Chapter 1
BackStage
**I DO NOT OWN WEISS KREUZ OR ANY OF THE NICK CHARACTERS**
**The scene is set on a large stage that resembles the outside of a temple, vines and all. A large seating area is located in the back for the audience, and there is a large (------) pool of water with ropes across it and other poles. There is also an assortment of rooms in the far right area that resembles the inside of a temple, and has no wall facing the audience, allowing them to look in. There is a large stone head on the right side, a little in front of the temple, with 2 tall stands that are usuaully lit. The other parts of the vast stage are covered by 3 other games and some other areas that are open. There is also a bar like structure located far off screen, near the temple. There are a bunch of people fixing up the set and walking around to fix the stage**
**All the members of Weiss, Schwarz, and Schreient come out from two dressing rooms wearing shirts, shorts, helmets, gloves, and some under- water shoes. Hell and Neu have a red shirt on with a jaguar on it. Aya and Yohji have blue shirts with some barracudas on it. Farfello and Ken have a green shirt on with a monkey on it. Tot and Schoen have a picture of an iguana on an orange shirt. Nagi and Omi have purple shirt with a parrot on it. Crawford and Schuldig are wearing a snake on a silver shirt**
Hell: These out-fits suck! Why on earth do we have to wear this tasteless gear?
Neu: Why do I have to wear gloves? They hide my beautiful nails! *flaunts nails*
Omi: This out-fit is way too big! *shirt hangs down to his knees*
Farfello: I'll help you! *pulls out knifes*
Nagi: Aahhh!! UGH! WHY PURPLE?
Tot: I'd rather have a vacation. Orange is almost as bad as having silver on...
Crawford: *jumps up* I happen to like silver!!!
Schuldig: Looks like some one is a bit grouchy...
Aya: Shi-ne! Why do I have to dress up?
Yohji: Cause its part of the game. I bet the ladies love blue. *winks at Schoen*
Schoen: A lady can't wear this? Why is there an animal on my shirt?
Yohji: Cause baby, i'll dive the deep for you! *winks at Schoen again*
Schoen: *pulls out whip* Sick bastard!!!
Farfello: Does green hurt god?
Schuldig: I think so?!
Farfello: Do monkey's hurt god?
Ken: I don't know? Why are you asking me? And why am I wearing a green shirt with a monkey on it?
Farfello: Yay! Green monkeys hurt god!
Crawford: I still don't know why we have to do this...
Aya: Shi-ne! Stupid shirts, stupid game..
Neu: I think I look great in my out-fit.
Hell: Red is definitely your color!
Ken: Why am I here?
Tot: Why are we all dressed up for this game?
Schuldig: Because of one very important reason!
Schoen: We have a reason?
Farfello: Does it hurt god?
Omi: God?
Nagi: No wait, the reason we're here is....
Yohji: To seek out the women of america!
Everyone but Yohji: 0_0
Farfello: To hurt god!
Aya: Shi-ne!
Neu: For fashionable merchandise!
Hell: To look great!
Schoen: To prevail like women everywhere!
Tot: To show men that they suck!
Nagi: To be cute and cudley!
Omi: To screw with people's minds!
Ken: To..um...do...um...things.
Schuldig: To read other's minds!! *winks at Ken*
Ken: o_o
Crawford: To prove we are the best!
Aya: Shi-ne! I know why..
Yohji: Cause its a tax write off!
Hell: A WHAT???
Tot: *laughs uncontrollably and falls over* Your funny...
Yohji: The Blue Barracudas are always ready for a swim of any kind.. :)
Aya: The what?
Farfie: I KNOW WHY!!!!
Omi: Oh dear..
Nagi: *crosses fingers* Pease let it not have anything to do with hurting god..
Schuldig: Its because of Ken!!!! *points a finger at Ken*
Ken: But I.....
Aya: *pulls out katana* Shi-ne..
Crawford: Actually its to pay off all the damage that Ken caused when he was caught wearing a dress while singing under the disco ball at Disney Land.
Everyone but Ken: O_O
Ken: I was uh...
*Everyone chases after Ken*
Farfie: Forget about it!
Schuldig: Yep, I can read his mind and he's got no brain...
Tot: *still laughing* Hahahaha..
Schoen: Oh well, might as well try and have fun, and win some prizes..
Nagi: Yep! Omi and I can't win!
Omi: Don't you mean can't lose?
Neu: Fools..
Crawford: Ha! You'll never get through my team!
Ken: Wait!
Omi: What?
Ken: What are the teams?
*A man from backstage walks out to the group*
Man: I'm Kirk Fogg, the host of the show. (He is wearing a blue shirt, gray shorts, and brown boots)
Farfie: What show? Aya: The show we're playing on stupid!
Yohji: Where are all the women?
Tot: *still laughing* Hahaha...
