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The crowd is chearing on the next fight. It was fight between Kuwabara and Shishiwakamaru. In the crowd, Jamie was busy cheering on his dim-witted brother.
"Go Kazuma! Go Kazuma! Kazumaaaaaaaa!!!!!" she yelled.
Keiko giggled, "Take it easy Jamie-chan, he can do it." Jamie looked at her and face-faulted. "Hehehe.... of course, Keiko-chan," she blushed and put her hand on the back of her head. Yukina sighed. She is worried with Kazuma too, but the sight of Jamie going crazy like that is so funny.
"Yo, I don't think Kuwabara will lose Jamie-chan," Shizuru, Jamie and Kazuma's older sister said. She lighted her cigarette. Fights always makes her nervous. Cigarette is like her filter, it takes away the nervousness.
"Um... Shizuru-chan?" Keiko asked.
"Hmm?"
"Ano... um... would you..." Keiko's voice trailed off because she was embarassed.
"Huh? Nanda Keiko-chan?" Shizuru asked.
"Would you... get away from me please? I don't like cigarettes," Keiko said, blushing. Shizuru fell (you know, those cartoon-style?)
"H-hai, of course Keiko-chan," she stood up and went outside the stadium to continue smoking.
Meanwhile....
"H-hoy!!! Don't hit me!! That'll hurt!!" Kuwabara yelled at Wakamaru. "HOI!!! STOP!!! HELP!!!"
Hiei smirked. "Baka," he muttered under his breath. Kurama smiled. It's true that Kazuma looked silly but when Hiei voiced his opinion, it was way too much. Hiei looked away.
"Disgusting. Yelling like an idiot," Hiei thought. He mentally scoffed. "Baka."
"Hoy! Kuwabara?! What the hell are you doing? You're suppose to fight! Idiot!!!" Yusuke Urameshi yelled.
Kazuma stopped yelling. "Hn. You are right! I, Kazuma Kuwabara, will fight--"
"Like an idiot," Hiei finished his sentence for him.
"Huh? Wha--" Kuwabara didn't get what he meant, which made Hiei smirk harder. "Wha-- Oh!! I get you. Wha? HEY!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!?!?!?!" he yelled.
Hiei looked at him and said, "You." With that, he turned his back and walked towards the wall and leaned on it.
Kuwabara was outraged. "WHY YOU LITTLE!! I WILL KILL YOU AFTER I KILL THIS FUCKING BASTARD! YOU'RE NEXT!!!" he yelled.
"That is, if you're going to make it alive," Sishiwakamaru said.
"Nani?!" Kuwabara looked back. He saw that Wakamaru was holding a sword with a carving of a skull in it. Kuwabara raised an eyebrow. "What's that?"
Wakamaru looked amused. "Oh this? Just a little toy. It's very sharp and it can suck out your soul. Would you like to test it?"
Kuwabara looked scared. "T-test? Um... no... no... I-I think I-- um..."
"HOY!! BAKA!!! Don't forfeit or we'll lose!!!" Yusuke shouted at him.
"KAZUMAAAA!!!!!!!!! GET YOU FREAKIN' ASS MOVING AND BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THAT GUY!!!" Jamie yelled.
"Umm... Jamie-chan... take it easy," Yukina said.
"Yeah, chill man!" Botan said. Keiko, Yukina,and Jamie raised an eyebrow. " 'Chill man' ?" they all said in chorus.
"Umm... hehehe... You see, I was watching this t.v and I heard one of the guys say that," Botan scratched her head and laughed. They all did.
Suddenly, all went dark. The only thing you can see is Wakamaru's sword.
"Look! Shishiwakamaru's sword is glowing!" Jamie gasped.
"What the hell's happening?!" Yusuke demanded.
"I think he's using the Sword of Souls. The sword sucks out souls from anything and the skull contains it. He will then use it as a time machine. Of course, nobody's perfected that trick in generations. I don't think he'll be able to do it, but, who knows?" Kurama explained.
"What will happen if that thing sucks out your soul?" Yusuke asked.
"You die," Hiei answered. "We have to be on guard." Then, a white light suddenly surrounds the whole place. After it cleared out, you can see little grimreapers floating and killing monsters and stealing their souls. It was a sickening sight. Dead bodies are everywhere, blood all over and headless bodies. Grimreapers are chasing more monsters.
