Soul sat up in bed after a crazy dream of him and Maka getting it on. He felt a hard one in between his legs and he groaned. He'd been having dreams like this for a while, thanks to his' raging hormones.

"Ugh, so un cool" He muttered, standing up and putting on his clothes once the boner had subsided.

While his' hormones were raging, he thought it'd be a good time to try and seduce Maka with subtle then not-so-subtle hints of his feelings.

Hence begun his' mission to get into Maka's pants.

-Day 1—

Grinning, Soul took two popsicles out of the freezer. The icy treats had been compared with, well, a dong.

The thought of Maka passionately licking and sucking it made Soul even more excited. He walked over to her, Popsicle in hand. At the moment, Maka was watching one of her drama shows, curled up on the couch, he long legs folded at her knees.

He stuck his' in his mouth then handed one out to her. "Here you go" Soul said, extending the Popsicle. Hesitantly, Maka took it. Soul sat next to her, his eyes straining to view what he thought would be a steamy scene.

Instead, Maka bit into it, emitting a loud crunching noise. Soul winced as half of the popsicle broke off and Maka chewed on it. Finishing the other half shortly after, she glared at Soul and shoved the stick up his nose.

"Pervert." She said, then walked out of the room.

-Day 2—

The next day, Soul woke up to the smell of Maka making breakfast. Grinning at another chance to make Maka fall for him, Soul got up and changed.

Maka was standing over a hot stove, scrambling eggs in short jean shorts with an apron. Soul grinned to himself yet again and snuck over to her.

Placing one hand on her stomach and another over her eyes he burrowed his face into her neck "Smells good…" he whispered.

Within a few seconds, eggs were in his hair, and a hit in the face with a steaming pan had sent him flying.

"Don't ever sneak up on me." Maka said. "Oh, and you can make your own breakfast."

-Day 3—

Maka was walking down the road at night towards a midnight sale at the bookstore. Soul had earlier paid Black*Star to jump out and scare Maka, and Soul would save her. As she neared the corner where Black*Star was stationed, Soul got ready.

All of a sudden, the bushed rustled for a second, then a disguised Black*Star jumped out, next to Maka. Black*Star pulled out a gun and tied a bandana in her mouth. As Soul prepared to jump, Maka pulled the bandana out of her mouth.

"Oh, hey Black*Star. What's up?" Maka said calmly.

"Uh, I'm not the god Black*Star! But he seems like a pretty cool guy! Right?" Black*Star said, trying to stay in character.

"Are you into cosplay now or something? I think Soul likes that kinda anime. You should go show him. Oh, there he is now." Maka replied.

Cursing, Soul begun to think of a new idea.

-Day 4—

Maka was tieing up her pigtails in the bathroom one day with the door open. Taking advantage of the opportunity, Soul entered and undid one of the pigtails and pulled her hand away from the side of her head that she was about to put up.

"You know, you are pretty sexy with your hair down" Soul whispered into her ear.

However, he didn't notice the giant dictionary she was reading from as she fixed her hair.

"MAKAAAAAAAAAAA" She begun, raising the book.

"Oh SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT NOOOO" Soul cried, stumbling backwards.

"CHOP!" Maka finished, and as the book connected with his' head, everything faded to black and the last thing he saw was a small bit of the area under her skirt.

'I can die happy now' Soul thought as he went unconscious.