A fanfic by: Block
NOTE: I strongly suggest that you read the prequel to this fanfic. Check out Rayman 4: Cyber Freaks first because some elements of this story will not make sense without it.
CHAPTER 1: Globox the Tyrant
-A few hours later, Rayman weakly awakens, along with Globox, Otto, Clyde and the Elite Legionary-
Rayman: Ugh... where are we?
Clyde: We survived the cataclysm, that's all I know.
Globox: Seems like we're in some sort of hospital. You know, where they fix sick people.
Clyde: I know what a hospital is.
Otto: So, we survived by traveling through Cyberspace and ended up here. Any ideas on why, GL47?
Rayman: Stop calling me that. When we went through the teleporter, the energy of the cataclysm must have caused a routing problem in Cyberspace. So instead of merely being transported there, we were blown away into another network and ended up here. Where here is... nobody knows.
Elite: So in other words, some sucker just got a 404 and we ended up here?
Rayman: Pretty much.
Globox: Well, all that confusing stuff aside, we still don't know where we are.
-A door opens and out walks a short, green, beanish figure wearing a lab coat-
Doctor: Ah, I see that you've all made a recovery. Now, may you please tell me what in the name of Globonitz are you people?
Globox: Globonitz? Hey, that sounds like my name!
Doctor: Perhaps I'll start with you. Well, let's get a look at ya!
-The doctor walks up to Globox, then recoils in shock-
Doctor: Guh... Guh... Globonitz???
Globox: Wha? Who?
Doctor: No, it can't be. I must remember not to take so many happy pills in the morning. Ahem... Guh... wow... anyway, what's with the other four of you?
Rayman: Well, let me explain...
-Rayman goes into a long explanation about who the characters are and what happened during the Cyber Freak disaster-
Rayman: ...and that's about it. Anyway, now that we're all here- hey! Are you even listening?
Doctor: Huh? Oh, sorry, I tuned you out when you started to get boring. So, who are these specimens?
Rayman: -sigh- Attention span?
Doctor: Never heard of it. Now then, what are you, you flying red thing?
Clyde: Well, my name's Clyde. My brother died in the cataclysm. That's about all you need to know.
Doctor: Oh! How tragic! Just last week I lost my poor little Munken in a horrible chemical accident. It was horrible! Guts everywhere! And then-
Clyde: Stop. I think we've heard enough of that.
Doctor: Uh... yeah. So, who are you?
Otto: I'm Otto, a Teensie doctor.
Doctor: Oh, so you're a doctor too? Tell me, do you know how to cure the dreaded Lanthoputyionjukoolastimana...
-20 minutes later-
Doctor: ...hymolisosis?
Otto: Um... come again?
Doctor: In the dark? Right then. Now, who's the final burly-looking guy?
Elite: Elite Cyber Legionary L97O13N.
Doctor: Oh. Well, your new name shall be Spike.
Elite: ...Spike? Huh?
Doctor: Listen, if I can't pronounce your name correctly, I just make one up. Let's practice. How's it going, Spike?
Elite: ...SPIKE???
Doctor: No, you're supposed to say, "I'm fine" and not repeat your name in that manner.
Elite: But... but... SPIKE???
Doctor: Aw man, must be one of those special ed kids. Now then, let's get some fresh air. Come along, Globonitz... man, I don't believe it...
Globox: Who the heck is Globonitz?
-The five follow the doctor out the door and down a hallway, where they arrive on a catwalk above the town square. They are in the middle of a city constructed with stone houses and skyscrapers. Many more bean people are seen walking everywhere-
Doctor: Ahem... -takes out a loudspeaker- ATTENTION, EVERYONE! OUR FEARED GLOBONITZ HAS ARRIVED!!!
-Everyone looks up. A huge wave of gasping is heard-
Globox: For the last time, who the hey is Globonitz???
Clyde: Um... look behind you...
Globox: What?
-Globox turns around, only to see a huge golden statue depicting a creature that looks similarly to him, wearing a cape and carrying a scepter-
Globox: Oh my goodness.
Rayman: So... can you tell us who this Globonitz is?
Doctor: Uh... sure. Long ago, us Beanish people were ruled by a tyrant by the name of Globonitz. He was a horrible leader. We were punished and taxed so much that we just all wanted to lay down and die. He even made us fight our neighboring Topes just to steal their gold to make that statue. So horrid! But, we managed to get the help of an old sorcerer by the name of Clydger to seal him away and never harm us again. We kept the giant gold statue of Globonitz to remind us on no matter how bad our lives may seem now, they will never be as bad as before.
Globox: Wait... so you think I'm Globonitz?
Doctor: Well, you look so much like him... say, now that I think about it, Clydger looked a bit like you, Clyde.
Clyde: Hmm, is this some sort of "bizzaro world"?
Doctor: No idea. Anyway, Globonitz, how shall you punish us for your rudeness by having Clydger seal you away forever?
Globox: Um... I don't have a clue.
Doctor: This is serious. I'd better call the leader.
-The doctor takes out some sort of cell phone and calls the leader of the town. He speaks in a language that nobody can understand before hanging up-
Doctor: There. He shall be here shortly. Now, as for your servants, they will be punished severely as well.
Elite: Severely? Servants? What?
Doctor: Hush, Spike. For following Globonitz around, you will be punished. Sorry, but those are the rules.
Elite: Well, rules were made to be broken, and so are you!
-The Elite Legionary grabs the doctor and throws him over the catwalk-
Globox: Hey, what'd you do that for?
Elite: Call it a sadistic action. Now, as for you, GL47, I'm gonna break you once and for all!
Rayman: Back off, tubby.
Elite: Tubby? All right, that's it, you go squish now!
???: STOP THIS!
Otto: Oh, and who do we have here?
???: I am Durgen, leader of the Beanish kind. Globonitz! So, you have returned. Prepare to meet your defeat, tyrant!
Globox: But I'm not Globonitz! I'm just regular old Globox!
Durgen: Enough of your lies! Hitmen, take 'em!
-Two Beanish appear from behind Durgen, each toting large cannons-
Clyde: Aw nuts.
Durgen: Now, any last words before you perish?
Globox: I'M NOT GLOBONITZ!!!
Durgen: LIES! ALL LIES!
Elite: Oh, this is pathetic.
Globox: Uh... then... uh... Globonitz says... go away?
Durgan: ...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Globonitz has returned for real! RUN AWAY!
-Durgen and his two hitmen run away-
Globox: Say... that felt good... I think I'm going to like it here.
Otto: Don't say that! Remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Globox: But now I feel so powerful! I was nothing but a weakling back in the old world. It's time to laugh again!
Rayman: Don't do this, Globox. Think of us and those Beanish down there!
Globox: ...I suppose. After all, what can I do?
-Globox looks at the statue of Globonitz once more, and he gets an awful smirk on his face-
TO BE CONTINUED...