The Throwback (The Ode To Cena)
Once upon a Friday evening
I looked for something quite endearing
Trying to get into something that I never done before
When I went into the club
I danced and shook, and started to rub
All the body parts that I forgot was there before
All of this and nothing more
Then, alas, I was in a trance
I saw this guy and started to dance
And he reminded me of that guy John Cena I saw on the Smackdown tour
He looked into my eyes
And as I looked back in such surprise
It was sweet chemistry when we were on the floor
All this and nothing more
When the clock struck three
And he wanted to come home with me
I was anticipating much more than I bargained for
After we got a bite to eat
We drove to my place down the street
Where we shed our inhibitions built up from hours before
And then I closed the door
As I was in this sexual bliss
And with each passionate kiss
WHAT! A Throwback falls onto the floor
I said wait, this is too soon
He said, "I'll stay until noon"
As we proceeded to enter a point of a lust to the core
And there's the throwback on my floor
With every muscle I ever felt
Even the package behind that spinning belt
I slowly pulled down his boxers to see what I was hoping for
I gently pulled his fitted cap
As it was, my ass he slapped
As we made love from my doorway to my kitchen floor
And there's the throwback on my floor
As we embraced in a passionate sweat
And he didn't even get in yet
He flicked his tongue in a region it has never been before
And I was breathless, I won't lie
As he proceeded to kiss my thighs
And I was thinking about him while I wanted more
And the throwback was on my floor
I looked at him real quick
8 inches long, 2 inches thick
I was hoping he didn't take too long on that floor
As he carried me to the bed
Racing thoughts popped in my head
As he went in deep, I never felt this way before
The throwback was still on the floor
With every stroke and every moan
I was hoping he never went home
As I wanted all this goodness forever more
Back to reality, let's face facts
In 45 minutes, he climaxed
We shared an intimate cuddle, before he went back on tour
The throwback was still on the floor
All this time, I longed for you
And it was worth it, what I went through
He went to explain that this never happened before
He apologized, and kissed my cheek
And said he'll call me sometime next week
Another week to go by without you, what more can I endure
I'll sleep with you? Yeah, sure!
As he got into that cab
Looking at his back that I scratched
But he left me with something that I could remember him for
As I went into the shower
Thinking about him for that hour
He left me a keepsake on my living room floor
I kept the throwback, forevermore!