"Jane? What are you doing here?"
"I live here. We fell asleep watching t.v. on my couch."
"Oh, right."
"It sounded like you were having a bad dream."
"It was the weirdest dream I think I have ever had, Jane. But it was not bad."
"Really? You were moaning and groaning and...OH MY GOD! You had a sex dream!"
"I did not! Not exactly..."
"Do I want to even know what that means?"
"Well, I was floating in a pool of warm liquid. And strong arms were supporting me. Just guiding me around and I felt so safe and secure. I turned my head to see who was holding me and I couldn't make out a face. They were wearing this gorgeous cape with the hood pulled up. The cape was shimmering with iridescent shades of pink. It was stunning."
"Go on."
"I felt a fingertip, kind of just teasing me...do I need to say where?"
"No. I get the picture."
"There was no actual penetration-"
"Oh my god."
"Just the teasing and tickling that was oh so arousing."
"So that is why you were moaning and groaning?"
"I suppose, Jane. I was not aware that my vocalizations were occuring outside of my dreamstate as well."
"How could you? You were asleep."
"Exactly. But in my dream, the person...holding me...started shushing me."
"No! I hate to be shushed."
"Me, too! And I was just on the brink of orgasm, too!"
"I hate when that happens."
"What do you think the dream means, Jane?"
"Oh, gee. Hmmm. Let me think...you got fingered by a giant vagina, Maura. What do you think it means?"
"It was not a giant vagina, Jane."
"Really?"
"The cape may have represented a vulva, but it certainly wasn't a vagina. Please, read an anatomy book. I have dozens."
"Whatever. You know what I mean. Did you ever see their face?"
"Yes. I got angry at the shushing and pushed her hood back-"
"So it was a 'her'? And? Who was it?"
"It was...Captain Janeway from Star Trek Voyager...why are you laughing, Jane?"
"Let's go to bed, sweetie. I can be Janeway and you can be Seven. It will be fun."
"What? Why?"
"Let's just say there will definitely be penetration, you will get to orgasm, and I will never ever shush you."