Just a little parody to the tune of Because I Got High..... It revolves around a horny Harry and the hilarious situations which ensue...... It's OK if you're not listening to the song but it's freakin' hilarious if you are....come on everyone....sing along with us!
Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or any of the mentioned characters, although we do have the following character chained to our beds: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and Oliver Wood!
Because of my CACK...(du du du du du du )
Spoken: It's like, I've got a big cack man..
Roll out my cack
OHHHHHHHHHHHH cack...
La da da da da da
La da daaaa
La da da da
La da da da
La da da daaaaa
I was gonna cast a spell
But than I got horny..
It made me get up and find my broom
Because I was horny..
But now I'm failing Charms and I know why YAYA
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I had a Quidditch match
But than I got horny
So I needed to get some fast
Because I was horny
And now Mione's pregnant and I know why YAYA
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Spoken: Go to the next one, GO to the next one
Caaaaaaaaccckkkk *sounds like a chicken..*
I was gonna do homework
But than I got horny
So I decided I needed a jerk
Because I was horny
And now my parchment's sticky and I know why! YAYA
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I went to the park
But than I got horny
So I needed someone to pork
Because I was horny
And now Ginny's pregnant and I know why.. YAYA (Spoken: That's two man!!)
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I was gonna run from the chicks
But than I got horny
So I decided to get my kicks
Because I was horny
Now I'm a teenage father and I know why YAYA
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I was gonna wear my cloak
But than I got horny
But my cack was as big as a boat
Because I was horny
Now I'm streakin' through the Great Hall and I know why YAYA
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I was gonna make love to you
But than I got horny
I was gonna eat your pussy too
Because I was horny
And now I'm wacking off I couldn't wait..for you..
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I messed up my entire life
Because I was horny
I made two kids tonight
Because I was horny
And now Ron's kicking my ass and I know why YAYA
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
Because of my cack
La da da da da da
I'm gonna stop singing this song
Because I'm horny
I'm gonna go stroke my dong
Because I'm horny
And if I don't get this finished I'll know why YAYA
Because I just spunked
Because I just spunked
Because I just spunked
*musical interlude*
Unzippa de pants CACK!!
Well my name is Harry P
I'm From Hogwarts school (hog-warts school)
And all the pussy I'm bangin' is as hot as hell
I don't believe in condoms - that's what I said - yes
So all of you girls......please give me more head!!!!
MoFo