Naga Sadow: Final Dark Lord of the Sith to preside over the original Sith Empire. A cunning manipulator and skilled strategist, he cleverly overthrew his rivals while simultaneously launching a surprise attack on an unsuspecting Galactic Republic.
Exar Kun: The first Dark Lord of the Old Sith Wars and founder of the Brotherhood of the Sith. Initially a brilliant student of the Force, he engineered an infamous pogrom by convincing Jedi students to assassinate their mentors while concurrently leading Krath and Mandalorians to cripple the Republic.
Both are fearsome Dark Lords of the Sith.
Both brought the galaxy to their knees.
And both are stuck as incorporeal spirits on Yavin IV.
What must it be like for these two resolute sovereigns to be confined to a single moon, unable to impose their will on the galaxy?
Scene: The spirits of Naga Sadow and Exar Kun float face to face inside an ancient temple, angrily shouting and pointing at each other.
Kun: Your insignificant skills pale in comparison to my power, Sadow!
Sadow: You know not what you say, child! All you had was your insignificant Brotherhood, you novice Krath, and your barbaric Mandalorians. With power, cunning, and skill, I took control of an empire that made the Republic tremble before me!
Kun: An empire that fell because of you! At least I crippled the Jedi by killing most of the Masters before I died, so HA!
Sadow: Yes you killed a few Masters. Of course, that means it was their students that beat you and trapped you here, so HA HA!
Kun: Well, umm, your red skin looks stupid!
Sadow: Well the ancient Sith tattoo on your forehead means moron! Ragnos was screwing with you!
Kun: You suck Sadow!
Sadow: Screw you Kun!
Kun: Meanie old man!
Sadow: Petulant little brat!
Sadow and Kun simultaneously cross their arms and turn away from each other angrily.
A few moments later, Kun tentatively turns to his counterpart.
Kun: Hey Naga?
Sadow turns to Kun.
Sadow: Yes Exar?
Kun: Umm, do you wanna go screw with the Massassi?
Sadow: Sure, beats counting the the dust motes in the temple again.
Kun: Great! Let's use some illusions to make the Massassi think that they're on fire!
Sadow: No, I did that one last week. Let's try drowning instead. Hey, have I told you about the first time that Nadd tried to use lightning and he ended up shocking himself? It was hilarious!
Kun: That sound awesome! Nadd was such a jerk when he was training me! Did you know he crushed me under rocks on Korriban?
Sadow: You think that's bad? Let me tell you a story about Korriban. . .
As the two float away to the Massassi encampment, the a joyous sound can be heard. The sound of laughter and friendship.