Michaela: Hello, this is Ask and Dare the Naruto Cast. Yeah I know another story, but I will update this more often as long as I get more reviews. ^__^ Anyway onto the disclaimer, Naru-chan, would you mind doing the disclaimer?
Naruto: Michaela-chan does not own Naruto, sadly.
Michaela: Thanks Naru-chan!
This is the first episode of Ask and Dare the Naruto Cast!
Sasuke: Another ****ing Ask and Dare the Naruto Cast? Why, kamisama, why???
Michaela: Oh, be quiet Uke-chan!
Naruto: *snickers* Uke…So if you ever had sex with anyone wouldn't that make you the Uke because you have Uke in your name?
Sasuke: *is steaming*
Sakua: Shut up Naruto-baka!
Michaela: You know what, why don't you shut up, Saku-kun? Uke-chan, just be glad that I'm doing it. I won't be so hard on you since you're my cousin. Oh and by the way Ita-kun's back!
Itachi: Hello foolish little brother, hello Michaela-chan.
Sasuke: O.O I will kill you! *charges up chidori*
Michaela: If you try to kill Ita-kun then I'll let Orochimaru come after you.
Orochimaru: Somebody call my name? *licks lips*
Sasuke: O.O
Michaela: Oh be quiet you! *punts PedoHebi away*
Michaela: Oh and the rest of the Akasuki are here as well!
Pein: It's the Kyuubi and Ryuu. Must have them!
Michaela: *Uses Sharingan Death Glare* No going after demons, or else…
Pein: *gulps*
Deidara: Hah, maybe some of the reviewers will agree with me that art is fleeting!
Sasori: You wish Gaki. Art is everlasting!
Deidara: Sasori-danna…!
Michaela: Oh quiet you both. Anyway I guess this is it for the introductions. I'll see you next chapter.
Most of Naruto Cast (except for Naruto): Please Kami-sama (Jashin-sama), don't let anyone review!
A/N: Well that chapter is done. X_x" Anyway I have like two pairings so far
NarutoxMichaela (me)
ItachixYumi (if she decides to review of course, if not then Itachi is up for grabs)
Anyway please review!