Today is a quiet day in the land of Loveless. nobody has anything to do, and so todays story is what happenes behind the scenes! I, Takemaru F. will tell you what i think is happens when these characters get the day off! :) enjoy.
PT1: i've always wanted a girl!
"ritsuka! can you come downstairs! i have something to tell you!", misaki yelled up the stairs, to her son. ritsuka was scared, but he knew better than to upset his mother. he was in the kitchen within seconds. out of breath he looked at his mother, the way he thought "ritsuka" would. "uh...yes..., mother?" he said as if talking to a mother worthy of his affection. Misaki's face lit up. apparently that WAS how "ritsuka" would talk.
"guess what!" she said, eyes sparkeling. she ran to him and glomped him with all her might. "im pregnant!" ritsuka's eyes widened as he instintingly returned the hug. he wasnt sure if the shock that became of him was because of the fact that he was being hugged by satan-herself, or the news that preceded the action. his mom was pregnant. with a baby. a life. "dear god!", ritsuka thought. " i hope she doesnt kill it!" then a more frightening thought over came him. "mom!" he said, with so much terror behind the word that his mom forced him away. "is it dad's baby?" his mom looked at him puzzled.
Later ritsuka was at soubi's rolling around on the floor playing Wisdom Resurection with Natsuo. "a baby?", soubi asked lighting his morning cigerette. yoji laughed, pushing his blond hair behind his ear, "she'll kill 'em!" ritsuka shot them a look. "thats why i'm worried!" he said lifting his controller over his head. "if she cant take care of you, then how can she take care of a life?", soubi said. "come on!" ritsuka said turning red, " she takes care of me!" he urged his words, but not even he believed them. "yeah!" natsuo laughed, turning off the PS2 and getting up to recieve another game. "she sure takes care of you like you were some kind of pest. WHAP WHAP WHAP!" he yelled, causing the other three to jump. natsuo proceded to swing his hands around like he was swatting at flies, or something.
Elsewhere, at a bar in the slums of lower Lovelessville, (yes, Lovelessville), a tall blond man, and ritsuka's dad are having drinks together. the bartender is serving last requests. "no more for me, good sir!", ritsuka's dad says. " i have to go home to my womannnnn tooonight!" he was obviouslly drunk, but his intentions were pure. "more for me, then.", the blond man smiled. the blond man was Ritsu. ritsuka's dad looked at Ritsu in shock, " you can really put them away." he said in aw. ritsu just looked at him nonchalantly. " when you work in a buisness like mine, you can really get stressed out. "ohw rilly? what d' ya do Ssuir?", the younger man slurred, laying his aching head on the bar table. "oh? ritsu said,"im a teacher."
"ooooo reaaaly? maybe i should send my son to youu. heses a riily gud stuudent...dent."
"mmhmm. and i think i've already met your sons, mr. aoyagi." he waited for his words to sink into the man's head, but ritsuka's dad had already sunk into the drunken slumber he had brought onto himself.