Death the Kid's Worst Nightmare

"Ah, a world of symmetry! The paintings are all straight, the toilet paper is folded into perfect triangles, and every thing is symmetrical! Now its time for bed" Kid said getting into bed, making sure when he pulled back the covers, they were symmetrical.

He laid there for about three minutes, and was soon asleep. As Kid slept, he was entering the dream land, where he thought it would be a peaceful dream, but he would soon find out, it would be his worst nightmare.

"Huh? W-what is this… horrible place?! This horrible unsymmetrical place!" Kid said looking around.

"Liz? Patty? Are you there?" Kid called out to his weapon partners, but there was no reply from them.

"Where are they? T-this place… its making me sick…" Kid said falling on his knees, covering his mouth with his hand.

Kid couldn't stand looking at all the unsymmetrical rainbows, trees, even the animals!

"EEK! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY, NONSYMMETRICAL, BEAST!" Kid yelled at a little bunny that hopped along.

"I cant take it any more! I wanna go home! But how!" Kid complained.

As a little unsymmetrical bird flew by, Kid screamed and took off.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Kid yelled running for his life.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kid screamed as he woke up in bed, laying in a puddle of sweat.

"That… was the worste dream…ever…