The World Ends With Kung Fu

Summary: Neku Sakuraba appears to have died again and he's lost his memory again but this time it's different. Instead of being in Shibuya's UG he's been taken to a place where animals talk. Can he figure what happened to him even though he has no idea who he is?

Chapter 1: Who am I?


("What's going on? Where am I? I can't remember anything.")

The young boy just woke up in a corner without a clue about why he was there. When he woke up he realized something.

("The hell!?" The boy thought "Why are all of these animals walking in the middle of the road? And why are they wearing clothes?")

The boy saw a whole bunch of animals walking around like it was normal. When he started to look around someone said something.

"You're not from around here are you?" Said a voice

When he looked around he saw a goose staring at him.

("Wait… did that goose just talk?") He thought to himself

"My names Mr. Ping and you are?"

Without hesitating the boy finally answered

"Neku… Neku Sakuraba ("I can't believe I'm talking to a goose. Well better than talking to myself I guess.") Neku thought

"Well that's a very cute name." Mr. Ping said smiling

Neku seemed somewhat annoyed by that.

"Would you like some noodles?" Ping asked

"Um I don't have any money." Said Neku

"No worries it's on the house." He said while giving Neku a bowl of noodles

When Neku first tasted it he was overwhelmed.

"Dude this is delicious!" Neku said smiling

"That's the secret ingredient soup." Ping explained "I was just waiting for my son Po till you came along."

"Hey dad I'm here!" Said a voice

"Holy!"

When Neku saw who the voice was he saw a giant panda with emerald eyes and pants filled with stitches.

("That's his son? He's a freaking panda! So even with interspecies love you can still get regular animals?") Neku thought

"Welcome Po." Said Mr. Ping

"Hey dad who's this?" Po asked

"This is Neku he's new in the valley of peace." He explained

"Well nice to meet you my names Po." He said holding out his hand

Neku was still surprised but he gave Po a handshake anyway.

"Nice to meet you too." Said Neku "So this is the valley of peace?"

"Yep pretty cool huh?" Po said "Its home to the legendary furious five and the dragon warrior which is me."

"Never heard of them." Neku said confused

"You gotta be kidding me?" Po asked shocked "You honestly don't know?"

"Are they that important?"

"Yeah they are! They protect the valley and other places that need help." Po explained "They live in the Jade Palace which is where I live too. I'll take you up to meet them if you want."

"Um sure." Neku said

With that Po and Neku started to walk towards the palace until they stopped at the stairs.

"Oh my god!" Neku shouted "Have you guys ever heard of escalators?"

"What?" Po said confused

("I guess no one knows about that stuff here.") Neku thought "Never mind let's get going."

After walking up all of the steps they finally reached the door of the palace.

"We made it." Po said

"Thank god." Neku said taking a deep breath "At least I got some exercise from that."

"Po who is this?" Said a voice

When trying to see who that voice was Neku found a small animal in a red robe.

"Um are you a raccoon or something?" Neku asked

"I'm not a raccoon I'm a red panda." He said annoyed

"Master Shifu this is Neku he's my friend." Po explained

"Friend since when?" Neku asked

"Since we met of course." Po said with a goofy smile

"Well ok I guess I could use one here."

"Now can you tell me what kind of animal are you?" Shifu asked

"I'm not an animal I'm a human." Neku explained "I woke up somewhere and here I am now."

"That doesn't explain much." Po said

"Don't you know anything about what happened to you?" Shifu asked

"No to tell you the truth I don't even know anything about myself." Neku explained "All I know is my name."

"Well then we'll help you figure it out." Shifu said smiling

Neku laughed a little "You have a weird smile. But it's nice like it's telling me I can believe in you."

"Because you can." Shifu explained "Po as of now Neku will be you're roommate."

"Alright!" Po said excited

("A place filled with talking animals and now I'm gonna be sleeping in a room with one. Who am I?")


To be continued

That's all for now. Chapter 2 coming soon