Shishiwakamaru laughed. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DIE!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!" Kuwabara can only watch in fright.
"What is this shit?!" Jamie cussed.
"There's one coming this way!!" Keiko yelled. "AAHHH!! Someone blocked them and sliced the reaper in half. "Huh?"
"Hiei-kun!" Yukina almost hopped with joy. Hiei mentally winced on the word Hiei-kun but he let it passed. It was Yukina who said that anyways. Meanwhile, Jamie was still holding her head in fright.
"It's over. I killed them. You can stop being scared now," Hiei threw at her. Jamie looked up and glared at Hiei. "I wasn't scared, for your information! I-I was just covering my ears because of how loud Keiko shouted."
"Huh?" Keiko asked in confusion. Hiei scoffed. "Yeah right." Then he added, "Baka."
Jamie got flustered. "B-b-b-baka?" she said slowly. "WHY YOU STUPID! TEME! BAKERU! BAKA! FUCKIN' MORON! ASSHOLE! BULLSHIT! AND CONNIVING SON OF A FUCKIN' BITCH!"
Yukina, Keiko, and Botan sweatdropped.
"Hn."
"Wha? After all I said, that's all your gonna say? Why you little--!! You think you are so cool but you're really nothing but a small, dim- witted, butt-freakin' moron!"
Down in the arena, Kurama and Yusuke sweatdropped. "Think we should stop them? I can hear her all the way over here and they're what? 50 feet away?" Kurama asked.
"Uh... you go. I'm not going anywhere near them," Yusuke paused, "you know, they remind me of two people," Yusuke said.
"Uhh... You and Keiko-san?" Kurama asked, jokingly.
"Huh? Not us! Hiei and Kuwabara. Keiko and I don't fight like that."
"Uh-huh. Yeah right." Yusuke glared at Kurama. Kurama sweatdropped again, "Hehe... gomen ne."
"DO NOT CALL ME NAMES!! JUST BE GRATEFULL I SAVED YOUR STUPID LIFE!!" Hiei roared. He looked away, and jumped. "Hmph." Jamie said.
"Err... you guys fight a lot," Yusuke querried.
"Hn."
"HOY!! HOY!! HELP!!!" Kuwabara yelled. There was a giant green bubble enveloping Kuwabara. "What's that?!" Yusuke asked.
"It's the Bubble of Time. It sends you back time or in the future. It depends on the caster. You will get lost forever. However, if he doesn't do it right, instead of the victim, it would be him who's going to get sucked in. Let's just cross our fingers that he won't do it right," said Kurama.
Yusuke didn't looked convinced. "Kuwabara," he said worringly. Hiei just watched.
"What the hell? What's going on?" Jamie asked. Suddenly, Shizuru went in. "Yo. What's going on?" she asked.
"That Shishi guy is doing something with his sword and I think Kazuma's in trouble," Jamie said.
"Oh." Shizuru sat down and watched. Yukina covered her eyes because she was scared. Kieko just tugged on Botan's sleave. Botan was getting worried.
Kuwabara just prayed for his life. He stood up and faced his oponent, face to face. "I will take you on!" he said with dignity. The bubble was getting bigger and bigger by the minute. Wakamaru is busy chanting some words. It seems like the more he is chanting, the bigger the ball gets. Kuwabara saw it. He decided to jump Wakamaru on while busy chanting. "REIIII--KENN!!!!" he summoned his sword that is made from his chi and tried to slash Wakamaru in half. It didn't work however. It only did minor damage. Kuwabara made a cut in Wakamaru's hand.
"What?" Wakamaru got distracted from the cut. He eyed Kuwabara and he continued chanting. The ball finally got to it's final size and was preparing to swallow Kuwabara up. Kuwabara started to run.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's right Kuwa-chan! Run! Run! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wakamaru laughed wickedly. "What a dog!"
Kuwabara stopped. "Kuwa-chan?! Dog?! I'll show you!" He positioned himself like a baseball player and prepared to hit the ball. He wasn't sure if it will work but it was now or never. As the bubble neared, he gripped his Rei-ken tightly. When it came, he gave his best shot to try to throw it back to Wakamaru. It rebounded.
