Author's Notes: Vampire Scooby dared me to write this. Yes. We are insane. She's dared me to do numberous others too...Sabrina Twilight(which I actually will do...), Twilight Avatar, CCS Avatar...Avatar Danny Phantom...Twilight The Land Before Time(never), and CCS the Brave Little Toaster(Oo).

Enjoy! Please Read and Review, though I doubt anyone else likes both these erm...stories..but, hey..it's worth a try ;)

Flames will be fed to Kero.

Chapter one-The Pretty Flying Lion

The Cullens had just arrived in Japan for their vacation. Bella included, of course. It was beautiful. The sky was blue, the flowers blooming..the giant winged lions flying through the sky?

" Hey guys…" Emmett began," It's a…it's a..GIANT WINGED LION!"

" Emmett…" Carisle said, shaking his head," You tried that one in Nigeria, you tried it in Latvia, you tried it in Antarctica, it's not going to work."

" But this time I really see one!" He said pointing to it and jumping up and down like an exicted child," And..someone's riding it?"

Sakura and Syaoran were taking Kero out for a "joy ride". It was rather fun flying guardianbeastback. The wind whipped through their faces as they soared over the town.

" I know what I saw!" Emmett called in frustration, as he chased Kero's barely visible figure from the ground.

" Emmett!" Edward called, chasing after his absent minded brother, but Carisle put his hand in front of Edward.

" No," Carlisle said," Let him go. He'll just get himself lost in Japan. Hopefully that'll teach him…."

" We have to go after him! Without him, who will adore me?" Rose asked, though no one answered…nor did any of them really care….

Emmett sprinted off after the lion. Well, at human speeds. No one was allowed to see how fast he could really go. Being a vampire was fun and all, but it had it's downsides…not being able to show off your running skills was one. Such a pain to slow down for the humans in public…

He saw it starting to descend, as a grin spread across his pale face. So it was landing. Excellent. Good eatin', here he came! He preferred bears, but hey, he couldn't argue with giant flying lions….

" Alright!" Kero called to the children on his back as he started approaching the ground," You've had your fun, now time to get off!"

" Thank you for the ride Kero!" Sakura called gratefully.

" Yes…" Syaoran mumbled," Thanks for showing off…"

" You're welcome, Sakura…what was that kid? I can take you any day, you know!" Kero called.

" I could easily defeat a stuffed toy such as youtself.." Syaoran muttered.

" Oh yeah? A kid like you is nothing compared to me-Keroberos, the beast of the Seal!" he called back.

Sakura just shook her head. No matter what happened, it seemed these two would never stop fighting.

Magical old furry yellow guardian beast. Magical preteen Chinese boy. Different as night and day..of course, they were also extremely alike. One created by Clow Reed, the other a descendant of him.

Kero finally hit the ground. After the two dismounted, he shook himself thouroughly.

" What's the matter, are you unable to attend to yourself properly with those clumsy paws of yours?" Syaoran asked.

" Are you unable to function properly with that underdeveloped brain of yours?" Kero insulted in reply.

" KERO!" Came Sakura's now angry voice.

" I'm not backing off unless he does first!" Kero called.

" Same here!" Syaoran replied with a smug grin.

" You both stop and apologize, yada yada yada, now…COME ON!" Sakura said.

" Getting snotty are we?" Kero chuckled.

" KERO!" she screamed over her shoulder as she began to head towards her house.

" Bye then.." Syaoran mumbled, walking off in the other direction as Kero's wings formed a cocoon around him and he transformed back into his hidden form-a yellow teddy bear like creature with a lion tail and chibi wings.

" Interesting.." Emmett muttered," In order to make the kill, I ought to study my quarry…"