Hey there, y'all! It doesn't feel right for me to not have a multi-chapter fic goin on at all times so I'm startin this now despite the fact that I JUST finished Fluffy Stuffy recently. I'll warn ya now about OOCness because im trying to push myself to write for characters I usually avoid doing dialogue with. For example: Eridan. Hope ya like it despite its potential shityness. Tell me what ya think. Please follow/favorite/review. And... Yeah.

Eridan's POV

My name is ERIDAN AMPORA. I love to hang out at the BEACH in my free time because my DAD has dropped me off at the beach near his WORK PLACE since I started GRADE SCHOOL. I am a tall, fourteen year-old FRESHMAN. I am fond of COFFEE and SCARVES. I wear blak-rimmed GLASSES because I have very bad vision, though most people assume it is because I am a HIPSTER.

It was two thirty in the morning and I was at the beach swimming by myself as I oft times do when I can't get to sleep. I was contentedly enjoying the feeling of the lukewarm water against my skin when I heard a deep, booming voice come from the sky.

"Eridan!" its voice seemed to be loud enough to be heard from the other side of the planet.

I hurriedly looked around me trying to find the source of the mysterious voice.

"W-who the fuck are you?" I cursed myself for stuttering.

"I am Andrew Hussie. You must do as I say or you will suffer the consequences."

Normally, if someone said something like this, I would roll my eyes and tell them to go fuck themselves. But this was a mysterious voice calling itself Andrew Hussie, and the fact that I couldn't find the source of the voice was seriously freaking me out.

"W-well, w-what the fuck do you w-want? My first born child?" That's what most evil, all powerful guys want in old stories right?

"What makes you think I want some little brat? No. This is what you're gonna do: you're gonna get eleven people from your school together-"

"But. I don't ev-ven like that many people at my school."

"LET ME FINISH!" he yelled. "You're gonna get eleven people from your school together to survive the apocalypse-"

"Apocalypse? W-what the f-"

"SHUT UP!" the Huss was clearly getting aggravated with me, but I was a bit too caught up with the whole apocalypse thing to actually give two shits.

"But w-wha-"

"Shoosh."

"But-"

"Shoosh."

"B-"

"I SAID SHOOSH!" He waited a moment. "The apocalypse will come in the form of rain. Hopefully, it'll drown everyone except for you and the other eleven I have chosen for you to bring. The twelve of you are to steal your father's ship/boat-thingy and head out to sea. You are to leave your parents to die."

"And w-why the fuck should I believ-ve you?"

"Do you want to die?"

"No..."

"Then you'll do what I say." he said matter-of-factly. "As for the eleven you must bring, here are their names..."

After he told me the names, I had half a mind not to bother.

How do you Hussie?