"Huh?" Wakamaru sure didn't expect him to do that. "What?!" The bubble came rushing towards him and hits him, sending him back to the past. "AAGGHHHH!!!!" He was sucked in whole. Nothing was left of him.
Everyone was quiet. Everybody saw that unbelievable thing. The people- - er, monsters were awed. The cat-girl referee was the first one to break the silence.
"Because we all saw that Shishiwakamaru got sucked in the bubble of the past-- or future, I declare Kuwabara as the winner! Urameshi team wins!"
The crowd erupted with shouts of joy and anger. "Hey! I bet 1,000 yen for Wakamaru's team to win!"
"Hehehe... You lost! Give me money!"
"Pay me!"
"NOOO!!!! I lost!!!!"
Jamie looked around and said, "Psh! I knew that Team Urameshi would win!" Keiko smiled.
"Hmm. Yeah right! You were so worried because you thought they would lose!" Shizuru said. Jamie argued, "I was not!"
Botan put a hand around Jamie and said, "Yeah, we know Jamie-chan," and winked.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Jamie asked.
"Hoy! Did you see that? I.. am... the... GREATEST!!!!" Kuwabara said. Hiei looked at him in a
yeah-right-look. Kurama smiled. Yusuke slapped Kuwabara on the head and said, "No! I am!"
"I am!"
"No! I am!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!" Everyone sweatdropped (they sweatdrop a lot, don't they?)
* * * * * *
Botan sipped her coffee. It has been a long day. The fight was awesome, but also very scary. She was almost sure that one of the guys were gonna die. Luckily, no one did. Her mind wandered off somewhere, but was suddenly cut off by Kuwabara's loud voice.
"Oy! Who's in the mood to lose? If you are, come and fight me! I am the King of Poker!"
Yusuke scoffed. "King? More like a queen. And kiss my ass! You, will lose!"
Hiei muttered, "Bakas. Who would play that stupid game?"
"Everyone who's hip. That is, except you. Would you want to play? That's how I will prove to you that ah am bettah than you!" Jamie said.
"I'll show you!"
"Do you need instructions on how to play the game?" Jamie teased. Hiei looked up. He didn't know how to play. He obviously didn't want Jamie's help. Jamie was satisfied and smiled. She left the room and said, "We'll play tomorrow. I'm kinda tired. Just play a little game with them and tomorrow we'll do our little tournament."
"I'll teach you how," Kurama offered. Hiei grunted. They sat down at the corner for a while. Botan looked at them. Wow! Botan thought. What a nice friend! I wish I had a friend like that, I-- but once again her thoughts were interrupted by Kuwabara's stupid voice. "Oi! Do you want to play Botan-chan?"
"Uhh.... Hie... I don't think I wanna play."
"Come on!" Yusuke urged, "We're playing Win or Strip."
"Huh? What's that?" she asked.
"If you lose, you take off something," Kuwabara said, turning like a maniac. Kurama looked up.
"I didn't know we were playing that. If that's so, I don't think Botan is suppose to play. I am not going to play either. I don't think Hiei would like that either," Kurama said.
"Oh come on! Botan's our friend! You are too! It's gonna be fun!" Yusuke said.
"Yeah, if killing you is fun!" Hiei chimed in.
"I'm NOT going to play that!!" Botan yelled.
(Botan crying cartoon style) "Huhuhuhuhuhu.... why am I playing this?" she asked herself. She is in a losing streak. The only things that are left is her shirt and pants. If she takes of her shirt or pants, they will see her underwear. As for Yusuke, well... only his pants are left. That goes for Kuwabara as well. For Hiei, well, Hiei does have an awefully lot of clothes. He still has his both shoes, clothes, well to make this shorter he only took off his head band. Kurama is on winning streak and hasn't took off anything, yet.
"Ha! I win!" Yusuke said. "Botan, take off something...." Yusuke said, almost drooling. Kuwabara hit him on the head. "Baka no Yusuke! You have Keiko-san! Don't look!"
"What?! Well, you have Yukina! Don't look!" Yusuke shot back at him.
"I QUIT!!!!" Botan yelled. Yusuke and Kuwabara stopped."Well, if you quit... there's gotta be some prize... you have to pay us," Yusuke said, turning like a maniac.
