Aight, so, once upon a time, there was this place, I'm pretty sure it was called "Father Issues". This Father Issues place started out pretty chill, then he came; Jean-Claude Van Damme. Van Damme was a cruel tyrant who came into power using the might of bees. For 69 centuries, Father Issues was ruled under Van Damme's iron fist. Then, a hero came and saved us all. His name? Kamina. He journeyed across Father Issues and slew Van Damme with his one weakness: Fruity Holes. Afterwards, Kamina took over. He was a wise and fair ruler, teaching the people of Father Issues to believe in the them that believed in themselves. His reign lasted 1337 centuries. After his death, Father Issues was split up into five regions, each with it's own ruler. WWE, ruled by [JOHN CENA], The West Side, ruled by DMX, Doooitz, ruled by Shia LeBouf, /r/LeagueOfLegends, ruled by Draaaven, and Sonadow, ruled by Moon (Original character, do not steal!) One day, it was arranged that Moon's son Eggman was to marry DMX's daughter Cream, as a sign of peace. The wedding was really dank, and Cream bore Eggman's child. All was not well, though. Cream's child manifested itself as the second form of Van Damme; Cassandra O' . she summoned the power of the bees and overthrew Moon the totally original character. Now, Sonadow is under the control of Cassandra O' , who is building an army to take over all of Father Issues. Now that we have a setting, let's meet our hero, a young West Side boy named Kwat. He wants to journey all the way across Father Issues and stop Cassandra O' . Will hw be able to do it? Or will he fall victim to Cassandra's moisturizing magic? Find out next time on *kwat*!


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