. Bowling announces that it is time to get dressed.
Everyone rushes to the dressing room while LaQueena and Tessie dawdle.
When it was just Tessie and Queena in the dressing room Queena shouted.
Queena: TESSIE AND GAARA SITTING IN THE TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Tessie….sssssh someone will here you
Queena: THAT'S WHAT I WAN ESPEICIALLY GAAAAAAAAAARRAAAAAAA!
Tessie: o_e
Queena: well I'm done see ya in the next class Tess
Queena walks out while Tessie is getting dressed.
Gaara walks up to LaQueena.
Gaara: Mrs. Bowling in there.
Queena think for a minute is about to say no but realizes that that's stupid and since LaQueena is evil she deiced to say yes and have him walk in on a still dressing Tessie. (THE PERFECT PLAN!)
Queena:…yup, sure is, better hurry I think she was to leave, I mean…like yeah….GO- NOW!
Gaara stares at LaQueena suspiciously and the only thing Queena was doing was smiling in an angelic way that even the most skillful ninja would find it real…
Gaara walks ahead and Queena in the back ground snickers evilly and waits at the top of the steps to hear the scream.
Tessie: Ahhhhhhh.
Queena: Mwa ha ha ha
Gaara: O/O
Gaara walks up the stairs traumatized. LaQueena is whistling the, "I did nothing tune."
Tessie runs up to LaQueena dressed now.
Tessie: I was in the locker room and then, why are you smiling?
LaQueena stops smiling slowly and is all serious.
LaQueena: Nothing Tessie I was up here and Gaara walks past me it's not like I was going to question him or….AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tessie: You ~evil face~
Queena: ~serious again~ you what, he asked me if Mrs. Bowling was in there and I said….well…hmmm I said she might be…then changed and said yes…..well I said yes, yeah it was a beautiful plan all day he'll be thinking of nothing but YOU MWA HA HA HA HA HA
Tessie and Queena walk upstairs and Gaara was there.
Tessie: O/O
Gaara: O/O both frozen stare.
Queena: Gosh get a room ~walks up to Neji~
Neji: What Happened?
Queena: I'm evil, that's all I have to say *.*
Queena pulls Tessie with her to the next class.
Mr. Disab: welcome to your first day of Science.
Lee: I'm ready to learn!
Queena: Hey Neji. Neji who is sitting in front of her turns around and smiles.
Neji: What? tired of seeing the back of my head all of your life.
Queena: yeah I mean it's huge…I mean when we were kids it was extra huge I guess you grew into it.
Neji ~no longer smiling~ what do you want?
Queena: I want you to use your Byakugan and throw this to the side of you into Tessie hands, you read it and I'll tell Tenten you've had a crush on her since second grade, got it.
Nejd's eyes widened and he does as he is told
Dear Tessie:
YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO LEE WHO IS SITTING NEXT TO GAARA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SOMETHING! He likes you, you like him it's obvious, get to him before Karin decides she wants to have sex with him too!
Queena from across the room smiles.
Tessie crumples paper: o_e. looks at Queena. Queena gives her thumbs up.
Disab: OK got it, now I want you to break into groups.
Suigetsu: How's it going Queena? He puts his arm around her.
Queena: Get away water boy.
Suigetsu: You control water too, how about we get together and I can train you in-
Queena: how about I put my foot up your ***
Suigetsu: yeah, yeah. He then walks over to Tessie
Queena in the background getting held back by Tenten.
Queena: GET AWAY FROM MY BABY YOU MAN SLUT!
Suigetsu: Hey Tessie want to hang out later on tonight, I know how to treat you right.
Disab: ~SOOOOOOO OBLIVIOUS~
Tessie: huh what do you mean?
Suigetsu: Meaning, me, you, tonight, my house and you can bring your little friend over there to; she'll listen to you if anyone.
Queena: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM THAT'S HIS **** TALKING
Tessie: why do you want me to go to your house?
Suigetsu: o_e yeeeeeah to, talk yeah to talk, ok call me
Queena: WHY IS MR. DISAB DOING NOTHING HELLOOOooOOOO
Disab: blah blah blah blah
Queena: ~says in Italian accent~ Yo Italian boy
Disab: ~looks up~ out in the hall way LaQueena Mitchell
Queena ~not amused whatsoever~. She goes to the hallway
Sasuke who was watching all this shakes his head.
Tessie: How can I call you I don't have your number?
Suigetsu: ~clawing at his face~ how about after school I show you
Sasuke: Oi Suigetsu can't you see she's not interested.
SasukeSuigetsu
Suigetsu: Just because you gay doesn't mean you can but in for me liking a girl.
Tessie; ~google eyes~ you like me
Suigetsu: ~holding her hand~ of course sweet heart
Sasuke: She doesn't even know what you mean by "like" man whore.
Suigetsu: don't treat her like she's stupid she knows what I mean.
Sasuke: you're starting to piss me off.
Suigetsu: Why are you so testy over her, you like her or something.
Naruto: NO HE LIKE QU-
Sasuke: ~death glares Naruto~
Suigetsu: really now…well guess these two are officially my targets…
Sasuke:…
Gaara:…
Neji: the hell they are!
Suigetsu: Shuttup…
Disab: ~looks at Suigetsu and nods towards the door
Disab: I want to talk to you outside in the hall way. LaQueena come back in and get into groups. Work quietly; the next time I speak to you, you will be in the office.
LaQueena: ~puts her hands up in submission~ yes sir.
