I will tell you a story that will not really blow your mind. Neither it shall bring you to think or wonder what is going to happen. Doesn't that make it boring than? Well it might… But this is my story and that was far from boring if you ask me. But without interruptions let's start the story of my life and my curse…. Let's start with the end! Let's start with the day I met this sailor! But first let me tell you about my lovely lady… Otherwise you don't understand shit of it. Okey! Let's go!
In my land where I was, living in town there was a woman. Now you say this is pretty normal… a lot of females are walking the earth day in day out. You are right my reader but this woman was not a normal woman. This woman had the beauty of all the blossom of all the herbs and buds and even from the archon stone. Her eyes were so bring yet the darkness wrote itself inside her eyes. Now that is normal right for a fair maid to have such a look. Aye my friend, my reader, the people that hate me or going to hate me. Pick for yourself.
This woman was not young. Well not young in age, while her body so young you could tell I would do- nevermind. That was not up to me… she loved man … Some sort of man.. sailors because those looked mostly good because of the body build. And were stupid enough to fall for traps I had to set them up to. Then again I believed she was more the demon that loved woman. Because woman were soft to touch… But then in my time a lady was equal to shit… well less because in our time after we took a shit we turned and looked at it to see if it was indeed as big as we believed it to- I am sorry… I should stick to the story but somethings are really fascinating! And if you life as long as I have, then you know why I do such a foolish thing.
But to go on…. This lady, this monster, this… demon spawn of Satan… Was a farmer as well, as I believed she was. I am not sure but she always gave me such a weird thing. Some kind of leaves and roots and well she was really happy with that. I needed to sell it or to make tea of it to find those stupid, smelly, stinking but sometimes nice looking and good material for ..well you know…. sailors to well make them my slave. Yes! MINE! I know you don't believe it but I didn't had a soul anyway, so what does it matter? I believe that she wanted to make me believe I was in control while I was losing everything but ow well let's go back… let's go back…. But now talking about tea… I am kinda thirsty for some lovely tea. You as well? I could give you a cup but I am sure you wouldn't trust me… That is the best way anyway. So go make your own tea I will wait….. … Done yet? Good!
Okey where was I… Ow yes. The tea…. This tea was powerful. It tasted like shit I am pretty sure of it. At least it smelled like it would. But however the man seemed to like it more and more with every sip. And That my friend is how I made 'The Medicine Man'. The Medicine Man? Yes The Medicine Man! And what was that kind of man? Well he went to town to town… Bringing me the man and the woman or some lovely fair maiden. We made some medicine from the herbs sometimes and sold it out for everyone in the world! Yet ofcourse sometimes it was piss or sometimes even well you know white stuff…. But! That doesn't matter! It was normal that day and I am not proud of it well.. except one…. I told him it would help him to get ride off Satan… Not knowing by doing the ritual that he got closer and at least I got laid so that was nice.
But! I am not going over and over again and now I believe it is time for all you people to hear the story. I hope you will because here is where it stops! I need to go to the toilet! To the next time! BYE!