Yu Yu Hakusho Goes Xanga Chapter 1
Author's Note: Well I decided to make another fic because I just got the idea for this one and I just HAD to write it. Don't worry though I'll still be updating my other fics.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Xanga
sat down at his computer and started filling out the information to get an account on a website called Xanga was a website that allowed users to have their own online journal. The reason Kuwabara had decided to get a Xanga was because one of his friend's from one of the many online RPGs that he played had suggested he get one. At first the idea of any sort of journal seemed a bit gay to Kuwabara, and one that other people could read seemed a bit pointless seeing as though journals are used to write down personal thoughts, but he thought it over and he decided that there was nothing wrong with it. Besides, chicks love guys who aren't afraid to show some emotions, and this was the perfect way to be emotional without seeming gay. That's what his friend from the RPG had told him anyway. He thought about that and imagined Yukina being impressed by his sensitivity. Any way to impress his dear sweet Yukina was a good thing. That was all it had taken to convince him to get a Xanga. The fact that they probably didn't have computers in the ice world didn't dawn on him.
So there he sat filling out his information. He stared blankly at the question that asked him what his username should be. "Hmm what should I make my username?" Kuwabara pondered out loud. "Oooh I know!" He exclaimed suddenly after several minutes of indecision. Kuwabara quickly filled out the rest of the information and then went searching for a good layout. After spending about an hour trying to find one he liked that he thought would show that he was sensitive but not gay Kuwabara started typing his first blog entry. He was about three sentences into it when Shizuru walked into the room holding a tray of food.
"Kazuma I brought you some food." Shizuru said setting the tray down on the desk next to Kuwabara.
"Aaah! Shizuru! You scared me half to death, jeez!" Kuwabara exclaimed jumping about a foot into the air.
"What are you doing?" Shizuru asked peering over his shoulder.
"Nothing!" Kuwabara said quickly while covering the computer screen from his sister's prying eyes.
"Aren't you supposed to be studying?" Shizuru asked angrily.
"Well, I almost finished all my studying and besides, I need a break." Kuwabara protested.
"Fine. But what ARE you doing? You better not be looking at porn!" Shizuru said.
"Geez Shizuru, why do you always assume I'm doing something wrong? Besides, I, the great Kazuma Kuwabara, am an honorable man who doesn't look at porn!" Kuwabara said in an offended tone. "And if you must know, I'm blogging."
"Blogging? What's next? You start wearing thick oversized glasses and claiming to be emo?" Shizuru asked angrily.
"Emus don't wear glasses. They're birds." Kuwabara said in a confused tone while cowering slightly at his sister's growing rage.
"Not emu, dumb ass, emo." Shizura said annoyed at her brother's stupidity.
"What's that?" Kuwabara asked.
"It's a cheap imitation of Goth and one step below transvestite." Shizuru answered simply.
"Eeew no way! That's disgusting! I'm not gay! I'm just doing this to show that I'm sensitive and to impress Yukina." Kuwabara responded.
"Right, well, you have fun with that. And beware of 40 year old pedophiles. And DON'T forget to study!" Shizuru reminded as she walked out of the room and slammed the door.
"Finally she's gone." Kuwabara muttered to
himself as he finished his first ever blog entry. When he was done it
read:
"Well I'm kinda new at this blogging thing...I don't
really know what to say...
I LOVE YUKINA-CHAN! I WILL
CONFESS MY LOVE FOR HER FOR EVERYONE ON XANGA TO SEE! Because I,
Kazuma Kuwabara, love my girlfriend more than anything else! Hiei
seems to hate me for liking her though. I bet he's just jealous of
what we have! No one would ever love an ugly shrimp like him! Except
maybe his mother. I bet he doesn't even have a mom. I wonder if he's
jealous because he too has fallen for Yukina's great beauty and
kindness. Well he'll never steal Yukina away from me! Never! I can't
really blame him for liking her though. (A/N: No this isn't a
HieixYukina fic it's just that Kuwabara doesn't know that Hiei is
Yukina's brother and that the reason Hiei hates him is because he's
protective of his sister like any brother) Well I guess I better go
and study or Shizuru will bitch at me again." Kuwabara sat down
and started studying. He studied for thirty minutes until he was
interrupted by a certain blue-haired grim reaper.
"Hello Kuwabara!" Botan said.
"Aaah! Oh, it's just you, Botan. You scared me for a second there. What's up?" Kuwabara asked.
"Oh not much, I just happened to be in the neighborhood and decided to drop by. So how's Shizuru doing?" Botan asked making small talk.
"Oh I dunno. I think she's doing alright. She's been bitching at me again. She got mad because I was blogging instead of studying." Kuwabara responded.
"Blogging? Sounds fun!" Botan said.
"Yeah it is. Hey you should get a Xanga!" Kuwabara exclaimed. He then explained all about Xanga.
"Oh
cool. I think I'll get one when I have time! Well I gotta go, but
I'll be sure to talk to you on Xanga!" Botan said and with that
she got on her oar and flew out the
window.
Well
that's where I'm ending it. I hope you liked the first chapter!
Idk when I'll be updating this again, but probably sometime soon
since it's so much fun to write. I'll probably be doing only 2 or 3
blog entrys per chapter and next chapter is Botan and Keiko! Please
review!
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