Schuldig: What's so funny?
Tot: *stops laughing* Ah... I don't know?
Schoen: Wait, I think the man is going to say something..
Ken: Listen..
Kirk Fogg: This is, "Legends of the Hidden Temple". I am the host, and that *points to a big stone face* is Olmec!
Yohji: Wow!!!
Aya: *pulls of katana* This one's mine!
Tot: *begins to laugh again* Its a giant stone, haha!
Hell: I think its ugly.
Neu: No one asked your opinion.
Crawford: Looks old...
Omi: I think its computerized..
Ken: It resembles a god..
Farfie: GOD?
Kirk Fogg: What?
Nagi: Oh no..
Farfie: *pulls out knives and licks one of them* HURT GOD!!!
Yohji: NO!! This isn't GOD!
Farfie: It isn't?
Aya: Nope, its the..um... A talking stone..
Omi: Wow! *Looks up*
Crawford: Its a different type of god..
Farfie: Yay! False gods hurt god!
Tot: *still laughing* Its a talking stone..haha..
Olmec: *comes to life, and red eyes open up* Oh yeah!
Aya: *runs at it with his Katana* Die!
Omi: No wait..
Schuldig: Its talking?!
Tot: *still laughing* He's attacking a stone..
Farfie: IT HURTS GOD!! YAY! IT HURTS GOD! *is dancing in a circle with himself*
Kirk Fogg: *_*
Olmec: Lets get ready to rock and roll!!! *eyes close and stone stops talking*
Farfie: OLMEC HURTS GOD!! *juggles the knives*
Kirk Fogg: Is he always like this?
Tot: *is laughing on the ground* Haha, a talking stone..
Crawford: Shut-up Farfello!!!
Schuldig: I'm afraid so. He's always like this.
Omi: So how do we play?
Nagi: I like games!
Schoen: *is practicing with her whip* Ah, I love to humiliate people..
Ken: We are going to play games, Cool!
Hell: What type of games?
Yohji: Are there any women involved?
Kirk Fogg: Now listen, you guys are paired up and put on teams.
Aya: Shi-ne! What teams?
Farfie: OLMEC HURTS GOD!!
Neu: Will someone shut him up?
Hell: Please!
Schoen: *hits Farfello in the head with her whip* YA!
Farfie: Ahh!!! X_X
Crawford: Thank you.
Tot: Hahahaha, she hit him with her whip..
Schuldig: This is really bad..
Ken: What teams?
Schuldig: I want Ken on my team. *winks at Ken*
Ken: No way!
Omi: I want Nagi!
Nagi: I want Omi!
Yohji: You two mean on the same team, right?
Omi: Teams?
Nagi: Oouuhhh.... Couples you mean?
Schoen: Not couples, team members for the t.v. show.
Farfie: X_X
Ken: So, what are the teams?
Kirk Fogg: Normally we have one male, one female, but in this case, i'll record the teams on what you all have on..
Tot: *finally stopped laughing* Wait! You mean we are teamed by symbols and shirts?
Kirk Fogg: Yep! What ever team symbol and color you have, thats the team your on.
Everyone: *closes their eyes*
Neu: Crap! :( I'm with who ever has a jaguar and red on..
Yohji: *crosses fingers* Come on Red, come on Red!
Aya: Closes eyes and crosses fingers* Please not Yohji, please no Yohji!
Schuldig: *jumping up and down* Please let me have Ken, please let me have Ken..
Crawford: *looks at shirt* I hope Schuldig doesn't wear silver..
Tot: Let it be Nagi!
Schoen: No men..
Ken: No Schuldig...
Farfello: X_X..
Everyone but Farfello: No Farfello.. No Farfello...
Kirk Fogg: Well lets see...the teams.. *pulls out a clip-board with some papers on it*
Aya: Stupid games..
Kirk Fogg: *looks at what each person has on* Well..
Farfie: *regains consciousness* We're doing what now?
Kirk Fogg: *writes down the teams and who's on them* Judging by the names I have and the shirts your wearing..
Farfie: *looks down at shirt* Ah! I'm wearing a shirt!
Kirk Fogg: The Red Jaguars...are comprised of..
Hell: ME!!!!
Kirk Fogg: Hell, and Neu...
Neu: Cool! We're on the same team!
Hell: Women rock!
Neu: We'll kick all your butts! *kicks repeatively in the air*
Hell: *pulls out her scissors* Anyone who gets in my way will pay!
Kirk Fogg: Strange people..
Ken: Who else?
Farfie: I WANT TO BE WITH OLMEC!!
Omi: You can't!
Nagi: Its impossible, isn't it?
Tot: Hahaha, a talking stone and Farfie, a perfect match!
Kirk Fogg: The Blue Barracudas...
Yohji: That would be me..
Aya: And me..
