A/N Well guys, I saw "One Of The Boys" on Monday and thought, "Hey I wonder what would happen if R63 Lincoln was real?" So I thought about the concept and decided that since I'm writing more often, I'd take a shot at a one-shot collection.
I thank Exotos135 (Chaoticson on DeviantArt) for the cover art!
I hope you enjoy! R&R
Story Summary/Prompt: What happens when you mix two boys who love acting like dogs and a girl who has to deliver something?
Story One: Welcome to Dimension 63
"Be careful what you wish for, because you may as well get it." It's a famous phrase, usually taught by random daytime and children's television. If only Lincoln Loud had remembered, then maybe he wouldn't be in this situation right now. Though, now that I think of it, I suppose it was for the best that he had seen life on the other side of things.
"Phew, what a close one." Lincoln Loud declares as he sets the dimensional watch for "Home Dimension: C-137."
This was it, after almost twenty-four hours of experiencing another dimension, Lincoln stood before the portal that would take him back home. With mere seconds left, he breathes a sigh of relief, before stepping through the portal, albeit with his pants down. You can blame Lynn for that.
Immediately, Lincoln finds himself floating in inter-dimensional space, the massive blur of colors and patterns that define the entire multiverse. Even Lincoln can't help but smile at the sight, "Wow, if I weren't trying to get home, this place would be perfect to have a party in."
Then, with his eyes filling with determination, he looks ahead. "There it is, my portal." And with that, he makes his way to the vortex.
At this point he thinks, "I'm in the clear! Nothing can stop me how!" then he chuckles, "Time to go home…" His face goes flush from embarrassment, "That sausage fest was way more painful than I expected… For reasons other than what most would expect."
Since he was young, he had always thought of what it would be like to have ten brothers, and after this adventure, he realized that he preferred having sisters more.
"I can't wait to get home and tell Lisa what happened! She'll probably want to write it all down for science and stuff." He chuckles, before looking down and checking the watch, "According to this, I'm almost to my portal."
Yet, fate has different plans in store for him.
Without warning, the watch goes off with, "Warning, unstable portal opening. Warning, dimensional anomaly present! Warning, incoming!" Immediately another portal opens up and from it, another Lincoln comes flying out, almost as if he were kicked out and catapulted away.
"What the?" Is all the first Lincoln can say, before he is knocked away from his portal and is sent into a nearby pink and white vortex.
Seconds later, he throws himself up, taking deep breaths to calm himself down, "Phew." He goes, "For a second I thought that…" He wipes the sweat from his brow, only for his hand to get caught on his hair clip.
Wait… hair clip?
"What the… why am I wearing a hair clip?!" Lincoln whispers with a confused tone. He carefully runs his hand down his now longer hair, "Why is my hair suddenly this long…" Panic begins to fill his voice, "Oh no…"
His eyes go wide in fear and realization, "That guy sent me into the wrong portal!" He then jumps out of his bed and frantically turns the lights on, revealing the room to be painted pink, and decorated with random boy bands, girl games, plenty of flowers and hearts, some random photos and surprisingly enough some Ace Savvy merchandise.
"This can't be real." He whispers, before turning to his dresser.
He looks at his mirror, his hair, while it remained snow white, was much longer. He wore an orange blouse instead of his orange polo and a blue skirt in place of his pants. His eyelashes were much longer and he had an orange hairclip holding some of his long locks in place, as well as securing his unique tuff of hair. "Oh no!" he says louder, before slapping his cheeks and whispering, "I'm on the wrong dimension!"
And without any other way to voice his anxiety, he throws his arms down and screams.
Within seconds, ten boys burst into the room, with the oldest shouting, "Linka! Are you ok?!"
A beat of silence passes with Linka staring at her brothers… before promptly passing out.
This bodes well I assume.
A few hours later…
"Ugh…" Linka goes, the boy-turned-girl slowly pulling herself out of her bed. She slowly inspects herself, unsure of whether or not what she was seeing was real. She quietly turns and stands up in her own two feet. "But how… I was so close to the portal…"
Then, her eyes fill with rage, "That idiot!" She quietly steps over to her door, and does her best to quietly open it. Luckily enough, the knob doesn't break apart like it usually would.
