Okay one of me first stories here.(im a newby dont kill me) Hope u likey
Disclaimer: I don't own Bartender by T-Pain or Make Me Better by Fabolous, and Naruto.
yea so far this story doesnt have a plot
maybe ill put one into it but then again
i was never really gud devolping them D
Enjoy
Blonde Bartender
Chapter One
He just could not believe it. He had been dumped. Not a thing that would usually happen, but it did.
Sasuke Uchiha got dumped and there was nothing he could do about it.
First thing's first, I does what I do.
But everything I am, she's my influ.
I'm already boss, I'm already fly.
But if I'm a star, she is the sky (ah ah ah).
And when I feel like I'm on top (she she she).
She give me reason to not stop (eh eh eh eh eh).
And though I'm hot (too too too).
Together we burn it up.
Sasuke's cell phone was ringing now. He really did not feel like talking to anybody right now, but picked it up anyway.
It was Suigetsu.
"Hey sexy."
"Yo I heard the news about you and Sakura, and I'm 'tellin ya don't sweat your sexy ass over it."
"She was an ugly bitch anyways." "You get dressed though 'cause you coming to the club 'wit me so I can knock some sense in that sexy ass of yours."
"Suigetsu I hate when you make plans for me, I don't feel like going."
"Come on sexy! You know you want to come, the clubs name is Exotica, and if you don't I'll give that sexy round ass of yours the best time of it's life.
Suigetsu had been Sasuke's friend since high school, then through
college, and now they worked in Sharingan Co. together.
"Fine."
"I'll pick you up in 15 sexy so get ready."
So Sasuke did what he was told. He decided to take a quick five minute shower.
After that he dried himself off,went to his room, and picked out his outfit. It consisted of a silk long-sleeved button-up collar shirt, but leaving the top two buttons unbuttoned, and black dressy pants.
His hair like he usually had it, bangs in front and the chicken butt in the back.
After getting dressed he sat on his bed, and waited for Suigetsu who came just a few minutes after Sasuke got dressed.
"So sexy you're done? Okay you are so come on lets leave."
Sasuke hated the habit the Suigetsu had, always putting words in his mouth. He did it all the time, but tonight he decided not to say anything about it because he wasn't in the mood.
"Wait before we go sexy I'm going to need to call someone, but don't worry it won't take long."
Sasuke got annoyed why couldn't he have made that phone call earlier?
First thing's first, I does what I do.
But everything I am, she's my in flu.
I'm already boss, I'm already fly.
But if I'm a star, she is the sky (ah ah ah).
And when I feel like I'm on top (she she she).
She give me reason to not stop (eh eh eh eh eh).
And though I'm hot (too too too).
Together we burn it up.
Sasuke's cell phone started ringing again.
He didn't pick it up because it was Suigetsu being an idiot.
"Just what I thought sexy, you need to change that ring tone but do that later. For now just put it on vibrate."
They arrived at the club and it was exactly what Sasuke had expected, it was a gay club.
He was really considering murdering Suigetsu on the spot but was too upset to do so. He wasn't gay so why should he be at a gay club?
But with the bad experience he just finish having with girls, he was really considering it.
"So sexy you want to dance with me first or you just want to go ahead and get a drink first?" asked Suigetsu.
"No what about you go dance and I go get a drink first." demanded the raven with a stern glare on his face leaving no arguements.
"Alright sexy, but don't get too drunk or that nice little round ass of yours is mine tonight."
Sasuke was not going to let that happen.
When he was making his way towards men kept on trying to catch his attention. He just rolled his eyes and walked past them like they weren't even there.
The song the was recently playing had stopped and a new one came on.
Yeah... Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club)
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...
Yeah...
Put on a fresh white suit and a Mini-coupe sitting on dubs (sitting on dubs)
I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love (show me some love)
If you know what I mean... Uh-Huh...
Everybody's jockin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot)
200 bitches and I bet ain' none of them hot (ain' none of them hot)
'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top)
Shawty what is your name?
