Disclaimer: The song "All You Wanted" does not belong to me.  It belongs to Michelle Branch. 

This fic is for Krystyn Poe… she suggested I write a parody entitled "All You Toasted" and this is the result…

All You Toasted

Parody of Michelle Branch's "All You Wanted"

By Amalia R. James

I wanted to toast something

I wanted breakfast food

So I tried to toast a bagel

And I toasted away

I didn't know it'd be cold

When I got it first out

Of the freezer

So I defrost it in the microwave

So when the time comes

It's soft and chewy

If you want to

I can make you

Toasted bagels with some shmear

Cinnamon raisin

Strawberry cream cheese

And all you needed is

A knife for the shmear

This thing toasts slowly

I've got to hurry

The clock is all I have to know it's not been long

Please eat quickly

So I can finally see

How it was when you're done

If you want to

I can make you

Toasted bagels with some shmear

Cinnamon raisin

Strawberry cream cheese

And all you needed is

A knife for the shmear

All you needed is a knife for the shmear

A plastic one is all you need there

Oh, yeah

If you want to

I can make you

Toasted bagels with some shmear

Cinnamon raisin

Strawberry cream cheese

And all you needed is

A knife for the shmear

Please eat quickly

So I can finally see

How it was when you're done