Once upon a time, there was a girl called Kat, and she made fiction stories. There was also some guy called Lee, and he made no sense. Together, they made a really random fan fiction that involved chat rooms, talking ferrets, and giant guns. This fan fiction was called The Adventures of Kat and Lee, Lee was the son of a mad scientist, and Kat was just there, like, big bang-type there. Soon, a meteor crashed to earth, and a boy named Tomas emerged, claiming to be a pilot's son, and that the meteor was merely an aircraft.

Lee and Kat both fell for this, because one of them was insane and the other didn't give a _.

Afterwards, an experiment went horribly wrong, and Lee was crossbred with his pet cat, Mittens.

The expanded mind and senses of his cat led him to be able to solve the most complex equations, and believe that he had nine lives, which was false. He was actually immortal, unfortunately.

Kat had won an invisibility orb many weeks later, and Tomas gained a strange ability to shape-shift over time. So we have an immortal group of shape-shifting ghosts in the story, cool, not Mary-Sueish at all.

Then, when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the three of them were visited by a FRICKIN' satyr and told that they were demigods, leading to many mishaps, misadventures, misleadings, and Miss Mary Lou's, because once, Lee's old kindergarten teacher was cloned and nearly destroyed the world, but we won't tell that, as it is too interesting, just go with what we gave you, k? Good.

Here it is.

NEXT CHAPTER, DAMMIT!