She peaks out into the hallway, and searches for any sign of the ten boys. "Ok..." She then closes the door and sighs, "Well this is just great. I'm in a dimension where everything's swapped. I have ten brothers instead of sisters, and somehow now I'm now a girl."
She then turns and plops facedown on the bed.
"Morning Linka!" a tall boy walks into her room. He wears a blue tank top with brown shorts and blue shoes, "You scared us all last night. Ya know, with the random screaming and panic attack."
Linka blushes with embarrassment, "Oh, sorry Loki, thanks for checking up on me." Before turning and standing up her own feet.
"Yeah, we were so worried." Another boy appears; he's slightly younger than Linka with short hair that covers his eyes.
As expected, Lars's sudden appearance spooks the two, causing them to jump back in fear. "Would you mind talking about what got you so spooked last night? It could make the basis for a good story." He continues in his distinct monotone voice.
Then, a boy wearing a white lab coat, green gloves and brown pants walks in. He carries an odd device, with a battery on his side and two paddles. "Oh Linka, you're all right." He says, "I guess I won't need to use my defibrillator on you after all."
"Put it away Levi," Another boy steps in wearing a white button down shirt, yellow suspenders and socks and carrying a female dummy on his arm, "What she needs is so laughs from Mrs. Coconuts!"
The dummy turns to him and says, "You got it Lane!"
Another boy walks over, this one wearing a light-green shirt, flat-toped sunglasses, and brown pants… and he walks straight into the doorframe, eliciting a slight laugh from Linka, "Haha, that was funny Loni."
"It's great that you're ok Linka!" He responds.
"Coming through!" Another shouts as a hockey punk comes flying passed the brothers and out the window, missing Linka by mere inches.
Linka's brothers immediately turn, their fury burning in their eyes.
"What?" He throws his arms up in surprise, allowing his white shirt with red highlights and a zero on it, to become visible.
"Lynn! You almost hit Linka!" Another brother walks up from behind, he wears a purple vest with a slightly lighter shirt underneath, and black pants.
"Aww, Luke, you know it wouldn't have hit her!"
"Still." He responds with a strong voice. "It's better to be safe than sorry." Then he looks at his only sister, "especially after what happened last night bro."
Lynn rubs the back of his head in embarrassment and regret, "Yeah, I guess you're right."
"Linka!" The twins work their way through the growing crowd of their siblings. The first wears a white shirt and pink scarf." You're all right?!"
Linka nods, "Yeah Lexx."
Than her other brother cuts in, he wears simple dark blue overalls with nothing underneath... Well actually I'm not sure about that, but I'm not checking under those. "Mind telling us what happened last night?"
Linka gets up and sits down on her bed with the crowd of her brothers looming. "I'm not really sure what happened Leif..."
Loki grabs Bun Bun off the nearby shelf, "here, Linka, how about you tell us why?"
The girl takes the doll in her hands and nods, "ok..."
"Think of a good lie Lincoln!" Linka thinks, "You can't tell them that you're not their Linka, they'll panic!"
"I just had a dream where Levi made me a watch and sent me to a dimension where I was a boy." Then she looks up at her brothers, "But after having some fun, I found out that none of them really cared about me and ended up kicking my butt."
Then she thinks again, "The watch! That's it! Maybe I can use it to get home!" Then she finishes, "So I got the watch back, but ended up flying into the wrong portal..."
"Heh, weird dream." Lars responds, "Sounds like the start to a story collection where the main character has to hide the truth from their comrades while trying to find a way back home."
Linka looks down fearfully.
Yet, Loki puts on a sympathetic smile and sits down next to her. "Don't worry Linka, we love you. We'd never treat you like that."
Then, he places his arm around her comfortingly, "After all, your our only sister. Boy or girl, we'd never mistreat you."
A few moments of tense silence passes between the siblings.
"You know, you're not the only one who had a weird dream last night." Lane says, causing Linka to smile in relief.
"Really Lane?" Linka asks with a hopeful tone, before the boy responds using the dummy, "Yeah! He dreamed that he was dummy and I was the man!"
"Yeah it was absolutely hilarious!"
Linka chuckles at such a horrible joke.
Before Leif continues, "if you think that's weird, you've got some competition!"
And with that each of the brothers reveal their weird dreams to Linka, putting her at ease.
Finally, after all of the sibling's finish their stories, Loki asks, "So Linka, feel better?"
The girl nods, "Thanks guys."
