Johnny and the Squirrels
Inspired by my good friend Evilsquirrels89, read her fics or suffer!
It isn't 2 A.M.
Oh well.
I own nothing. It is all owned by Mr. Vasquez, whom I admire greatly.
I enjoy Squeeze Cheeze.
It was 2 A.M. Johnny had decided to walk down to the 24/7 to get a cherry brainfreezy, which he enjoyed greatly. He had finished nailing an unnamed assholes tongue to the wall through his forehead and he was feeling good and ready for the icy goodness that was brainfreezy. As he walked down his street, he heard a faint 'chit chit chit'. He turned to look but there was nothing. He narrowed his eyes and kept walking. A minute later, he heard the 'chit chit chit' once again. He stopped and drew out one of many knives. After a couple of minutes a small gray little animal with a fluffy tail and a soft, chewy nougat center frolicked out into the middle of the road. It stared at Nny and he stared back. As soon as it had come, the squirrel gave him the finger and scurried off. Johnny waited for the squirrel would return.
It was 2 A.M. Johnny had decided to walk down to the 24/7 to get a cherry brainfreezy, which he enjoyed greatly. He had finished nailing an unnamed assholes tongue to the wall through his forehead and he was feeling good and ready for the icy goodness that was brainfreezy. As he walked down his street, he heard a faint 'chit chit chit'. He turned to look but there was nothing. He narrowed his eyes and kept walking. A minute later, he heard the 'chit chit chit' once again. He stopped and drew out one of many knives. After a couple of minutes a small gray little animal with a fluffy tail and a soft, chewy nougat center frolicked out into the middle of the road. It stared at Nny and he stared back. As soon as it had come, the squirrel gave him the finger and scurried off. Johnny waited for the squirrel would return.