A is for Absurd apple:
Mario and luigi are walking through the woods.
Mario: Look!
Luigi: Where?
Mario: On that tree!
Luigi: What is it?
Mario: I don't know. It looks like an apple with an epic face.
Luigi: An apple? I'm hungry! I want it!
Luigi gets the apple and eats it.
Mario: Luigi? Are you ok?
Luigi: ndiacmvjvijkxvdimvxvdvfccdb
Mario: O K then, I thinkI should get you to the doctor.
Luigi starts going crazy.
Luigi: mokmdufdkxukdkudcsksuimo,xdk,cskcaiocdskcdsodcailcikcckioaeucejfmuidcamucjfcyniudamcidycbnxhyuiax2389 nc64n786n79c9cn6187cx6b4187496bcc87b7bc489`46c9b8747b6c36198167c9b8b7vc649161v9 (Pukes apple out.)
Luigi: What happened...?
Mario: I think you ate an Absurd Apple.
