A/N: Hello everyone : D xFearxOfxDeath and me were bored, so she suggested that we do this story.. It's an Email thingy with the Konoha 9, Sand siblings and Team Gai. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Neither of us own this.. although, xFearxOfxDeathx does own an awesome stick? and I own the awesome teddy!

At Ninja Mail Dot Com.

By xxNarutotardxx and xFearxOfxDeathx

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To: MyBrothersAJerk

From: CherryBlossomBeauty

Subject: Hi!

Hi Sasuke! –Glomp- Just here to say, thanks for giving Naruto your email so he could give it to me! I love you Sasuke!

Love- Sakura.

To: PrettyWeaponWielder

From: LotusOfKonoha

Subject: Neji.

Hey TenTen-Chan! Just here to comment about Neji's un-youthful behavior during training today. I can't believe you almost beat him, good on you TenTen. He seemed pretty distracted don't you think? No offense. But he was acting really mean when he left.. I hope his youthfulness is alright.

Stay Youthful.

-Lee.

To: CherryBlossomBeauty

From: MyBrothersAJerk

Subject: Go away.

I hate you too Sakura. Go away.

Heaps of Hatred

-Sasuke.

To: ILetTheDogsOut

From: MysteriousBug02

Subject: (No subject)

My bugs ate Akamaru.

To: SexyCutieLoveableNinja

From: CherryBlossomBeauty

Subject: Sasuke.

Sasuke will be mine!

-Sakura.

P.S. Your address lies!

To: Puppet1Pirate2Ninja

From: TheFanCuzImHot

Subject: Gaara.

Kankuro,

Gaara was meant to be back by now! Where is he? He said he'd come back from Lee's house before 5pm! Oh, and I lost my black eyeliner and purple and red face paint. Have you seen it?

-Temari.

To: MysteriousBug3

From: ILetTheDogsOut

Subject: Psh.

Your bugs got stomped on by Akamaru. Whoops, I stepped on the last one

To: GetOffMyLawn2810

From: HokagesLikeRamenToo

Subject: Kages.

Hey Gaara! Havin' fun bossin people around as Kazekage?

I'll be having just as much fun when I become the Hokage!

Well, anyway, glad to see you're not an evil 'I must kill you because you looked at me' anymore. Goodluck and I'll be a better Kage! You'll see!

-Naruto.

To: HokageLikeRamenToo

From: MyBrothersAJerk

Subject: AHHH!

Itachi is out to get us! RUN!

To: TroublesomeShadows02

From: ILoveBbq

Subject: RE:

OMG! If u opnd this dnt stop! u wil b kizzd on teh nxt possible Friday! Jst send dis 2 all ur fwends.

1 fwend nd u will get kizzed.

5 fwends nd u wil get married.

Snd now! Omg.. dis rly wrks!

To: TheFanCuzImHot

From: GetOffMyLawn2810

Subject: I have what you want! HAHA!

Tema!

I have your black eyeliner and your red face paint! If you want to see your precious make-up again, come and get it! If you don't I will...KILL IT! By using it all...by the way, what brand is it? I swear it's awesome. Anyway, I found your purple face paint in Kankuro's wardrobe. so you can get it from there! Oh and tell Kankuro I ripped his puppet strings if you see him, okay?

-From teh almighty...KAZEKAGE GAARA-KUN! (and teddy)

To: HokagesLikeRamenToo

From: ShyButSweet

Subject: …

Hello Naruto-Kun.

I have free tokens for ramen. Would you like to go sometime?

From Hinata.

To: ILoveBbq

From: TroublesomeShadows02

Subject: Troublesome..

You know, If you wanted to get kissed by Ino, you could try showing a bit more interest in her then just food all the time. And DON'T send me chainletters. There troublesome. Oh, And you might wanna let fate or something decide what happens. Not chainletters. That's just so stupid.

-Your friend, Shikamaru.

To: ShyButSweet;

SexyCutieLoveableNinja; LotusofKonoha; Puppet1Pirate2Ninja; ILetTheDogsout.

From: ILoveBbq

Subject: I did this for Ino!

OMG! If u opnd this dnt stop! u wil b kizzd on teh nxt possible Friday! Jst send dis 2 all ur fwends.

1 fwend nd u will get kizzed.

5 fwends nd u wil get married. Snd now! Omg.. dis rly wrks!

-Chouji

P.S: Ino, you're pretty

To: MyBrothersAJerk

From: MarySue-Uchiha

Subject: OMG! Sasuke-KUN!

OMG! I love you soo much!

Will you like Marry me!?

Omg omg omg…

You r so sexy nd I heart you! Plz email me bk!

-Mary-sue Uchiha.

From: SexyCutieLoveableNinja

To ILoveBbq

Subject: RE: I did this for you Ino!

Look, I know I'm sexy, but I don't go for guys like you! If you go weight watchers I might!

SmexyGoddess a.k.a Ino

To: ShyButSweet

From: SealedByakuganBird

Subject: -Insert Subject Here-

Hina-NiChan!

Have you seen my pills?

To: CherryBlossomBeauty

From: Bot at Fanfiction

Subject: Update!

New story from: SasuSakuNejiTen4eva!!one

Category: Naruto

Title: This is a real story! Omg omg omg

Genre: Romance/Angst

Rating: Fiction Rated: M

Summary: What happens when Neji and Sasuke realize there feelings for Sakura and TenTen? AU. Chapter 24 up now!

URL: This is a url.

To: MyBrothersAJerk

From: SexyCutieLoveableNinja

HEY SASUKE!! My sweetieee s2

Chouji thinks Im prettyy!! Which, of course, I am! But why cant you see that!?

-Ino s2

To: PrettyWeaponWielder

From: CherryBlossomBeauty

Subject: O.M.G!

Hey Tennie-chan! That Fanfiction Finally got updated! The update is SO good ! You should go read it now! You have the link right? Love you Tennie..

Sakura.

To: PrettyWeaponWielder

From: SealedByakuganBird

Subject: Today.

Hello TenTen.

I am sorry for the way I was acting at training today. Congratulations on almost beating me. You are really getting much better. Have you seen my pills? Hinata hasn't. I think Hanabi took them. That's why I was being silly today. I know it's no excuse but I'm sorry.

-Neji.

In case you didn't realize, these are everyone's emails. A lot of them are inside jokes, but yeah..

Naruto; HokagesLikeRamenToo

Sakura; CherryBlossomBeauty

Sasuke; MyBrothersAJerk

Hinata; ShyButSweet

Kiba; ILetTheDogsOut

Shino; MysteriousBug3

Ino; SexyCutieLoveableNinja

Chouji; ILoveBbq

Shikamaru; TroublesomeShadows02

Lee; LotusofKonoha

TenTen; PrettyWeaponWielder

Neji; SealedByakuganBird

Gaara; GetOffMyLawn2810

Temari; TheFanCuzImHot

Kankuro; Puppet1Pirate2Ninja

Hope you enjoyed! Please review and we'll continue : D