Author Commentary: Boondock Saints one-shot. Based of something a girlfriend of mine and I were doing. Some OOC moments. I'm stilling trying to get used to writing Murphy and Connor. Just a midnight drabble, don't take it too seriously!
Rating: M
Warnings: Mpreg; incest
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Connor draped his pregnancy book over his distended stomach."'Ey, asshole, do ya even know how to 'old a baby?"
Murphy shot his brother a dirty look. "Well, no shit. I ain't no fuckin' retard."
"I don't believe that."
Murphy rolled his eyes. "O' course ya don't."
"Where in the hell would ya have learned to hold a fuckin' baby?"
Murphy darted his eyes across the room.
"'Ey, Murph, where's the white teddy bear ya gave me fer Valentine's Day?" Connor asked, as he stretched his back.
Murphy shrugged. "I don't fuckin' know."
"Go find it then!" Connor chucked his pregnancy book at his brother (and lover) who was jogging out of the room.
A few moments later, Murphy—who was holding the white teddy bear—came back in the room. He handed the teddy bear to his brother. "What do ya need this stupid fuckin' bear fer?"
"Take back the fuckin' bear."
Murphy swiped the bear off of Connor's stomach. Holding it upside down by the foot, he asked, "What the fuck do ya want me to do with it?"
Connor smirked at Murphy.
"What the fuck's with the smile?" Murphy asked.
Connor laughed to himself. "You said you know how to hold a child."
Murphy shook the "baby" in Connor's face. "Fuckin' shaken baby syndrome!"
"Oh my God!" Connor yelled. "You fuckin' asshole! That ain't funny!"
"Your right!" Murphy chortled. "It's fuckin' hilarious!"
Connor felt about ready to cry. "Ya're such a fuckin' ass!"
Murphy, in his fit of laughter, threw the teddy bear at the floor.
"DON'T THROW THE FUCKIN' BABY!"