I wake up to c mah bootiful boifren, TroyDog. "TroyDog..." I wisper as I stroke his bootifyl hair.
TroyDog looks up at me. "Yes, Chad?" He says as he snuggles in vry close to mah chest.
"How didja sleep last nite?" I ask.
He looks at me happily. "Vry fine..." He says.
I get up off of mah bed and go 2 da bathroom and wash my face.
Suddenly, there was a pounding on the door. I ran to open it and you would not believe who WUZ there...
It was Gabriella... "Where is Troy?" The little prick asks.
I look at her in the eyes. "I fucked him last night and he fucked me back..." I told her.
She gasped and pushed mah out of the way.
"TROYDOG?!" She yells.
TroyDog looked at his wife and looked troubled as he finished zipping up his jeans. "Y-yez?" He stutters.
Gabriella looked so mad that she flipped him off double time and began to cuss him out. Then they left together.
I looked out the windo and prayed for my bae to be safe...