He sat down and blonde with blue eyes who seemed like he was working at the bar asked him, "Hey gorgeous, what are you going to have?"
"The strongest thing you have." answered Sasuke in a bored but sexy way.
Apparently the blonde interested him.
"Coming right up hot thing." said the blonde bartender
I like the bartender
(Ooooh if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Whoa Uh-huh, OK)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oh uh-huh, OK)
Sasuke really felt annoyed yet pleased with the song that was currently playing.
"Here you go beautiful, and don't worry it's on the house." with saying that the blonde also winked at Sasuke.
Ooooh, she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, got drunk
And now I know she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we 'gon have fun at my spot tonight...
The blonde approached him again.
"So gorgeous I get off in a few want to do something fun when that happens?" asked the flirtacious blonde.
Shorty I'm sure you heard that I really never come out (never come out)
Unless I'm in the M6 doing tricks freeway burnt out (freeway burnt out)
Got a passenger side that's empty wanting it to be your spot (be your spot)
But you on my billboard we can act like the charts gonna end up on top (end up on top)
Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby (baby)
Just lookin' at you from a distance looking like a god damn star baby (baby)
So my girl don't see me T-Pain can I get those keys to the car? (those keys to the car?)
'Bout to go and Bang Bang Boogie with my cutie and I'll see you tomorra' (see you tomorra')
Sasuke was interested in the request the blonde just asked him.
"Sure babe but first I need to make a phone call." said Sasuke now flirting back with as much effort.
"Okay gorgeous I'll be waiting right here." said the staring blonde.
Suigetsu felt his phone on vibrate so he stepped aside and picked it up just incase it was Sasuke.
It was.
Suigetsu: Yea what is it sexy?
Sasuke: Suigetsu?
Suigetsu:What?!
Sasuke: Don't bother waiting for me tonight...I have some arrangements with the bartender.
Suigetsu: Ooh that hot blonde, then go for it I'll just see you tomorrow. Tell me how it went.
Sasuke: Bye.
Suigetsu: Bye sexy.
Sasuke hung up his cell phone, and turned around to meet eyes with the blonde. Black and blue crashed.
"Yea I was just calling the friend I came here with." said the raven.
"Oh, are you taken?" asked the curious blonde.
"No, I'm currently not." said Sasuke.
"Oh, good then." said the smiling blonde.
"So I'm guessing you'd like to know my name?" asked the blonde.
Sasuke nodded a yes.
"Well it's Uzumaki Naruto. What's yours gorgeous?"
"Uchiha,Sasuke Uchiha." replied Sasuke.
"So a sexy name to match a sexy person." stated the blonde.
Sasuke slightly blushed at the comment but it wasn't noticeable because of the dark lighting in the club.
"So Sasuke let me punch out so we can ditch this place." said the smiling blonde.
Sasuke nodded.
Naruto came back and rushed over to Sasuke. He grabbed Sasuke's hand and pulled him to the back off the building where the employee parking was at.
They got to Naruto's car which happened to be orange.
Sasuke finally got to get a good look at Naruto and he was a good sight. Especially the sight of his chiseled six pac showing through his tight bright orange shirt.
Naruto and Sasuke both got in the car.
"So gorgeous where do you want to head off to now?" asked the hot blonde.
Sasuke looked at his watch it was 1:17.AM
"You just want to go back to my place Sasuke?" asked the blonde.
Sasuke just nodded.
"So Sasuke, I couldn't help but notice but you really look like an uke." said the smirking blonde who wiggled his eyebrows at the statement.
Sasuke slightly blushed at the comment.
"Or do you prefer being seme." asked the again smirking blonde now using a husky bedroom voice.
"I never had sex with a man before." said the blushing raven.
"What about if I change that back at my place?" asked the hot blonde.
Sasuke could already tell this was going to be a good night.
Did u like it??
I kno i did lol j/p XD
soo got any tips any anything??
Second Chapter will be coming in soon