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The Grim

By Angelina Johnson

Defence Against the Dark Arts Essay

A grim is a spirit in a form of a menacing dog. It is often known as a death omen. In Brittish and Scandinavian folklore and tales, a grim can be a general term for a household spirit. Usually, grims are invisable, which makes fur so hard to get. It is extremely expensive to buy grim fur coats because of this. I only know one person that would and should get a grim fur coat. That's Ms. Fluer Delacour. Ms. Delacour woul dlook absolutly stunning in the coat. it would show off ber beautiful silvery hair. I think the boys would absolutly love it (except Fred of course, becuase he ONLY has eyes for me!) I think Bill Weasley would definatly agree Ms. Delacour would look beautiful in the coat. I hear it's all the rage in Paris. All the top stores carry these one of a kind coats. I simply must go check out one of these coats for myself, and get more fasion tips from my favorite and the BEST defence against the dark arts teacher, Ms. Flue Delacour (Soon to be Mrs. Fluer Weasley, with Bill, not Fred of course!)

THE END

This was supposed to be an essay about grims, but of course, knowing Angelina, she decided to slack off and take advantage of her teacher. Just for everyones infomation, Angelina reseved an "O" for outstanding on this report because Ms. Delacour was so flattered by it.

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The Called Ron

By Angelina Johnson

Potions Essay

Today I called Ron over to write this essay. I said something like, "Hey Ron! Come here. I'm calling you!" All Ron did was roll his eyes and continue to do what he was doing. As I called Ron, Fred looked up at me through his inky blue eyes. I could just look into them forever. His gaze is so heavenly and his freckles are so perfect. His smile, dont even get me started on his ever so wonderul smile. I could just lean over right now and snog him with my mocha lipgloss. "Are you cheating on me with my brother Angel?" Fred asked me, breaking my moment. "Of course not my fruity patootie. I love you," I reply, smiling. All of a sudden, in the backround Ron starts singing the little mermaid song, Kiss the Girl. "Shalalala My Oh My." Soon the whole commone room starts to sing. At the end of the song, Fred gives me a small kiss , then says "There, are you all happy now?" Then, Fred calls Ron so he can start his essay and also so history would repeat itself, which it did. Then Oliver, who didnt have this assignment because he was a year older, called Ron, hoping once again history would repeat itself , but this time with him and Katie. This happened twice, once when Oliver called Ron, and once when katie called Ron. Of course, Katie was writing about cauldrons, and she just called Ron to get her snog with Oliver. "hey Ron, if I call you, will you snog me?" Hermione asked. "What's this fasination with calling my name and snoggin? But hermione, yes, I would." Ron replied. I had a very good experience when I called Ron

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