Then he pats her on the back, "haha, now come on, let's get some breakfast."
She nods, and with that the ten boys and one girl get one big claustrophobic hug, before finally heading downstairs.
Linka scans her surroundings carefully, making sure that everything was in the right place.
She steps into the living room with a sigh, before thinking, "I know this isn't my home..."
"You ok sis?" Luke asks, and the girl nods, "Yeah, I'm fine."
He nods and Loki comes down after, "You know sis, if you need anything, I'm here for you."
Linka nods, "Thanks bro." Then they both motion for her to join them for breakfast.
"Morning kids!" Their mother greets, before serving the kids their food- some bacon and eggs.
The Loud boys chomped down their food quickly, while Linka joined them without hesitation, much to her parent's dismay.
"Oh Linka," her father says, catching the young woman's attention, "I heard there was an opening for a delivery girl, maybe you could do that to, ya know, make some good cash on the side." Then, Lynn Sr.'s eyes look at his sons, "And maybe help you find some other girl friends."
"Should I? After all this isn't my own dimension..." Linka thinks for a moment, before she realizes what he was implying, "Wait… I don't have friends here?" Then she sighs, "Sure dad."
"Great! Mr. Fumpterfumpter is excited to meet you." Then he hands the girl a slip of paper with an address as well as a phone number on it. "Call him after breakfast and if they tell you that the opening hasn't been filled yet head over to his office, he'll get you set up."
"Ok, thanks dad!" Linka responds with a hint of uncertainty in her voice.
And so after breakfast she made a phone call and left the home for the day.
A few minutes later, she stands in front of the Royal Woods Register, the town's local newspaper shop and service. The building was rather plain, only consisting of a blocky brick building labeled as such.
The help wanted sign in the window confirmed that her trip hasn't been for naught.
So, Linka takes a deep breath before stepping inside the office. She approaches the rather old lady sitting at the front desk and greets, "Hi."
The old lady takes a look at the young girl, before responding, "Hello, are you here for the job?"
Linka nods, "Yeah. Is it still open?"
She nods, before motioning towards a door labeled, "Manager's office." The old woman then meekly says, "In there is Mr. Fumpterfumpter."
"Thanks!" Linka responds, before making her way to the door. A few minutes later, Linka walks back into the Loud House carrying a blue bag, decorated with a Pegasus following an envelope, as well as a blue hat decorated with wings.
"Hey guys, I'm home!" She declares. "Hey Link, did you get the job?" Loki carefully asks as he steps toward her.
Linka nods, "Yeah, turns out that I was the only one who showed any interest in the job and they really needed the replacement." While thinking, "That, and apparently Fumpter owed dad some stuff."
Loki chuckles. "Cool."
"Do I smell a mailman?!" Leif shouts as he rushes into the room. Immediately Loki responds by shoving Linka into the next room. The boy continues in a serious, hunter-like tone, "No, I smell a newspaper delivery guy!" Then he turns to Loki, "You see anything?"
"Nope! No mailman or newspapers here!" He casually responds.
Leif looks him suspiciously, before jumping on the older boy and smelling him, "you were around one though... I can smell it!"
Then Leif jumps off his brother, before sniffing the ground and climbing up the stairs on all fours.
"Loki, what was that for?" The girl responds as she steps out of the kitchen, rubbing her head as she does so.
"Sorry Linka." Loki responds, "Leif was here and did you forget what happens to mailmen around him and Lynn and?"
"No, please remind me." She responds tiredly.
"Remember, those two get a little rough with them." Loki awkwardly responds, much to Linka's dismay.
So she tilts her head in confusion, "What do you mean?"
"Just remember what dogs do to mailmen, they might do to you, if you're not careful. They get mindless, so I doubt reasoning will help you." Then Loki pulls out his phone and starts texting his girlfriend, "Good luck Linka."
Linka takes a big gulp, before nodding and heading up to her room.
She drops the bag on the floor, and walks over to the waiting wallow talkie. "Dang it..." She whispers, "I don't know her name, but if I'm going to deliver these papers in one piece, I'll need her help."
"Hey, it's Linka." I say into the small device, "Do you copy?"
"Copy that Linka, Claudia's here." Linka's best friend responds with excitement in her voice, "Claudia, I have a job and I need some help with it."
"Yeah?"