"Yes..." Kuwabara said seducively. Kurama, Hiei, and Botan sweatdropped.
"W-what k-k-kind?" Botan asked nervously.
"Umm... let's see.... a kiss," Yusuke said.
"On the lips," Kuwabara continued.
"To all of us, for twenty seconds. We can do anything we want for twenty seconds."
"W-W-W-WHAT?!?!?!?! I'm not gonna do that! NEVER!!!"
"You have to that's the rule of the game," Kuwabara said.
"Or else," Yusuke pointed at her shirt, "take that off."
"PERVERT!!!" Botan yelled.
"Oi Yusuke, that's not fair. If I lose for example, and I didn't want to take my things off, I would have to kiss you guys?" Kurama said. Oooh. Nice one.
Yusuke and Kuwabara thought about it for a while. "Well, that is the rule, so.... YES!" Kurama fell.
"I'm not going to let that baka woman to kiss me. Disgusting." Hiei said.
"Ok. I get his kiss," Kuwabara said.
"WHAT? No way! I get his." Yusuke argued.
"I'm not going to accept her kiss either," Kurama said. Botan was hurt but she dared not show it. Kurama doesn't want me? Hey! Why would he want me anyways? He is perfect. As for me, a pathetic loser...
"Then I get his kiss," Yusuke said.
"But you already got Hiei's!"
"Then I get two."
"KEIKO-CHAN!!! Yusuke is-- glrgblgrlrbvfrgl" Yusuke clasped Kuwabara's mouth.
"Psst! Don't! Ok. You get Hiei's," Yusuke said.
"Hold on. I didn't say I'm gonna give you my share," Kurama said. Botan was dumbstruck. What?! She noticed that it was her mind and repeated herself, "What?!"
"I'm going to do something too," Kurama said to her softly. Everyone was shocked. Kurama? A horny person? "Go ahead. Kiss her now... I don't want to wait any longer."
Yusuke gulped. "Here goes." He kissed Botan straight in the lips. His mouth moved slightly and opened.
To be continued...
The crowd is chearing on the next fight. It was fight between Kuwabara and Shishiwakamaru. In the crowd, Jamie was busy cheering on his dim-witted brother.
"Go Kazuma! Go Kazuma! Kazumaaaaaaaa!!!!!" she yelled.
Keiko giggled, "Take it easy Jamie-chan, he can do it." Jamie looked at her and face-faulted. "Hehehe.... of course, Keiko-chan," she blushed and put her hand on the back of her head. Yukina sighed. She is worried with Kazuma too, but the sight of Jamie going crazy like that is so funny.
"Yo, I don't think Kuwabara will lose Jamie-chan," Shizuru, Jamie and Kazuma's older sister said. She lighted her cigarette. Fights always makes her nervous. Cigarette is like her filter, it takes away the nervousness.
"Um... Shizuru-chan?" Keiko asked.
"Hmm?"
"Ano... um... would you..." Keiko's voice trailed off because she was embarassed.
"Huh? Nanda Keiko-chan?" Shizuru asked.
"Would you... get away from me please? I don't like cigarettes," Keiko said, blushing. Shizuru fell (you know, those cartoon-style?)
"H-hai, of course Keiko-chan," she stood up and went outside the stadium to continue smoking.
Meanwhile....
"H-hoy!!! Don't hit me!! That'll hurt!!" Kuwabara yelled at Wakamaru. "HOI!!! STOP!!! HELP!!!"
Hiei smirked. "Baka," he muttered under his breath. Kurama smiled. It's true that Kazuma looked silly but when Hiei voiced his opinion, it was way too much. Hiei looked away.
"Disgusting. Yelling like an idiot," Hiei thought. He mentally scoffed. "Baka."
"Hoy! Kuwabara?! What the hell are you doing? You're suppose to fight! Idiot!!!" Yusuke Urameshi yelled.
Kazuma stopped yelling. "Hn. You are right! I, Kazuma Kuwabara, will fight--"
"Like an idiot," Hiei finished his sentence for him.
"Huh? Wha--" Kuwabara didn't get what he meant, which made Hiei smirk harder. "Wha-- Oh!! I get you. Wha? HEY!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT?!?!?!?!" he yelled.
