PAY ATTENTION KIDDO'S
By: Lance Corporal Levi
Chapter One
You'll Thank Me Later Kiddo
My students are awful. There's this one brat Eren Jaeger, who always talks about killing "titans" but I have no idea what a titan is. I open the door to my classroom and sit at my desk. "There's a math test tomorrow so PAY ATTENTION KI-"
"NOOO!"
"JAEGER!"
"That was Jean!"
"JEEAAN!"
"I hate math!" Jean exclaims while running out of the classroom. He is for some reason in his underwear. "JAEGER" I shout, standing up in my chair and pointing at the young man in the back of the class. "Look what you did!"
"I did NOTHING Lev- I mean sir, I totally said sir, right Mikasa. Mikasa silently nods. "Armin saw it too." Armin was asleep prior to the situation, but he wakes up and starts crying tears of blood. What the heck is wrong with my class, I think to myself and I shake my head. I look to the left of the class to see Sasha Braus eating potato chips, sometimes it's a raw potato, I'm thankful that it's just potato chips today. Suddenly the bell rings and everyone leaves the class looking filthy. I take out my wife, febreeze and start to disinfect the room. I approach Jaeger as he is about to leave the room. He's filthy . . . FILTHY. I close in on him. I lift the bottle, I spray one time and one time only. He flails weakly on the floor. I kneel down and whisper, "You'll thank me later kiddo." I exit the room, but I can only hear Jaeger's screams of pain as I turn the corridor.