Sasuke: ~watches LaQueena as she walks in the door and falls down~
LaQueena: **** this ****to ****all I want to do is be ****** normal and I always get into trouble and ****** fall down every ****** five seconds. She sees Sasuke looking at her in astonishment and blushes.
Tessie: LaQueena are you okay.
LaQueena:
Sakura: your right you're not normal you too Tessie I don't know what's wrong with you to but your chakra is too much and you're too….weird….
Queena: Wow that hurts I'm weird, better go see Dr. Phil for, my problem.
Sakura: yeah….
SakuraLaQueena
Kiba (just walking in): what'd I miss?
Tessie: LaQueena got sent out in the hallway.
Kiba: that's it?
Tessie: Oh, and Suigetsu wants to talk to me at his house for some reason, he's weird huh?
Kiba: ~looks at Queena~
Queena ~still quiet from embarrassment and refuses to talk for awhile~…
Kiba: I don't think he wants to talk to you Tessie.
Tessie: what do you mean?
Hinata: Yeah I think he wants to do other things…
Neji: Whatchoo know 'bout other things?
Ino: you know like kiss, and do OTHER THINGS.
Tessie: What are those other things?
Sai ~bluntly~: Sex.
Tessie (light bulb): what a creeper.
Sai: yes.
Tessie looks over at Suigetsu he winks at her and she shivers. Suigetsu looks over and smiles and Queena throws a kunai at his head and he dodges, but when he looks back she's reading a book.
Disab: ~who SUPPOSEDLY WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION~ Queena office, now.
Queena: ~slams book on desk and walks out~
Tessie: how did Disab see that?
Sai: I heard that Disab use to be part of the ninja mafia and that he had eyes in the back of his head literally his mother cut out her own eyes and stuck them their…
Naruto: ~scared~ se-se-seriously?
Sai: No.
Tessie: Yah Naruto ninja mafia.
Disab (whispers into watch): they're on to us.
Sai: did I mention I was more than just serious….he is head of the mafia….that is all I have to say ~smiles~
Tessie: wait then why didn't he tell Suigetsu to sit down
Sai: it was during his lecture as you can tell…he cares for science…I wonder why?
Naruto: because he cuts people alive huh?
Sai: No.
Naruto: then what
Sai: it's probably because he grew up around it
Naruto: like blood.
Sai: No.
Naruto: o_e
Sai: why don't you ask him? I don't know everything Naruto.
Bell rings for lunch.
Kiba talking to Tessie: Lunch time! Grabs Tessie's hand and drags her to the lunch room.
LaQueena trudges behind quietly.
Neji: What's wrong with you Queena you are usually arguing with me?
Queena: I don't wanna talk about it.
Neji: tell me.
Queena: I really don't want to; it's none of your business.
Neji: Wow cold shoulder
Queena: how about go play with Tenten 'Kay o_e
Neji: I was thinking I'd buy you an ice cream cone and watch you throw it at Lee
Queen: YOUR ON! ~runs toward the line~
Neji: ~walks after~
Tenten: That was sweet
Neji: yeah…
Tenten: Hey I wouldn't mind having an ice cream today ~smiles…
Neji:…Kay….
Queena: NEJI AND TENTEN SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Neji: ~throws ice cream at LaQueena, but it hits Tessie because Queena uses her as a shield~
Queena: AH HAH ~smiling evilly~
Tessie: T~T ~tears~
Neji: oops
Queena takes her finger and wipes Tessie face and licks it.
Ino: EW….
Neji: Oh no….she has chocolate…
Tenten: What's so wrong with that?
Neji: remember that flood that happened last year
Tenten: yeah…
Neji: that wasn't nature saying hello….
Tenten….calm her down
Neji: you calm her down. They both look at Tessie.
Tessie ~bluntly~: LaQueena calm down.
LaQueena: MWAHAAHAHAHAHA….'Kay….
Tessie covered in chocolate ice cream: I'm mad.
LaQueena: I'll go get some napkins ~gets up and walking away~ down by the line Sakura comes out and laughs at Tessie.
LaQueena: I wouldn't if I were you.
Sakura: look at her, some people laugh
Queena: look at what you don did….
Tessie looks at Sakura with her death glare everyone shuts up then she shoots fire at Sakura.
Queena does some fancy jutsu thinks about if she wants to save Sakura and puts the flame out while drenching Sakura. Mrs. Bowling comes out and tells LaQueena and Tessie to go to the office for using their jutsu out of the training area.
Queena: I shoulda let that *** buuuurn….
Tessie has fire in her eyes and as she turns around her hair follows slowly when she looks at Mrs. Bowling.
LaQueena from across the room shoots water at the flaming Tessie.
Queena: You so pretty when your wet ~angelic smile~
Tessie gets angry then sighs.
Queena falls on the floor.
Queena: you can't do this Mrs. Bowling you can't they'll send me back to my ma, you ca-cant ~cries~ please don't ~hyperventilating ca-ca-cant bre-breath.
Neji:…..
Tessie: ~sad face~ looks at Mrs. Bowling.
Mrs. Bowling: fine sit down.
Queena still hyperventilating sits next to Neji and puts her head on his shoulder.
Queena: And who said I had an "F" in drama.
Neji: I'll give you your fifty bucks calm down.
Tessie in state of no emotion.
Karin from across the room stares at LaQueena and Tessie and whispers to her friends.
Karin: there is something up with those two, and I'm going to find out there not normal like that Sakura said, and I'm going to find out even if I have to hurt Tessie to get to LaQueena or the other way around …ill do it…..