"Hey everybody! It's BlackPanther! This is my third story starring all my Maximum Ride buddies! In this story you can ask them any questions you want! Here, let's see if they will introduce themselves!"
"…"Fang remained silent.
"Aww. C'mon Fang! It'll be fun!" Nudge exclaimed happily.
"Que dia es hoy?" Max muttered in Spanish.
"sabado!" I answered.
"Gracias!" Max said.
"What are you saying?" Iggy inquired.
"Well she asked what day it was and I answered. Then she said thank you." I answered Iggy.
"What day is it?" Iggy demanded.
"Saturday." I calmly said.
"Hey did everyone forget about me? Gaz-man in the house!" Gazzy shouted as he walked in.
"Arf, arf!" Total barked.
"Oh my god! He can't talk any more!" Gazzy shouted.
"Nope, he's just trying to trick you." Angel told the group.
"Why did you tell them?" Total muttered.
"I'm Angel." She responded.
"And I'm Kassandra! Ask me questions too!" My friend said.
"O…k well that was an interesting way of introducing yourselves. Now remember you can ask any MR character questions like Kassandra does now." I said as I pointed to Kassandra.
A spotlight fell on Kassandra.. She put a hand to her mouth and cleared her throat. All was silent as she asked her questions.
"Fang: I like you. If you had to be emo or goth what would you be?
Max: Ice cream, cake, or dumb old healthy food?
Iggy: If I'm not mistaken your blind right*holds up cards with things on it* What is this? *holds up photo of Walmart* Tell me what these pictures are Iggy.
Total: Bacon or turkey?
Gaz man: Do you watch anime?
Food for us all!"
"Hey your spelling my name wrong!" Gazzy shouted.
"Ya. But she is forcing me to." I pointed at Kassandra, who had a DSi in her hands. She looked up and said, "Heeeyy." Then went back to the DSi.
Gazzy walked up to Kassandra and asked "Why did you spell my name wrong?"
"It sounds cooler." Kassandra said.
Gazzy thought about this for a second, then, said "Fair enough."
A spotlight fell on Fang.
"Where did we get a spotlight?" I muttered, asking myself.
"I would be goth," Said Fang.
"Why goth? Why not emo?" Kassandra asked.
"Because emos cut themselves," Fang said.
"Max your next."I said.
"Oh well, I would have ice cream, cause then I could have chocolate chip cookie dough. But I would much rather have chocolate chip cookies. Kassandra, why didn't you add cookies to the choices." Max asked.
"Cuz I didn't know you liked cookies. Here." Kassandra threw a 10 pound bag of chocolate chip cookies at Max. She hit her.
After Max recovered and saw the cookies she yelled "Thank you Kassandra! Thank you!"
Kassandra calmly walked up to Iggy and started showing photos to him. "What is this Iggy?" Iggy failed to respond. "C'mon Iggy answer me! I know you can!"
Fang walked up to Iggy and whispered something. Iggy smirked and said "Walmart."
"HA! WRONG! I mean…darn it." Kassandra threw the photos behind her shoulder and walked away.
"BACON!" Total yelled.
"What?" I asked.
"It was the answer to the question Kassandra ased." Total said.
"Oh." I said. "Gazzy, your turn now."
"I don't really watch anime." Gazzy said.
"Oh really? Then you wouldn't mind if Kassandra watched Ouran High School Host Club or Fullmetal Alchemist?" I used my powers to make a flat screen TV appear. Kassandra gasped and anime style ran to the TV.
"Holy crap! 24/7 of anime!" Kassandra shouted as she stared at Tamaki from Ouran with a grin on her face.
'Must…resist…temptation…Oh the heck with it!" Gazzy, also anime style, went to Kassandra's side watching the TV the same way.
"I have a feeling they're going to get along VERY well…" I said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Alright who wants McDonalds and who wants Burger King?" I held up the bags.
Kassandra threw her and Gazzy's order in a paper airplane, to sucked into the anime to leave. I mumbled everyone's order to myself then, passed out the food.
"Man! Watching anime and eating food at the same time is even better!" Kassandra told Gazzy. He nodded in response.
"Well," I said." This has been interesting…"
"Talk about it." Max said.
"I got it." I said. With my (awesome) authoress powers I poofed the flat screen TV out to Kassandra's and Gazzy's disappointment.
"NOOOO!" Gazzy and Kassandra shouted, simultaneously.
"Too bad," I said. "Wait, I got something."
Suddenly Gir poofed into the room and said "Look! There's a POOSE!"
"Where? Where?" Kassandra and I said
"There!" Gir pointed in a random direction and poofed out.
"What the heck is a poose?" Max inquired.
"Aw! No poose!" I said." Well, a poose is a mix between a pig and a moose."
"Then why not call it pig-moose?" Max said.
"I don't know. But I do know it's to long top call it that. Well we're going to end this thing."
"Review and ask questions," Kassandra began.
"The questions will be for the flock, other people, if you must ask them questions and sometimes Kassandra and me. Take it away Nudge."
"Thank you. Ariana does not own Maximum Ride, McDonalds, Burger King, Ouran High School Host Club, Fullmetal Alchemist, Invader Zim, or Walmart." Nudge finished.
"Okay well, read and review!" I said.
"Bye!" Kassandra yelled.
"Bye." Max and Fang said together.
"Bye!" Everyone else said.