Hiei looked at him and said, "You." With that, he turned his back and walked towards the wall and leaned on it.
Kuwabara was outraged. "WHY YOU LITTLE!! I WILL KILL YOU AFTER I KILL THIS FUCKING BASTARD! YOU'RE NEXT!!!" he yelled.
"That is, if you're going to make it alive," Sishiwakamaru said.
"Nani?!" Kuwabara looked back. He saw that Wakamaru was holding a sword with a carving of a skull in it. Kuwabara raised an eyebrow. "What's that?"
Wakamaru looked amused. "Oh this? Just a little toy. It's very sharp and it can suck out your soul. Would you like to test it?"
Kuwabara looked scared. "T-test? Um... no... no... I-I think I-- um..."
"HOY!! BAKA!!! Don't forfeit or we'll lose!!!" Yusuke shouted at him.
"KAZUMAAAA!!!!!!!!! GET YOU FREAKIN' ASS MOVING AND BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THAT GUY!!!" Jamie yelled.
"Umm... Jamie-chan... take it easy," Yukina said.
"Yeah, chill man!" Botan said. Keiko, Yukina,and Jamie raised an eyebrow. " 'Chill man' ?" they all said in chorus.
"Umm... hehehe... You see, I was watching this t.v and I heard one of the guys say that," Botan scratched her head and laughed. They all did.
Suddenly, all went dark. The only thing you can see is Wakamaru's sword.
"Look! Shishiwakamaru's sword is glowing!" Jamie gasped.
"What the hell's happening?!" Yusuke demanded.
"I think he's using the Sword of Souls. The sword sucks out souls from anything and the skull contains it. He will then use it as a time machine. Of course, nobody's perfected that trick in generations. I don't think he'll be able to do it, but, who knows?" Kurama explained.
"What will happen if that thing sucks out your soul?" Yusuke asked.
"You die," Hiei answered. "We have to be on guard." Then, a white light suddenly surrounds the whole place. After it cleared out, you can see little grimreapers floating and killing monsters and stealing their souls. It was a sickening sight. Dead bodies are everywhere, blood all over and headless bodies. Grimreapers are chasing more monsters.
Shishiwakamaru laughed. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DIE!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!" Kuwabara can only watch in fright.
"What is this shit?!" Jamie cussed.
"There's one coming this way!!" Keiko yelled. "AAHHH!! Someone blocked them and sliced the reaper in half. "Huh?"
"Hiei-kun!" Yukina almost hopped with joy. Hiei mentally winced on the word Hiei-kun but he let it passed. It was Yukina who said that anyways. Meanwhile, Jamie was still holding her head in fright.
"It's over. I killed them. You can stop being scared now," Hiei threw at her. Jamie looked up and glared at Hiei. "I wasn't scared, for your information! I-I was just covering my ears because of how loud Keiko shouted."
"Huh?" Keiko asked in confusion. Hiei scoffed. "Yeah right." Then he added, "Baka."
Jamie got flustered. "B-b-b-baka?" she said slowly. "WHY YOU STUPID! TEME! BAKERU! BAKA! FUCKIN' MORON! ASSHOLE! BULLSHIT! AND CONNIVING SON OF A FUCKIN' BITCH!"
Yukina, Keiko, and Botan sweatdropped.
"Hn."
"Wha? After all I said, that's all your gonna say? Why you little--!! You think you are so cool but you're really nothing but a small, dim- witted, butt-freakin' moron!"
Down in the arena, Kurama and Yusuke sweatdropped. "Think we should stop them? I can hear her all the way over here and they're what? 50 feet away?" Kurama asked.
"Uh... you go. I'm not going anywhere near them," Yusuke paused, "you know, they remind me of two people," Yusuke said.
"Uhh... You and Keiko-san?" Kurama asked, jokingly.
"Huh? Not us! Hiei and Kuwabara. Keiko and I don't fight like that."
"Uh-huh. Yeah right." Yusuke glared at Kurama. Kurama sweatdropped again, "Hehe... gomen ne."
"DO NOT CALL ME NAMES!! JUST BE GRATEFULL I SAVED YOUR STUPID LIFE!!" Hiei roared. He looked away, and jumped. "Hmph." Jamie said.
