"Hey, Roxas," Axel said one day.
"Yeah?"
"I'm gonna make you popular."
"You really don't have to do that. I mean, really, don't."
"I know. That's what makes me so nice!" Axel smiled evilly.
"Axel, no-"
"Whenever I see someone Less fortunate than I (And let's face it - who isn't Less fortunate than I?)"
"I'm guessing me, having to listen to you." This was ignored.
"My tender heart Tends to start to bleed And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over I know I know exactly what they need-"
"Okay, you can stop now-"
"And even in your case Tho' it's the toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed-"
"That's just not nice."
"Follow my lead And yes, indeed You will be:"
"I'm gonna need therapy after this..."
"Popu-lar!
You're gonna be pop-u-lar!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys-"
"That's just wrong!"
"Little ways to flirt and flounce I'll show you what shoes to wear How to fix your hair Everything that really counts-"
"Sure you will..."
"To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:"
"... There's nothing I can say to make you stop, is there?"
"Why, Roxas, look at you. You're beautiful!"
"I-I have to go..." Roxas made his escape now.
"You're welcome...
And though you protest Your disinterest I know clandestinely-
You're gonna grin and bear it!
Your new found popularit-y!
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not as quite as popular
As me!" He threw out his arms.
Zexion walked by and stared.
"You got into the sugar again, didn't you?"
"Maaaaaybe. Hey Zexion."
"What?"
"I'm gonna make you popular."
"For the love of sanity..."
Yes indeed, for the love of sanity. Inspiration came from SilverStrife's youtube video. Do review. Next chapter in who knows how long.