Link's Bad Day
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters and/or themes. They belong to Nintendo. So don't sue me.
My name is Link. And I know that this isn't a good beginning to this. But anyway, I'm standing at the entrance to Zora's domain. And there's a sign in front of me. 'Warning! Nude spot ahead' How can Zora's be nude? (20 mins later, Link's running and yelling) I had to ask! Ewwww! ARRRRRRGH! EEEEEEK! (Runs past King Zora and when Ruto sees him, gives a lovesick chase out to the area where Lord Jabu Jabu is. I shout "Eat me you stupid fish! I'm in a nudist fish colony and I'm being chased by a naked lovesick fish princess here! Eat me! Eat me!" He opens his mouth and instead of jumping in to either be trapped or to die a painful death, I just trip Ruto into his mouth and he swallows her. I grin and then as I went to leave, there's all the naked Zoras in front of me, holding spears. "We saw that. Prepare to die with dignity and passion!" They cry. Oh Yuck! Nasty thought! I run through the crowd and out of Zoras domain, they keep giving chase. Spotting Epona, I jump onto her back and send her galloping. I head for Gerudo valley. But to my horror, the Gerudo's are walking around with bikinis on! I tried to sneak away but one of the Gerudos yell "PERVERT! GET HIM!" So once again I get on Epona and continue galloping for my life, being pursued by half naked Gerudos and Zoras. Not good.