Linka thinks for a moment, "I'm going to be delivering newspapers in the morning and I need you to distract my brothers long enough so I can get passed. My brother Leif and Lynn are really violent towards mailmen. If I don't get every newspaper delivered and get back to the depot in time, I'll get fired!"
"So why don't you just tell them that you're on duty?" Claudia curiously asks, "After all, they are your brothers."
"Apparently, according to Loki, they go fully mindless." Linka responds with a defeated tone, "Even if I did tell them, they'd still lose control.
"Ok!" She responds, "So what's the plan Link?"
Linka thinks for a moment, "Ok so what I need you to do is this…"
Within moments, the plan was set. With nothing else in mind, Linka jumps in her bed and sleeps the night away.
The next morning, Linka wakes up at 6:30 with, "Ok, time to deliver the papers."
She gazes out her window with warm eyes and sighs, "Great, I'm still here… I wonder if I'll ever get home…" Then she gets out of bed and quietly opens her door, "Good, none of the boys are awake yet."
She silently tips toes over to the bathroom and gets ready for her. Starting with, "Ok Lincoln… this is the first time you've actually tried to take a shower like this. How hard can it be? You've seen your sisters do it countless times!"
Linka than pulls off her night gown and undoes her hair clip. She strips down completely, before looking at herself in the mirror, "Huh… now that I think of it, I look pretty hot as a girl."
Then she gets in the shower and cleans herself off.
After that she silently goes back in her room and prepares. She puts on a new orange blouse and blue skirt, as well as replacing the orange hairpin with a small orange bow.
She then takes her mailbag and folds it up, before shoving it in her backpack, and doing the same with her mail hat. "Ok, now the only thing I have to worry about is getting out of here in one piece."
Then, she turns and grabs the walkie talkie on her dresser, "Claudia, are you ready for operation, "Avoid Lynn and Leif while I desperately try to deliver these news papers on time and come up with a shorter name for this operation?"
"Yeah Link, I'm outside right now."
Linka then turns once more and opens up her own door… revealing Lynn and Leif waiting for her.
"Oh, hey guys, whatcha doin?" she nervously asks
Lynn responds, "We smelled newspapers and mailmen!"
Leif continues by barking, "And we wanna go get em!"
The girl's face goes red in fear, before she walks passed the duo and responds without breaking eye contact, "Nope! None of that there!" And before they can probe her further, she's down the stairs and out the door.
"Ok Claudia." She says, "You know what to do."
Claudia nods, before watching Linka run off, and turning to face the Loud House door. With a single sigh she opens it and enters the room, where Leif and Lynn are waiting for her.
The duo looks at her for a short moment, before two devious smiles appear on their faces. Together they both shout, "Mailman!"
Claudia gulps in fear, before making a break out of the yard. Leif and Lynn look at each other for a short moment, before chasing after her on all fours.
"Crud…" Loki declares as he sticks his head out the door. Seven other Loud Brothers follow, "What's going on Loki?" Lexx asks.
"Lynn and Leif just ran after Claudia, and might attack Linka!" Loki frantically responds, "Guys, we have to help them!"
The boys nod, before running out the door as well.
It looks like Claudia is going to have a great time dealing with those two.
Meanwhile, Linka picked up her batch of newspapers and hopped on her bike. "Ok Lincoln, you're a newspaper delivery girl." Then she sighs, "Claudia will be fine."
She then secures the mailbag to her side, before adjusting her hat and riding out of the newspaper depot.
"Ok." She whispers as she reads out the list of properties to get to. "Let's do this." And with that, she peddles into the early morning.
The first challenge she faces are the random, unkempt roads on the inner parts of Royal woods. She does her best to dodge the several potholes lining her path... only for her front wheel, to get caught on a sidewalk edge, causing her to lose control of the bike and fall into some nearby mud.
"Well this is just great." She mutters, before dusting herself off and getting back on the bike and riding off into the neighborhoods. "Ok, let's start here." She declares before riding down a random block and systematically delivering newspapers to each and every house on the list… which just so happened to be all of them.
She did the same with the next few blocks, before rushing over to her next challenge, climbing the hill.
"Man, this is going to be hard." She thinks while checking her remaining cargo, "I've got twenty five more papers to deliver, let's do this." And with that, she peddles her way up the hill.
