A is for Absurd apple:

Mario and luigi are walking through the woods.

Mario: Look!

Luigi: Where?

Mario: On that tree!

Luigi: What is it?

Mario: I don't know. It looks like an apple with an epic face.

Luigi: An apple? I'm hungry! I want it!

Luigi gets the apple and eats it.

Mario: Luigi? Are you ok?

Luigi: ndiacmvjvijkxvdimvxvdvfccdb

Mario: O K then, I thinkI should get you to the doctor.

Luigi starts going crazy.

Luigi: mokmdufdkxukdkudcsksuimo,xdk,cskcaiocdskcdsodcailcikcckioaeucejfmuidcamucjfcyniudamcidycbnxhyuiax2389 nc64n786n79c9cn6187cx6b4187496bcc87b7bc489`46c9b8747b6c36198167c9b8b7vc649161v9 (Pukes apple out.)

Luigi: What happened...?

Mario: I think you ate an Absurd Apple.