Aeris's Wild Flight
Somebody asked for a sequel…well HERE IT IS!!! A SEQUEL TO AERIS'S WILD RIDE"…AERIS'S WILD FLIGHT!!! Enjoy!
(We find our heroes in Cloud's villa today. Things have gotten a little strange since Aeris's driving lesson with Cloud. Aeris has gotten a new fascination with controlling anything with a motor.)
Aeris:
Please, Cloud! Just one little ride with me? Please??? (bats her eyes)Cloud:
After what happened last time?! NO WAY!!! You nearly killed me that day!Aeris:
Well…I'm sorry if I was a little rough on you that night while you were playing "hard to get."Cloud:
(sweatdrops) I'm not talking about…THAT…Aeris… I'm talking about your driving lesson!!! That's the first time I've seen you act berserk!!!Aeris:
Oh…well…that was then, this is now! Please go on just one more ride with me?Cloud:
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! (walks into his room, but then comes back out) Oh yeah…almost forgot to tell you something, Aeris…Aeris: (smiles)
Yeeeeeeees?Cloud:
RAPE IS A BAD THING, AERIS!!! IT'S A VERY BAD THING!!! (runs into his room and locks the door)Aeris: (pouts, but then remembers about the Highwind and decides to pull a fast one on Cid, then gets a wide grin)
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(We find Cid outside the villa…well…more like outside Costa de Sol, fixing the Highwind from recent shocks)
Cid:
DAMN $^%#!!! HOW COULD A ^@(*&^%# BUG GET ON MY %*^%# WINDSHIELD!!! HOW THE HELL COULD IT GET INSIDE, THEN SMASH INTO MY ^)*&^$# WINDSHIELD!!!! IT'S JUST PLAIN SICK!!! NOT ONLY SICK, BUT ^)(*&^$#)(*&$ SICK!!!!! (wipes squashed moth off the Highwind's windshield while muttering streams of curses)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aeris: (quietly sneaks onto the Highwind and grabs a lead pipe while grinning)
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Pilot #1: (stands next to Cid)
Sir! It's break time Captain!Pilot #2: (stands behind Pilot #1)
That's right! We're tired and hungry!Cid: (looks at Pilot #1 & #2)
EAT S**T AND DIE, YOU %^)&^)&^$!!!!Pilot #1 & #2:
YES SIR, CAPTAIN! (leave the cockpit)Cid: (watches them leave and raises an eyebrow)
…stupid b*****ds… (keeps cleaning)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aeris: (hears the pilots walking her way)
OH CRUD!!! Where can I hide??? Where can I hide???? Ah yes…there we go… (hides behind a crate)Pilot #1: (is walking with Pilot #2)
Hey…you know…the captain should really mellow out…Pilot #2:
Yeah…I mean…it's not like he ran out of tea…right?(Both sweatdrop and gulp at the thought of a berserk Cid without tea)
Pilot #1:
Yeah…I guess you're right. At least we finally get a break!Pilot #2:
YEAH!!! BREAK TIME!!!Aeris: (comes out of hiding and swings the lead pipe)
Oh no you don't!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!Pilot #1:
Holy…Pilot #2:
S**T!!!Aeris: "
Holy" is right! I'M TAKING OVER THIS SHIP!!! (swings the lead pipe towards Pilot #1)Pilot #1:
GAAAAH!!!!! (is hit in the head and is KO'd)Aeris: (laughs maniacally and swings the pipe at Pilot #2)
Pilot #2:
MOMMY!!! (is also hit in the head and gets KO'd)Aeris: (sweatdrops)
Hmm…for master pilots, you'd think they'd AT LEAST have enough brains to…duck? Tsk…tsk…tsk…Pilot #1: (is out cold)
Pilot #2: (ditto)
Aeris: (drags the KO'd pilots into the occupied chocobo stable. After leaving the stable, disturbing cries can be heard coming from it)
????:
WARK WARK WAAAAAAAARRRRK!!!!!Aeris: (sweatdrops and quietly sneaks into the cockpit)
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Cid: (finishes wiping all the bug stuff off the windshield)
FINALLY!!! DONE!!!Aeris: (walks up behind Cid and hides the lead pipe behind her pipe)
Oh Ciiiiiiiiiiid….Cid: (jumps, startled a bit, then turns around)
DON'T F**KING DO THAT!!! Ahem….what the hell do you want?!Aeris: (thinks:
Why don't you stop cussing for a change you old fart?! ) Um…I just wanted to tell you that there are discounts on you favorite kind of cigarettes and tea! (smiles)Cid: (grins)
Tea 'n cigarettes?!?! HOT DAMN!!!! I'M ON A GOOD %(*^&% STREAK HERE!!! Heh…be right back!!!Aeris:
Okay!Cid: (runs out of the Highwind in such a big hurry he could be seen as a dusty tornado)
Aeris:
Heehee.…I knew that would get him… (grabs the wheel of the Highwind and starts to take off) WHEEEEE!!!!!!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cid: (is inside the store in Costa de Sol, pissed off)
Clerk: (sweatdrops)
I'm sorry sir…but we don't even SELL tea or cigarettes…Cid:
WHAT?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU NOT SELL ANY %)*&^#% TEA OR )*^$)(*&^% CIGARETTES?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF ^)*(&^#% STORE DO YOU ^)(*&^$% RUN HERE?!?!?! I OUGHTTA TAKE MY VENUS GOSPEL AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY @$$ YOU ^)&%^*$#(*&!!!!!!!!!Clerk: (sweatdrops)
My candy…what?Cid:
AWW FORGET IT!!! YOU'RE TOO %&)*&%^ STUPID TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL I MEAN!!! (walks out of the store, pissed)Clerk: (is clueless and shouts out the door)
HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR!!!Cid: (feels the place shaking and looks up to see the Highwind hovering in the air)
WHAT…THE…F**K?!?!?!?!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aeris: (is enjoying herself)
WHEEEE!!! IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!!! (makes the Highwind move forward until it starts to fly away)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cid: (looks at the Highwind to see it fly away)
AAAAHHHH!!!! MY BABY!!! MY %(*&^% BABY IS GONE!!! AAAAHHHH!!!! (screams like a little girl)Will Aeris get to have her fun? Will Cid find out why his precious baby flew away? Will the clerk actually get a brain? Will Cid scream like a girl all day? Will the author ever shut the hell up? Well, you'll have to wait and see in the next episode of, AERIS'S WILD FLIGHT!!!
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Well? How'd you like it? This is just part of a sequel that practically took me months to make. Doesn't sound like much, but then again, I've had the WORST case of writer's block for a long time. I hope you liked this story so far! Comments can be sent to