A/N: This story will be a first person type, since I seem to write better that way! My other stories can't do that whatsoever but this one I can!

Disclaimer: Own Nothing!!! Now get off my back, you stupid monkey lawyers!!!

I'm a sentence that doesn't like to be ignored….

Chapter 1:

Prologue

Greetings and welcome to the wonderful and bright mind of me, Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto, Jinchuriki of the Nine-Tailed Fox, Kyuubi no Kitsune, and son of Konoha's Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato, and Uzumaki Kushina! In here you will find many secrets and mysteries that I myself make up in my head! Interesting, yes?

Anyways, if you are wondering how old I am, believe it or not, I am five! You are probably like, "WTF?!", but that's what I get from everyone, except maybe Jiji and Iruka-sensei. Hell, I think I can put Inu, or should I say Kakashi, on that list, along with Ero-sennin and Kure-niichan. Now your next question will be….THINK IT ALREADY!!! Opps, sorry! I get loud in my head sometimes. Anyways, you are probably wondering how a five year old has the vocabulary of a ten year old and has figured out he was the son of a Hokage? Well, here's how my little story started…

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Five years ago, a giant fox-teme that had nine gigantic, and I mean GIGANTIC, tails swirling about it's body. This fox was none other than the infamous Kyuubi! He had set out to Konoha, Village Hidden in the Leaves, to destroy a certain someone. I still have no clue who it is, since the teme is still sleeping away in that cage of his! Back to the story, Konoha's finest ninja rushed out to stop the beast but their jutsus that had crushed jounin in a second merely made the Kyuubi chuckle darkly at their attempts.

Now, my dad, the awesome and amazing Minato, came to save the day on his huge boss toad summon, Gamabunta! I can't wait till I meet the big guy. I mean, Jiraiya had shown me a picture once and that toad was huge! Sorry again, I get so easily distracted by the interests of this strange five year old mind that I reside…Oh look! It's a bee!…Damn it! Back to the story, naughty brain!

Minato held a tiny little baby, me of course, in his arms and glared at the Kyuubi with a KI large enough to actually kill on sight. That fox-teme just chuckled and charged forward, it's flames licking hot at the feet of the toad summon. Minato cried out, "Gama! Hold him off while I perform the jutsu needed!"

"Got it, gaki!" roared the summon as he pulled out a short sword and attempted a slash at the huge fox ahead of him. The battle raged on, until finally Kyuubi landed a hit right on the, ironically, left eye, leaving a serious scar in it's place. Growling in anger and hurt, Gamabunta was about to attack once more when he saw Minato stop sealing and scream out, "Dead Demon Sealing Jutsu!"

Kyuubi's eyes widened as he saw the Shinigami appear behind Minato and jabbed a hand straight through the back of him, the blonde flinching in pain. The fox-teme attempted to escape but was interrupted by said god's hand reaching his neck and started to pull out something. The soul of the great Nine-Tails was forcefully coming out of him, causing so much pain that Kyuubi's eyes no longer showed revenge and hatred, but left sadness, fear, and most of all, pride, for he was being sealed into a kid but not just any kid. He is the last Namikaze on this planet!

"Yondaime…" whispered Kyuubi, Minato straining on his part to hear.

"..I will make sure Naruto there doesn't get killed assassins if you need the kit to live."

"Wait…Kyuubi, did you just talk nicely to me?!"

"Of course! I was under a very strong Genjutsu placed on me by founder of this village."

"But how's that possible?!"

"Everything is if you think about it hard enough, Minato-sama," shuddered the Kyuubi, it's entire body quivering from the pain it was feeling.

"I will hold you to that promise, got it Kyuubi-sama?" Minato was now panting from the effort of standing up.

"Please, call me Desolance. That's my true name, not some random title handed out by human-like demons, who try to kill me everyday."

"Have fun with my kid, Desolan-" and with that, Minato Namikaze drew his last breath and died on the soil, Kyuubi nowhere to be seen. Jiraiya and Kakashi both arrived to see a bundle coming from the sky, since Gamabunta's only tie to this world had just died a few moments ago. Kakashi caught it with nimble ease and noticed that the little baby almost looked exactly like his father, a blonde patch of hair on the top and bright, blue eyes on the round face. Whisker marks appeared to look like birth marks, but the scarecrow felt them, feeling little prickly hairs on them.

Strange, thought the young man and turned to see Jiraiya and the Third Hokage, Sarutobi.

"What will happen to him, Hokage-sama?" asked Kakashi as he kneeled before the old man.

"Well, I can't really keep his little 'secret' from everyone for long, so I will announce it swiftly tomorrow morning if you want to come, Inu-san."

Kakashi took a small look at the boy and sighed, saying, "Alright, I will Hokage-sama but who will look after the little guy?"