Yohji: *looks at Aya* 0_0
Aya: Shi-ne Yohji!
Yohji: Why do I...
Aya: Have to be put with this..
Yohji: Freak with a short temper who..
Aya: Is an arogant bastard that..
Yohji: Has no respect for anyone and..
Aya: Is a womanizer that no one..
Yohji: Likes cause he's a no good..
Aya: Bum!
Farfie: Hurt god?
Tot: You need help.
Omi: Haha Yohji..
Nagi: And Aya..
Crawford: They belong with one another..
Schuldig: Always and forever, the match made in..
Schoen: Hell!
Hell: Well atleast I didn't get either of them.
Neu: Thank goodness I'm not a man..
Tot: Ah-men..
Ken: What about the other four teams?
Kirk Fogg: I need a new job...
Everyone but Kirk Fogg: $_$
Kirk Fogg: Anyway... The next team is the Green Monkeys!
Ken: I think that me?
Kirk Fogg: Ken and...
Ken: *crosses fingers* Please not Schuldig, for the love of god..
Farfie: NO, FOR THE HATE OF GOD!
Kirk Fogg: Farfello..
Ken: O_O
Yohji: Hahaha...
Tot: This is getting good.
Crawford: HA!
Schuldig: Awwww...No Ken..
Ken: Well it could be worst..
Farfie: *climbing Olmec* We shall win and hurt god!
Ken: Oh, why me?
Hell: This sounds like an easy competition...
Aya: Shi-ne! Wanna trade partners?
Neu: Not a chance!
Yohji: But babe, I turn blue for you!
Hell: *knocks out Yohji with scissors* Ya!
Yohji: X_X
Neu: ^_^ I like my team..
Hell: One for Schreient, zero for Weiss!
Kirk Fogg: I've got to find a new job..
Tot: Who's next?
Omi: The suspense is killing me!
Nagi: Me too!
Crawford: They never shut-up do they?
Ken: Not a chance..
Farfie: *falls off Olmec* AAAAHHH!!! X_X
Ken: *hand to head* Why me??? *_*
Kirk Fogg: The next team is..
Schoen: Why is my shirt Orange?
Tot: *kicking Farfie* Hahaha, he fell..
Hell: *filing her nails* Ah, this should be easy..
Crawford: If we're lucky Schuldig will get one of the ladies or Nagi and Omi.
Nagi: *says to Crawford* Hopefully its you!
Omi: You are so smart.
Nagi: Thank you.
Omi: Your welcome.
Nagi: ^_^
Omi: ^_^
Kirk Fogg: ..Is the Orange Iguanas...
Tot: *repeatively kicking Farfie* Ha ha..
Schoen: Is that what's on my shirt?!
Kirk Fogg: ..Tot and Schoen, your the Orange Iguanas!
Tot: *still kicking Farfie* This is fun!
Schoen: Get over here! *uses whip to pull Tot back over to here*
Tot: But I was having fun.
Schoen: Well tough luck, we're partners and we're going to have to act as a team!
Tot: I'm hungry.
Schoen: So am I.
Tot: Let's go eat something.
Schoen: Sounds like a deal.
Tot: Take-out?
Schoen: Sounds good.
*Both of them walk off*
Kirk Fogg: Wait, we haven't even started the show yet..
Aya: They're gone.
Yohji: *wakes up* Wait, come back!
Aya: Why do you care?
Yohji: *runs after them* Let me come with babes!
Tot: *pulls out umbrella, and swings it at Yohji* Don't call me babe!
Yohji: *ducks* Ha, you missed!
Schoen: *hits Yohji with her whip* Ha!
Yohji: X_X
**Tot and Shoen walk off stage**
Aya: Shi-ne! I'm down a partner!
Ken: My partner is still out-cold!
Schuldig: I'll be your partner!
Ken: No... *runs over to Farfie* Wake up!
Farfie: X_X
Crawford: This becoming a mess...
Omi: Wait, we still have two teams left..
Nagi: Yep, Omi, Brad Baby, Schuldig, and me..
Crawford: Don't call me Brad Baby!
Schuldig: Maybe we'll be together Crawford!
Crawford: Not unless I can help it.
Hell and Neu: *sitting down and chatting about guys* And there was this one time..
Farfie: X_X
Yohji: X_X
Ken: *kicking Farfie* WAKE UP!!
Aya: Shi-ne!
Kirk Fogg: *pulls out a flask of liqour, and drinks some* I don't get paid enough for this job..
Omi: What are the last two teams?
Kirk Fogg: The Purple Parrots are Omi and Nagi.
Nagi: Yay!
Omi: YAY!
Nagi: ^_^
Omi: ^_^
Schuldig: That means its you and me, Brad Baby!
Kirk Fogg: You guys are the Silver Snakes!
Farfie: *gets up* What happened?
