Elsa slept peacefully on her bed, dreaming of blizzards, ice cream and everything cold. Her dream was interrupted when her little sister, Anna, performed a perfect diving elbow drop on her.

"Uff! Damn it, Anna! Stop doing that! And go back to sleep!"

Her sister didn't listen. Now perched on top of her, she started slapping her head rhythmically, playing a decent percussion of the Hakuna-mattata song.

"But the sky's awake! So I'm awake so we have to play!"

"Go play by yourself!" Elsa tried to shove her sister off of her but it was a maneuver used way too many times. Anna was ready for it and she caught her arm in two surprisingly strong tiny fists. She twisted it sharply behind her back. "OW! Anna!" Anna dragged her to the side of the bed and jumped back. She made a crazy flip in the air to land safely on top of her. "Uff! Agh! Stop!"

"Yey!" Anna yowled in glee, running down the halls as fast as her chubby legs could take her. It was surprisingly fast, more so considering she was dragging her bigger sister along by an ankle.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MAMA! PAPA!" Elsa shrieked bloody murder. They reached the stairs faster than usual. Her teeth clattered as her body bounced on the stairs. "OHHOHOHOHOHOWW! OW, AHHHH!"

"YEYYY!"

It was a serious matter to give the heir to the throne a concussion, sister or not, and so Anna spent a week in a Youth Detention Facility. When she returned, Elsa felt so guilty that she played with her all day in the snow.

"Hey, Anna? Do you wanna build a snowman?"

"Oh, yey!" Anna clasped excitedly "Yes, yes!"

Elsa picked her sister up and threw her gently on a small snowbank. Her sister disappeared in the snow with a dry thud. She kicked and slapped her way out, laughing merrily. Elsa laughed too until Anna tackled her and made her smack her head on the ice.

"Ow! Anna!"

Elsa soon learnt that Wicked resemblances didn't stop at Idina Menzel's voicing her. In the Frozen Universe, no good deed goes unpunished either. Thanks to her little joke, Anna learnt ice ball and every time Elsa refused to play, that little menace chased her around the castle to throw snowballs at her; usually in the face. At first, it was just annoying but as the snow balls grew bigger and Anna's aiming improved, Elsa begged her parents to wed her off to some prince in a faraway tropical kingdom.

They didn't but after Anna used a kiddy-sized battery propelled bulldozer to drop several pounds of snow on a sleeping Elsa, they moved her to a different room in the far end of the castle.

"It's funny how some distance, makes everything seem small!

And the fears that once controlled me, can't get to me at all!"

Elsa sang, dancing in her new room.

"It's time to be at peace, to just relax and sleep through the night!

No bitch-slaps, no more snowballs, no sudden shouts in my ear!

I'M FREE!"

The knock on the door startled her out of her pajamas.

"Elsa? Do you want to build a snowman? Come on, let's go and play!"

"Go away, Anna!"

"Okay, bye…"

Elsa sighed. She couldn't relax again and so she approached the window to admire the fiord. A snowball exploded against the glass and she jumped back with a shriek. She approached again to see what happened.

Anna was standing in the patio, smiling at her with another ball in her gloved hand. She waved amicably at her. Elsa flipped her the middle finger and shut the curtains close.