So, before I get into this, I want you know that I made this whole thing up in like, 5 minutes while lying in bed at 1:00 in the morning on vacation in London in mid January for no reason, so I just want you to know that. Anyways, I hope you enjoy!
"This is goodbye..." He said, reaching up with his dying arm and wiping a tear away from her face.
"I can't believe this all happened..." she said sullenly, looking down at his face in anguish. "We were just walking, and all of a sudden this Golem just dropped out of the sky and cherished you..." she shook her head, blinking away tears.
Wait seriously? You just told them everything! This was supposed to be a big sad mystery! Come on!
"Who said that?!" She said, jumping to her feet and quickly spinning around. She saw no one.
I did, deary, and you won't see me. I am the author.
"What do you mean your the author?! The author of what?!"
I am your author. I created you and your little boyfriend there. I dropped the golem on him.
"But why?!" She screamed at the sky. People were stopping in the street to look at her now.
Must everyone question me? He questioned me to. Golem, you know what to do.
At this, the golem leaped of him at barreled right into her, knocking her several yards back and killing her instantly.
Right. Now that that's taken care of, we can get on with the story.
"Uhh boss..." the Golem began, nervously looking up at the sky, "...you just killed the main character."
Dammit