The Sicilia Series
Volcano
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Explanation: As this is rather a weird series, I thought I might add something to explain a bit of the oddity. First, remember that these were written in a foreign country, and I was rather drunk on not understanding anything. Then, add in the fact that all of these are based on something that happened in the travels. They're just far funnier when applied to these people.
Summary: "You're sending me to a volcano?!" – Demyx
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"You're sending me to a volcano?!"
Xemnas sighed. This was the third time he'd had to explain this to Demyx. Third time's the charm, right?
"Yes. We're sending you to explore a volcano chain."
"That's even worse!!"
"Look. Just stop freaking out about it. Go to the volcano."
"You're sending me to a volcano?!"
Third time was not a charm, and Xemnas was officially now going to search out the heart of whoever coined that phrase and personally make sure it met oblivion.
"Saïx! Will you please come explain to this imbecile?" the silver-haired Nobody called. Less than a minute later the Luna Diviner had portaled in.
"Which imbecile am I explaining to this time—ah. The cream puff." Demyx made a little noise of protest to this, which was duly ignored.
"Right. You're going to the Linguaglossa volcano chain in the Narltich Ocean," he said in an impassive monotone.
"But why mee?" Demyx whined. VolcanofireDemyx-not-like. Dislike. Not good. Suki janai desuyo.
"Well, we would've sent Axel." Xemnas said.
"But he is engaged elsewhere." Saïx cut in."
"Plus, we're afraid he'd squeak and permanently hide somewhere if seaspray hit him." Xemnas sighed.
Demyx offered them his most pathetic 'please don't send me' eyes. They didn't work. They never did- it was kind of hard to play on emotions that weren't there.
"Just go." Saïx growled. Demyx meeped and hurriedly left.
"They're acting more and more like a married couple." Larxene's sneering voice met his ears. "Finishing each other's sentences, talking back and forth, helping each other out…" She shared a cruel laugh with herself. "So, where you off to?"
"A volcano." Demyx sighed bitterly, edging around her as she erupted into laughter again, more genuine and mocking this time.
Roxas stopped him before he made it around the corner. "You're really going to a volcano? Dude!!"
"I'm not thrilled about it." the Melodious Nocturne warned.
"Can you bring me something? Pretty please?" Bright blue eyes accented an even brighter hopeful smile.
"Um… I dunno. I'll bring you a rock or something, all right?"
"A volcano rock? Score!!"
"Eh, sure." Demyx dodged the Key of Fate as well and made his lees-than-happy way to find out the correct location of this "Narltich Ocean" place. Behind him he heard Larxene turning her acid tongue on the younger blonde.
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(A week later)
"That mission did not require nearly as much time as you took. I hope you'll remember this and be much quicker in the future."
Demyx fled the Proof of Existence before Saix could toss him bodily out. He nearly tripped over Roxas.
"Heeey, Demyx! Did you find a rock?"
"Yeeeeaaaaahhhh…" Demyx said warily. ""But it was kind of attached to a cliff."
"Really? Did you get it?"
"Well… you see… when I said 'attached to the cliff'... eheh... It kinda was the cliff."