Title: Burrito Bandits

Characters: Robin and Cyborg

Loud rock music was blasting within the tower, Beast Boy and Cyborg playing video games on the couch while the girls were in their designated room. Robin was walking into the main room.

"I'm starving!" He shouted over the music.

Cy looked back at him. "Don't touch my burrito!"

The leader shrugged and opened the fridge.

"Why can't you guys ever try vegan burritos." The changeling asked his friend, watching his car in the racing game they were playing.

Cyborg waited awhile before he answered, trying to catch up. "Because... I love meat!"

"HAHA!" Robin laughed holding a burrito. "That sounds wrong!"

The metal man paused the game and slowly turned around. "Drop. It."

"This?" Robin smirked, waving the wrapped up burrito.

"Yes!"

Robin raised an eyebrow under his mask. "You've neglected the burrito for 24 hours or more, therefore, the next guy in the house should be able to eat it."

Cyborg stood and folded his arms. "Says who?"

"Guy Code Of Honor, chapter 17: Food Etiquette, page 203."

The metal man narrowed his eyes. "BUT-" He pointed a finger. "I had written my name on!"
"Only valid unless the name," Their leader turned the packet. "Rubs off."

Cyborg cursed to himself. "Why's it have to have a metal packet..." He grinned. "I called dibs before you!"

Robin ran off into the hallway, Cyborg quickly following.

"But the game.." Beast Boy whined. He shrugged and pressed play, beating Cy's still vehicle.

"Where are ya?" Cy muttered, inching into the empty hall.

That burrito must be saved. It just must!

Cyborg stopped to think a bit.

They have three microwaves. One in the kitchen... One in the garage...

And one inside of the training room!

Cyborg hurried into the elevator, taking it down to the second level.

It stopped and as soon as he stepped out, he smelt his wonderful burrito.

"STOP IT!"

"Hi." Robin greeted smartassly, standing in the elevator.

Cyborg pressed a button on his arm and stopped the doors from closing.

Silently they stood in there.

"Give up." Cyborg deadpanned.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Both boys rolled out the elevator, wrestling. Cyborg was reaching for Robin' hand as the Boy Wonder inched away.

"GIVE ME MY BURRITO!" Cyborg shouted, finally swatting it out of his hand.

But when they looked up to see where it went, a very angry empath was standing over them, the wrapped piece of heaven in her hands.

"Why," She growls. "Am I being DISTURBED?!"

Both boys begin babbling, pointing to one another.

"Why can't you guys share it?" She snarls.

They both are in begging posistion.

"NO!"

"No, it's mine!"
"He left it for more time than... I want it!"
"HE'S BEING EVIL!"
"YOU'RE BEING EVIL!"

"CAN I HAVE IT?!" They both begged.

A certain Tamaranean opened her door. "HELLO, MY FR-"

Raven's eyes glowed black. "No! It's mine now!" She morphed through the wall.

They both collapsed into tears, muttering about evil and meat.

Starfire slowly closed her door, blinking.

IS FANFICTION STILL FOR MEH?! Lol, I feel like im forgotten.