"Err... you guys fight a lot," Yusuke querried.
"Hn."
"HOY!! HOY!! HELP!!!" Kuwabara yelled. There was a giant green bubble enveloping Kuwabara. "What's that?!" Yusuke asked.
"It's the Bubble of Time. It sends you back time or in the future. It depends on the caster. You will get lost forever. However, if he doesn't do it right, instead of the victim, it would be him who's going to get sucked in. Let's just cross our fingers that he won't do it right," said Kurama.
Yusuke didn't looked convinced. "Kuwabara," he said worringly. Hiei just watched.
"What the hell? What's going on?" Jamie asked. Suddenly, Shizuru went in. "Yo. What's going on?" she asked.
"That Shishi guy is doing something with his sword and I think Kazuma's in trouble," Jamie said.
"Oh." Shizuru sat down and watched. Yukina covered her eyes because she was scared. Kieko just tugged on Botan's sleave. Botan was getting worried.
Kuwabara just prayed for his life. He stood up and faced his oponent, face to face. "I will take you on!" he said with dignity. The bubble was getting bigger and bigger by the minute. Wakamaru is busy chanting some words. It seems like the more he is chanting, the bigger the ball gets. Kuwabara saw it. He decided to jump Wakamaru on while busy chanting. "REIIII--KENN!!!!" he summoned his sword that is made from his chi and tried to slash Wakamaru in half. It didn't work however. It only did minor damage. Kuwabara made a cut in Wakamaru's hand.
"What?" Wakamaru got distracted from the cut. He eyed Kuwabara and he continued chanting. The ball finally got to it's final size and was preparing to swallow Kuwabara up. Kuwabara started to run.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's right Kuwa-chan! Run! Run! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wakamaru laughed wickedly. "What a dog!"
Kuwabara stopped. "Kuwa-chan?! Dog?! I'll show you!" He positioned himself like a baseball player and prepared to hit the ball. He wasn't sure if it will work but it was now or never. As the bubble neared, he gripped his Rei-ken tightly. When it came, he gave his best shot to try to throw it back to Wakamaru. It rebounded.
"Huh?" Wakamaru sure didn't expect him to do that. "What?!" The bubble came rushing towards him and hits him, sending him back to the past. "AAGGHHHH!!!!" He was sucked in whole. Nothing was left of him.
Everyone was quiet. Everybody saw that unbelievable thing. The people- - er, monsters were awed. The cat-girl referee was the first one to break the silence.
"Because we all saw that Shishiwakamaru got sucked in the bubble of the past-- or future, I declare Kuwabara as the winner! Urameshi team wins!"
The crowd erupted with shouts of joy and anger. "Hey! I bet 1,000 yen for Wakamaru's team to win!"
"Hehehe... You lost! Give me money!"
"Pay me!"
"NOOO!!!! I lost!!!!"
Jamie looked around and said, "Psh! I knew that Team Urameshi would win!" Keiko smiled.
"Hmm. Yeah right! You were so worried because you thought they would lose!" Shizuru said. Jamie argued, "I was not!"
Botan put a hand around Jamie and said, "Yeah, we know Jamie-chan," and winked.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Jamie asked.
"Hoy! Did you see that? I.. am... the... GREATEST!!!!" Kuwabara said. Hiei looked at him in a
yeah-right-look. Kurama smiled. Yusuke slapped Kuwabara on the head and said, "No! I am!"
"I am!"
"No! I am!"
"Are not!"
"Are too!" Everyone sweatdropped (they sweatdrop a lot, don't they?)
* * * * * *
Botan sipped her coffee. It has been a long day. The fight was awesome, but also very scary. She was almost sure that one of the guys were gonna die. Luckily, no one did. Her mind wandered off somewhere, but was suddenly cut off by Kuwabara's loud voice.
"Oy! Who's in the mood to lose? If you are, come and fight me! I am the King of Poker!"
Yusuke scoffed. "King? More like a queen. And kiss my ass! You, will lose!"
Hiei muttered, "Bakas. Who would play that stupid game?"
"Everyone who's hip. That is, except you. Would you want to play? That's how I will prove to you that ah am bettah than you!" Jamie said.
