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"You did what?"
"It's not really as bad as you make it sound"
"You. Did. What?"
"Ne, Iruka calm down – "
"Calm down?! DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN –"
"I was only suggesting –"
"Then I suggest you shut up."
"….well"
"Ok. Just tell me what happened here…"
"You're still upset – "
"JUST TELL ME."
"Well. I was baking a cake."
"You mean trying to bake a cake"
"…well. I guess if you want to look at it that way."
"I can't believe you're pouting – "
"Anyway, I was baking a cake –"
"Trying to –"
"Whatever. Since it's our, you know…our anniversary, so I wanted to do something nice."
"…DESTROYING MY KITCHEN IS NOT DOING SOMETHING NICE"
"Well, I know that..."
"STOP POUTING – "
"I'm not."
"Ok…. So where is this cake?"
"Are you calm enough?"
"...'enough'?"
"Um…"
"Where's this mystery cake of yours, Kakashi?"
"Funny story! – "
"Am I laughing?"
"…uh, you see, the recipe said that it would take about thirty five minutes to bake."
"uh huh"
"So I thought that I could take a short nap during those thirty five minutes"
"Yeah, it's not like if you had a kitchen to clean or anything"
"Hey, I'm the one telling the story here."
"hmm."
"See this is the funny part. I didn't know that there were different times for different sized pans –"
"wait – "
"So, since I was using round pans and not a rectangular one, it was in there for too long."
"So…it burned?"
"And I didn't notice until I smelled it in my dream. Since I was pretty sure you don't smell like – "
"Wh-what did you do with it?"
"My dogs didn't want it so I had to throw it out."
"So…my kitchen – "
"That's another thing, I still wanted to bake it, especially now that I know how long it's suppose to be in there. See? Good thing I didn't clean the kitchen during those thirty five minutes."
"I see…"
"…uh, are you still upset? – what are you laughing at?!"
"You…ahahaha,…you're suppose to be ahaha a genius?"
"I'm glad you find humor in the paradox which is my life….can you stop laughing at me?"
"ahahah,…I'm sorry – ok. I guess it's not that bad. I should have known better when it involved you and my kitchen."
"Ne, Ruru?"
"Hmm?"
"Happy Annivesary."
"Happy Annivesary, 'Kashi."
And just about when they leaned in for a kiss –
"'Kashi?"
"Hmm…?"
"What's that smell?"
"OH SHIT!"
"ahaha,… my genius."