50 Reasons to Have Sex Glee

by mystic7194

In How I Met Your Mother they create a list of 50 Reasons to Have Sex. I've written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash from different fandoms including Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone. This story contains the Glee fics. Visit my profile for fics in other fandoms. see each chapter for specific warnings, pairings, ext.

1. R 4: Friend Told You About New Position

In this chapter Kurt gets an interesting e-mail from Puck.

The Anderson's are at a business conference in Europe leaving Blaine home alone for the weekend. Blaine took the chance to invite Kurt over for a Carry Grant movie marathon and maybe a bit of making out.

While Blaine is downstairs making popcorn, Kurt uses Blaine's laptop to check his email. In his inbox there's a message from Puck to all of the glee club. He opens it without thinking.

Suddenly dozens of images of people having sex in various complex and sometimes painful-looking positions pop onto the screen. They range widely from one person alone to as many as 5 people. Some pictures even incorporate toys or various household items. Under each picture is an explanation of how to achieve each position.

"Wow," Kurt jumps, startled, as Blaine's voice suddenly comes from right behind him. "I didn't even know people could bend that way.

"You scared me," Kurt says but, Blaine's attention is firmly fixed on the screen.

"What is he gonna do with that microwave?" Blaine wonders aloud. "And the VCR?"

"Oh. I was just…" Kurt trails off trying to find an explanation as he makes a fumbling attempt to close the computer window. Blaine bats his hand away. He scrolls through the e-mail examining each position. Kurt watches him nervously.

"Were you looking for something to spice up our sex life?" Blaine asks.

"No of course not," Kurt quickly denies. "It's just an e-mail Puck sent."

"Oh," Blaine nods. "Because it doesn't all look too bad. Some of it actually looks quite fun."

"Fun?" Kurt repeats gobsmacked.

"Yeah fun," Blaine repeats, his megawatt smile lighting up the room. "But we don't have to. It's not…"

"Let's try it," Kurt interrupts.

Blaine's right. It is fun.

AN: Thanks for reading. Please leave a review. They make my day. Check out my profile for other '50 Reason to Have Sex ' stories written for the BBC Sherlock and Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie) fandoms. Future stories will also be written in the Supernatural and Grimm fandoms. Keep a look out for them in the upcoming days.