10 Ways to Annoy Sasuke
1. Talk about his clan.
2. Tell him that he will never beat Itachi.
3. Tell him that his hair looks like a chicken butt.
4. Tell him you'll do his laundry and get all his clothes and then dye it pink.
5. When he asks why I did it say that you thought he was gay.
6. Also say you thought he was emo and to go cry in his emo corner.
7. Tell him that he's as weak as a stick.
8. Get all his precious tomatoes and throw them at him.
9. Tell him that the Hokage forbid tomatoes
10. Go warn Hokage that Sasuke on a rampage.