Disclaimer: This is my summary of Lord of the Rings. That is a warning. I have just consumed large amounts of sugar and take absolutely no responsibility for my actions. This was just something that my friend told me to put up(luv ya hika!) And if it sucks...um...it's HER fault!
A/N: This is my version of one of the paragraphs from the Silmarillion. I apologize for the shortness. I think it's funny.=)
Frodo Baggins, also known as the hottest hobbit the Shire, at the bidding of the old wizard guy, took the bane of that other dumb guy(which was in truth a piece of tacky costume jewelry from Goodwill) through the perilous land of Mordor to chuck it into a mountain. With his trustee steed, I mean servant, Sam, they both faced, perilous...bad...things, like dandruff and icky spiders, and stumbled to Mount Doom.(Which is the very um "original" name of the mountain) But Gollum, who had previously owned the tacky ring before his mom threw it in a bad and took it to Goodwill, was very upset at the thought that the silicon gold painted rubber of his precious being melted in the fires of Oroduin. He followed Frodo and his trustee steed/friend/slave/servant guy, annoyed the heck out of Sam, and well, floated on some logs. ANYWAY, Frodo*drool* became um...OBSESSED with the ring and didn't want to see its beautiful round shape contorted. So he put it on and got his beautiful finger bit off by nasty, nasty Gollum and now he couldn't flip anyone off. At least not on his right hand! Hehe, stupid gollum fell into the fiery pit thing and became roast former hobbit. Three eagles on steroids came and picked up the hobbits ans carried them to some deserted, peaceful thicket and tended all their booboos. Then Arwen and Arargorn got married but that truly isn't important to me. Frodo and his trustee steed Sam went back to the Shire with Merry and Pip, who I have completely failed to mention until now. Why? I have NO IDEA!*jumps up and down and claps her hands* Well they all live happily ever after to the end of their days. Well that isn't really the truth, that's just Bilbo's ending. Which I like quite a lot because J.R.R. Tolkien's made me want to cry. I did cry. A lot. *sniff*
Well that was it. I told you it was twisted. No wait, I didn't. WHOOPS! Well it was quite twisted by I enjoyed writing it immensely. And if you read my gibberish this far you must have liked it to. THANK YOU! Now please, REVIEW! -melanie =)
Hobbits are funny.