By the time she reaches the top, she breathes heavily and tiredly. Her long white hair is dirtied with mud, while she sweats from exhaustion.
She throws the newspapers at the houses, before taking another breathe, "Ok, just ten more to deliver."
"Ok, no wonder my sisters hate it when I got dirt in their hair!" She thinks as she dusts herself off and attempts to pull the mud out of her white hair, "This stuff is impossible to clean!"
And with that, she hopes on her bike once more, before rolling down the hill towards the last few houses.
"I'm in the clear! Thanks to Claudia, I was able to get all of the papers delivered!"
A few minutes later, she reaches the bottom of the hill and skids to a halt. She quickly checks her cargo, only for Claudia to approach her with, "Linka! Help!" Then the girl jumps on the bike.
"Caludia? What's going on… Oh no." Linka goes as she watches her two brothers charging at them shouting, "Get the mailwomen!"
Immediately, Linka hits her pedals and does her best to get away from her brothers, but to no avail.
Luckily for her, her other seven brothers manage to reach the duo. "Hey Leif, Lynn! Stop it!" Loki commands, causing the two wolf-boys to stop for a short moment, "Linka, get away!"
The girl nods, before peddling away as fast as she can.
"Guys, what the heck is wrong with you two?!" Luke asks with an annoyed tone.
Leif responds, "We like getting the mailman!" Lynn continues, "Yeah, it's funny when they run away in fear."
Then the younger boy rubs the back of his head, "Plus, we've done this ever since Levi blasted us with some random ray gun."
Loki glares at the four-year-old, before Leif turns to him and asks, "What was in that thing anyway?"
Levi shrugs, "Not sure, but hey at least nothing bad happened."
"Seriously Levi!" Loki responds, before pointing at empty space, "Our sister is trying to succeed at her first job, and these two acting like dogs and attacking her isn't helping!"
"Umm what are you pointing at?" Lexx asks quizzically.
Loki turns and watches the duo runs away, after their sister and her friend. "Guys! We have to stop them!" Loki commands, and immediately, the seven brothers put on their game faces.
Back with Linka and Claudia, the black girl shouted, "They're back and they're gaining on us!"
Well, they would be gaining on the girls if a squirrel didn't catch their eyes. They make a quick detour to hunt down the poor animal, much to the girl's relief.
"Phew." Linka goes, "We have a few minutes to get away before those squirrels bore them." Then she turns back to face her, "So where to Claudia?!"
"Not sure!" The riding girl responds, "but it has to be somewhere where we can dodge them," then she looks back. In the distance she can see the two boys scanning the area, as if preparing to chase after them again, "Or better yet, get them off our tail!"
That's when an idea comes to Linka, "Ok I know just the place!" Then she peddles as hard as she can, "Hold on tight!"
A few minutes later, the duo banks right into the Royal Woods mall, with the brothers in hot pursuit.
"Do those two ever give up?!" Claudia desperately asks.
"They're Loud boys Claudia, and they really want to get us!" Then she quickly swerves through the crowd in a desperate bid to escape.
The girls swerve and speed through the mall… only to crash into a black-haired boy wearing blue pants and a purple hoodie.
"Ouch! Watch wear you're going!" The boy shouts, as he rubs his head and looks upon the two girls, "Oh, hi Lame-O, watcha' doin?"
"I'm running from my brothers! They think we're mail women and want to get us!"
The boy looks at them, as she was crazy for a moment, before sighing, "You owe me one Linka. I'll do my best to hold them off." Then he brings the bike back up and continues, "There's an exit in The Really Big Textbook Store."
A beat passes.
"Plus, if you need something to defend yourself with, you've got really big textbooks within arm's reach!"
Linka and Claudia both nod before riding away.
Then, the boy turns to the oncoming brothers and charges.
He's probably going to feel that in the morning… if he survives.
Within minutes the two are back on their sister and her friend's tails.
The white-haired girl swerves around the winding aisles and passed the random piles of oversized books. Yet, evasive maneuvers only seem to strengthen their resolve.
"Claudia!" Linka commands, "Throw the books at them!"
Claudia complies and starts hurling the books at them as well as she could, not that it helped much. Why you ask? Because Physics.
Oddly enough, Linka feels an extra weight in her bag as they come out the aisle's end. And the store's alarms go off as the rush out the back exit.