"I'll show you!"
"Do you need instructions on how to play the game?" Jamie teased. Hiei looked up. He didn't know how to play. He obviously didn't want Jamie's help. Jamie was satisfied and smiled. She left the room and said, "We'll play tomorrow. I'm kinda tired. Just play a little game with them and tomorrow we'll do our little tournament."
"I'll teach you how," Kurama offered. Hiei grunted. They sat down at the corner for a while. Botan looked at them. Wow! Botan thought. What a nice friend! I wish I had a friend like that, I-- but once again her thoughts were interrupted by Kuwabara's stupid voice. "Oi! Do you want to play Botan-chan?"
"Uhh.... Hie... I don't think I wanna play."
"Come on!" Yusuke urged, "We're playing Win or Strip."
"Huh? What's that?" she asked.
"If you lose, you take off something," Kuwabara said, turning like a maniac. Kurama looked up.
"I didn't know we were playing that. If that's so, I don't think Botan is suppose to play. I am not going to play either. I don't think Hiei would like that either," Kurama said.
"Oh come on! Botan's our friend! You are too! It's gonna be fun!" Yusuke said.
"Yeah, if killing you is fun!" Hiei chimed in.
"I'm NOT going to play that!!" Botan yelled.
(Botan crying cartoon style) "Huhuhuhuhuhu.... why am I playing this?" she asked herself. She is in a losing streak. The only things that are left is her shirt and pants. If she takes of her shirt or pants, they will see her underwear. As for Yusuke, well... only his pants are left. That goes for Kuwabara as well. For Hiei, well, Hiei does have an awefully lot of clothes. He still has his both shoes, clothes, well to make this shorter he only took off his head band. Kurama is on winning streak and hasn't took off anything, yet.
"Ha! I win!" Yusuke said. "Botan, take off something...." Yusuke said, almost drooling. Kuwabara hit him on the head. "Baka no Yusuke! You have Keiko-san! Don't look!"
"What?! Well, you have Yukina! Don't look!" Yusuke shot back at him.
"I QUIT!!!!" Botan yelled. Yusuke and Kuwabara stopped."Well, if you quit... there's gotta be some prize... you have to pay us," Yusuke said, turning like a maniac.
"Yes..." Kuwabara said seducively. Kurama, Hiei, and Botan sweatdropped.
"W-what k-k-kind?" Botan asked nervously.
"Umm... let's see.... a kiss," Yusuke said.
"On the lips," Kuwabara continued.
"To all of us, for twenty seconds. We can do anything we want for twenty seconds."
"W-W-W-WHAT?!?!?!?! I'm not gonna do that! NEVER!!!"
"You have to that's the rule of the game," Kuwabara said.
"Or else," Yusuke pointed at her shirt, "take that off."
"PERVERT!!!" Botan yelled.
"Oi Yusuke, that's not fair. If I lose for example, and I didn't want to take my things off, I would have to kiss you guys?" Kurama said. Oooh. Nice one.
Yusuke and Kuwabara thought about it for a while. "Well, that is the rule, so.... YES!" Kurama fell.
"I'm not going to let that baka woman to kiss me. Disgusting." Hiei said.
"Ok. I get his kiss," Kuwabara said.
"WHAT? No way! I get his." Yusuke argued.
"I'm not going to accept her kiss either," Kurama said. Botan was hurt but she dared not show it. Kurama doesn't want me? Hey! Why would he want me anyways? He is perfect. As for me, a pathetic loser...
"Then I get his kiss," Yusuke said.
"But you already got Hiei's!"
"Then I get two."
"KEIKO-CHAN!!! Yusuke is-- glrgblgrlrbvfrgl" Yusuke clasped Kuwabara's mouth.
"Psst! Don't! Ok. You get Hiei's," Yusuke said.
"Hold on. I didn't say I'm gonna give you my share," Kurama said. Botan was dumbstruck. What?! She noticed that it was her mind and repeated herself, "What?!"
"I'm going to do something too," Kurama said to her softly. Everyone was shocked. Kurama? A horny person? "Go ahead. Kiss her now... I don't want to wait any longer."
Yusuke gulped. "Here goes." He kissed Botan straight in the lips. His mouth moved slightly and opened.
To be continued...