"But of course! Where are my manners! You can come over now, Kurenai."

The scarecrow turned to see a young girl walking to them, black hair flowing behind her with her kimino hugging certain areas of the body. Her sharp, red eyes were like they were examining everything in the room. Kakashi almost blushed at the sight, but quickly ignored it for now.

"She knows what she is getting into, since her posture says it all, neh Kurenai?" asked the Hokage smiling, as he lit up a smoking pipe.

Kurenai merely smiled in return and said, "I'm up for babysitting but whom am I actually caring for?"

"Him."

Following the wrinkled finger, Kurenai looked at my face and I let loose a giggle from my belly, surprising everyone.

"H-He can giggle a-already?!" exclaimed Kakashi, which he almost dropped me on the floor.

"Apparently," said the disgruntled old man, "And yes Kurenai, you are taking care of this little guy."

"Um, what's his name?"

"Uzumaki Naruto."

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Now as you can see by the way everyone that knew me personally, their faces were not happy nor peaceful whatsoever. Apparently, I had gotten well over two hundred assassinations on my little body. And even more surprisingly, I had said my first word, which was, much to Sarutobi-Jiji's fury, 'Jiji'. I shocked Kakashi so much that he dropped his book and gave me the eye of amazement and confusion at the same time.

Jiji was worse off, since I believe he had nearly gotten a heart attack from my little word. Who knew one word would set them all off!

Next on my beginning life's complications was that of the rolling over. Fairly good sized for my age, which was 4 weeks old, I somehow managed to roll over and start belly laughing at what I had accomplished. This event caused Jiraiya, who wanted to stay nearby till I was seven, Jiji, Kakashi, and Kurenai all to look at me like I was a famous singer. Who would have thought rolling over at the age of just weeks was enough to send two adults to fantasy land and the other two to stand stock still for an entire four minutes of doing nothing but mumbling like angry women.

Next to come was me speaking almost full sentences, like "Naru wants uppy" or "Jiji looks funny." Soon I was crawling, then walking, and finally running by the age of five months old. Starting to seriously creep people out, Sarutobi-Jiji had me tested for something and we found out that my body is growing abnormally fast and it had nothing to do with the fox-teme. By the time I was a year old, I stood at almost three feet tall.

Another strange thing was that my hair, instead of staying pure blonde like my dad's was, started to collect silver highlights at the tips. My eyes started to gain a silver hue to them and the whisker marks that adorned my face also gained a little silver. Finally, my senses were overall off the charts for a little one year old.

The four years that separated me and that time was…interesting to say the least. I was a ton of a lot smarter than chunin by the time I was five and my hair was now almost half silver, half blonde. My height was at the awesome four feet and five inches and easily bigger than all the other kids my age. I mean, what little five year old is almost as big as a munchkin adult? Due to my prankster style and my intellect, the villagers who even so much as whispered 'demon' to me got their asses handed to them by my devious plans of using a mixture of shadow clones and strange paints that changed color in certain lights.

Anyways, that wraps up my first five years in a quick, effortless way. Now, on to the first major event of my life!

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Little old me was walking through the streets like a shadow, avoiding the gazes of the pissed off idiots that refer to me as the 'demon' and 'killer of the Yondaime'. Seriously, what kid wants to kill their dad? Opps, I had forgotten about the old Mayans. Getting back to the events at hand, my eyes focused longingly on the stars above. Every night I would wish that I could get away from the simpleton minds of the common people and roam freely like those beautiful dots in the sky that Kami-sama had made. That's when I heard a muffled scream sound right behind me.

Next thing I know, I was shoved to the ground as a rather large man ran right by me. I was unconsciously growling at the man as I pushed myself to my feet but then I noticed the sack on his shoulders, which seemed to be emitting the screaming I had heard before and it was moving too. "Quiet you little brat! We are almost at the gates!" whispered the man silently.

Now, it doesn't take much to figure out what this man was doing and my primal instincts that seem to kick in whenever someone is in severe trouble. I must have gotten it from Desolance-teme, but hey, it sure does help when you need an adrenaline rush!

"Drop the hostage, ninja!" I cried out as I whipped out my wooden stick that I always carry around in case I need to smack a certain pervert on top of the head (cough*Kakashi*cough).

The ninja turned around to look where my voice came from and his eyes seemed to widen when they rested on me. "A little brat?! What makes you think you can take on a ninja, kid?"

I saw the symbol for Lightning Country, or Kumo for short, on his headband and my eyesight changed to focus everything to a much cleared perspective.

Thanks Fox-teme!

"Welcome, Naruto-kun…and STOP CALLING ME A BASTARD!!!"