And just in time too, because just as they successfully ride out, the other brothers sprig a trap on Leif and Lynn, capturing them in nylon net.
The duo struggle to break free of their improvised prison, but to no avail.
"So, you guys good?" Loki asks as he approaches the nets, with Levi walking up as well and firing a ray at them.
"There." The boy declares, "They should be back to normal. Let them down."
Leif and Lynn groan for a moment, before rubbing their heads. "What happened?" Leif groans, while Lynn continues, "And why am I craving a meatball sub now?"
"You chased after Linka because you two thought she was a mailman!" Lexx shouts, "What do you two have to say for yourselves?!"
"I don't know..." Lynn responds, "Everything's a blur after this morning."
Levi takes out a notebook and whispers, "Interesting, subjects show anterograde amnesia after being exposed to the effects of the ray gun."
Loki then turns to Linka and gives a thumb's up. "You're in the clear!"
"Thanks guys!" She responds... Only for both her and Claudia to tip over and fall in the mud at the parking lot's edge, scattering the newspapers.
"Linka!" The boys shout as they rush over the girls.
Predictably, the moment Claudia sees Loki, she goes full robot and faints.
"I'm ok..." She assures, "But I won't be able to finish my route on time..."
Loki smiles, "Yes you will!"
The young girl looks up at her brother, "But how? I've only got ten minutes to hit the last ten houses, and they're all over town!"
Loki turns to Lynn and Leif, "Remember the Milwaukee Mile Run?"
They both nod.
"We're pulling that again, only this time we're all doing it." Then he helps Linka up and gives her the bike, "You take the furthest, since you've got the bike."
Then he grabs a paper off the ground, "Luke, grab Claudia." Then he commands, "Each of you, take a house, we'll regroup at home."
The boys nod, bringing tears of joy to their sister's face, "Thanks you guys!" Then she secures her slightly heavy bag to her back.
"No prob sis." Luke responds, "We want to make sure you keep this job."
Lynn continues, "Yeah, it's the least we can do after... Ya know, chasing you all over town."
"Yeah, sorry about that by the way." Leif remorseful let says as he grabs one as well.
And with that, the siblings rush to their destinations without delay.
A few hours later…
Linka tiredly walks into the Loud House with, "Hey guys, I'm home!"
Immediately, the ten brothers rush over and embrace their muddy sister.
"So how was it Link?!" Leif asks.
"Was it, Linktastic?!" Lane goes.
"So did you keep the job?" Loni asks.
"Yep! Thanks to you guys, the papers were delivered on time and I kept the job!" Then she pulls a calendar out of her bag's pocket, "I have another route next week!"
So after some more celebrating and enjoyment, the siblings break off for the night, with Linka walking into her room and tiredly dropping on the bed.
"Heh," she whispers, "what a day. I guess having ten brothers isn't all that bad... As long as I'm a girl."
Then she chuckles, "To think, I'm actually enjoying being in the wrong dimension... Maybe I'll stay a little while."
She then stands up and stretches, before dropping her bag with a loud plop.
"Weird... What's in my bag?" She quietly inspects her bag and pulls out a rather large textbook titled, "Principle Theory of Quantum Mechanics and the Many Worlds Interpretation."
Linka hesitates for a moment, before sighing in realization. It was almost like a man was pulling the strings for her, pushing for her to work her way home, "But no matter how much I may like it here, I know that this isn't my home. My sisters probably miss me." Then, she looks out into the starry sky, "And if I'm going to be honest, I miss them too."
So she grabs her loofa and bathing supplies and makes over to the unoccupied bathroom. A look of resolve forming on her face, "One day, I will get home."
After that, she takes a shower, and though she does struggle to clean the mud from her white hair, she eventually manages and spends that night reading her new book.
I have a feeling that this is the start of an odyssey.
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A/N So how was that? As always, like, comment and follow if you wish to see more. Also, feel free to send in one-shot ideas you'd like to see featured in this!
Also, someone asked for this, here's a list of the characters and their gender bent counterparts.
Lincoln = Linka
Lori = Loki
Leni = Loni
Luna = Luke
Luan = Lane
Lynn = Lynn
Lucy = Lars
Lana = Leif
Lola = Lexx
Lisa = Levi
Lily = Leon
Ronnie Anne = Ron Andy
Clyde = Claudia
Cristina = Christopher
