This is my first EVER story, so please be kind. It was meant to be funny but it all turned a bit fluffy near the end. Ah well everybody loves a bit of fluff once in a while, right?

Indecent Thoughts

This a serious moment the doctor tried to remind himself as Rose said her last goodbyes to Mickey who had decided to stay in Pete's world. He was trying to pay attention, honest! It

was just Rose happened to look so tasty in that waitress outfit… Holds on a second Timelords do not stare at their companions. Even if the companion in question happens to be a

smart, sexy, bloody gorgeous blond with a perfectly rounded rear end who just happened to be utterly irresistible, not under any circumstances should this be happening. Just for the

record he most definitely did not have waitress fetish either.

Fetish? Hold on a second where did that come from! Timelords are above such things as fetishes, they prefer to call them "kinks", and not that he had one of course. Come to think of it

she looked more like a French maid, a very sexy French maid who was wearing a very short skirt and with those sexy boots of hers. Phwoar! He could see Rose being a brilliant French

maid, apart from that fact she was English. She would look undeniably cute holding a feather duster. He wondered what a feather duster would feel like … Perhaps she could be his

French English maid.

Hold on just one second, since when had he thought of Rose like that? He couldn't really say. It had been seeping into his subconscious slowly until one day when he saw Rose

cowering under a werewolf in Victorian England he realised he couldn't live without her and with that also came certain other feelings that he found were a lot more… physical.

He loved her he supposed. I mean he'd never exactly been in love before. I mean that waitress Lucy, the waitress he met earlier was nice but dumb as a doorknob. He'd got on with

Cleopatra like a house on fire but she had only been interested in sex and frankly she could be a bit irritating at times. Madame du Pompadour? She was beautiful sure but altogether

too perfect for him. Rose was imperfect, like him, like most people and so damn sexy he remembered as her skirt rode up an inch as she hugged Mickey goodbye.

The Doctor couldn't say he was particularly sad Mickey was leaving. He may have developed a small sense of respect for him in the last twenty four hours thirteen minutes and

seventeen seconds but he was still Mickey the idiot. He also happened to be Rose's ex-boyfriend. There was always a certain underlying tension when Mickey was around. The Doctor

felt he and Rose worked better on their own. No, he knew he and Rose got along better without Mickey. Anyway with Mickey out of the way he'd have Rose all to himself… Not that he

was jealous or anything, not at all, Timelords don't do jealous… not often anyway.

So what did you all think? I'd love a review if you could please!