The Kumo nin's eyes once again widened when he saw my eyes change and with that moment of surprise, I took it pretty quick for a five year old. My stick hit the man in the area where all perverts seem to detest getting hit. In the distance, I heard several 'ouch's come from nearby buildings, quickly followed by the same amount of numerous 'smacks' and 'thumps'.

Poor Kumo-teme lay on the ground, rolling around in pain while gripping his 'precious jewels', while I took the opportunity to escape the situation and hit him repeatedly on the head for no apparent reason besides taking out my anger on him.

By then my attention was once again brought to the sack as a muffled cry appeared from it. Dropping my stick, I untied the knots carefully and revealed a small, pale girl. She was about my age from the looks of it and had beautiful, blue hair and soft, lavender eyes. My cheeks seemed to heat up just a little bit and I decided to break the silence with, "Are you alright?"

The girl looked up and seemed to immediately stop crying, gazing kind of strangely into my eyes like they were mesmerizing. "Yo, you in there, cutie?" I asked softly and her cheeks responded almost instantaneously with a soft red hue to them.

"Y-Yes I-I am," she said, so quietly I almost didn't hear her, "B-But w-who are y-you?"

"Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, at your service!" I exclaimed, bowing slightly to give off respectfulness and my own silly sense of humor. What kind of five year old doesn't have humor? "And may I know yours, beautiful madam?"

"H-Hina-ata H-Hyuu-ga," Hinata murmured quietly once again, and that's when Jiji finally decided to show up.

I ignored him for a bit, thinking to myself at what a cute name Hinata had. That's when I saw a strange pair of eyes looking at me from a corner, hiding in the darkness quite effectively. As soon as I had noticed, they vanished, like they were never there in the first place.

"NARUTO! What happened here?!" exclaimed Jiji, his eyes taking in the scene before him.

I shrugged and stated, "Kumo-teme nin over there decided to try and kidnap Hinata-chan," spotting a deep blush on the girl's face, "So I just decided to step in and beat up the idiot while he was distracted by Desolance-san's powers."

Now, I was careful not to mention that Desolance was in fact the Kyuubi but I guess Hinata-chan is about as smart as I was at four, because she asked, "Who is Desolance, Naruto-kun?"

I silently chuckled at her 'kun' suffix for me but I merely said, "He is a little plushy that I made a name for and I used him to chuck at the mean ninja over there on the ground. I helped by using this stick." I raised said stick and Jiji, plus a few men with the same color eyes as Hinata-chan's, face vaulted at the sight of it. The best excuses are the ones that make people think you are officially either retarded or mentally insane. I consider myself on the insane part, except it's the safe kind.

That's when a rather tall looking Hyuuga, with girl-like hair may I add, came walking forward and kneeled before Hinata-chan. "Are you alright, little Hinata?" asked the man quietly.

"Y-Yes F-Father. Thanks t-to N-Narut-to-kun, I-I am s-still h-here."

Wow that stuttering is really bad, which means I must cure it! But before I could start, Hinata-chan's dad turned his calculating eyes on me, my body involuntarily shivering from it. That's when the unexpected happened. He bowed to me. A living, breathing, sane human being bowed to me. Never have I even seen such authority bow to the likes of myself! Standing straight up, the man woke me from my musings and stated, "Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, I, Hiashi Hyuuga, am in your debt for saving the life of my daughter and the next heir of the Hyuuga Head. What could I do to help you with your life?"

Now to say that I wasn't shocked was like saying Jiraiya hated seeing hot, naked, teenage girls running around spraying each other with Cool Whip. My jaw hit the floor quite quickly and it made an odd 'snap' sound when I picked it back up. I thought on his question and suddenly came up with a very beautiful idea, one that will change my life for the better. At least, I hoped it would.

"Could I…play with Hinata-chan sometime? I would really like being friends with her, since the only other two I have are Shikamaru and Chouji."

Hiashi seemed to be a little surprised, although I couldn't exactly tell with that freaking emotionless mask on. "That would not be any problem at all, Naruto-sama," stated the Head quietly, but I also sensed a strange emotion in there. It reminded me of something along the borders of…relief? Happiness? Possibly even excitement? Any of those is a good sign that the Hyuuga Head definitely enjoys my company!.

"So see you tomorrow, Hinata-chan?" I asked kind of nervously. Hell, who wouldn't be nervous around their first crush?! Wait, did I just say crush? I meant it as my first female friend.

"S-Sure t-thing, N-Naruto-kun," responded the shy heiress and Hiashi chuckled, saying, "See you then, Naruto-san, at the front of the Hyuuga estate at 10 a.m., alright?"

"Hai, Hiashi-sama!" I bowed, then bolted back to my house to get some long awaited sleep. I wasn't far enough along though, when I heard Jiji say, "Seems like Minato's little plan is starting to come into play a bit earlier, neh Hiashi?"

That got a smile on my face for unknown reasons to myself.

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Chapter One completed.