Ken: Never mind that, we're on the same team.
Farfie: Does winning hurt god?
Ken: Sure, whatever you want, winning hurts god.
Farfie: Yay! Winning hurts God!
Yohji: X_X
Farfie: What happened to him?
Hell and Neu: *turn towards Farfie while putting on make-up* Woman problems!
Schuldig: So Brad Baby, we going to win?
Crawford: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Ken: Looks like someone has a stick up their butt!
Schuldig: Haha, he's got PMS!
Omi: We're going to win!
Nagi: Lets do what football players do!
Omi: What do they do?
Nagi: They head-butt for good luck!
Omi: Yay! *runs at Nagi head first*
Nagi: *runs at Omi head first* We'll kick everyone's butts!
**Omi and Nagi bump heads and knock each other out**
Omi: X_X
Nagi: X_X
Kirk Fogg: I need a break. *sits down and drinks the rest of the booze in his flask*
Hell: Men..
Neu: Are such pigs...
Yohji: *stands up and shakes head* Come on ladies, i'll keep you up all night long..
Neu: WHAT?!
Hell: *hits Yohji with her scissors* Ya!
Neu: HA!
Yohji: Ugh...X_X *falls into Aya's hands*
Aya: O_O
Crawford: Isn't that sweet, a prince catching his princess. ^_^
Hell: He really fell for him!
Neu: How cute! _
Schuldig: They belong in a fairy tale.
Aya: Ah! *drops Yohji*
Crawford: Ha, laying him down..
Aya: Shi-ne Brad! *Pulls out Katana*
Ken: Its not that bad.
Crawford: Who do you think is the woman in that relationship?
Aya: AH!!! *chases after Crawford with katana around the set*
Crawford: AH!! *running from Aya*
Ken: Well looks like i'm the only one left..
Schuldig: Don't forget me, hotstuff! *winks at Ken*
Ken: Uh.. There's got to be someone...
Schuldig: No one can save you from me, sweet lips.. ^_^
Ken: Ah well..Omi?
Omi: X_X
Ken: Nagi?
Nagi: X_X
Schuldig: Your mine!
Ken: *slowly backing away from Schuldig* Yohji?
Yohji: X_X
Ken: Hell?... Neu?..
Hell and Neu: Your on your own! *walk off stage to get ready*
Ken: Aya? Crawford?
Aya: SHI-NE!! COME BACK HERE!!
Crawford: *still running from Aya and his katana* AH!!!!
Ken: Tot and Schoen?
**Tot and Schoen are eating fast-food on a table in the background**
Tot: Mfhgjosdjg...
Schoen: Mfhdkjg...
Ken: Kirk?
Kirk Fogg: *is passed out on the table with booze dripping from his lips* mphm..new job...chickens...olmec...papers...mother..move out...
Ken: FARFIE??!!
Schuldig: Your all mine! ^_^
Farfie: *climbing Olmec and jumps off* Yaayayayaayy.. HURT GOD!!
Ken: Please help me!
Farfie: *misses the moat and hits his head against the grounf* Yay!... X_X
Schuldig: ^_^
Ken: Oh no... #_#
Schuldig: *winks at Ken* Come here sweet thang!! ^_-
Ken: @_@ AAAAHHHH!!! *runs around the set*
Schuldig: You can't run forever baby! *chases after Ken*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Screen Fades Out~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**The scene is set on a large stage that resembles the outside of a temple, vines and all. A large seating area is located in the back for the audience, and there is a large (------) pool of water with ropes across it and other poles. There is also an assortment of rooms in the far right area that resembles the inside of a temple, and has no wall facing the audience, allowing them to look in. There is a large stone head on the right side, a little in front of the temple, with 2 tall stands that are usuaully lit. The other parts of the vast stage are covered by 3 other games and some other areas that are open. There is also a bar like structure located far off screen, near the temple. There are a bunch of people fixing up the set and walking around to fix the stage**
**All the members of Weiss, Schwarz, and Schreient come out from two dressing rooms wearing shirts, shorts, helmets, gloves, and some under- water shoes. Hell and Neu have a red shirt on with a jaguar on it. Aya and Yohji have blue shirts with some barracudas on it. Farfello and Ken have a green shirt on with a monkey on it. Tot and Schoen have a picture of an iguana on an orange shirt. Nagi and Omi have purple shirt with a parrot on it. Crawford and Schuldig are wearing a snake on a silver shirt**
Hell: These out-fits suck! Why on earth do we have to wear this tasteless gear?
Neu: Why do I have to wear gloves? They hide my beautiful nails! *flaunts nails*
Omi: This out-fit is way too big! *shirt hangs down to his knees*
Farfello: I'll help you! *pulls out knifes*
Nagi: Aahhh!! UGH! WHY PURPLE?
Tot: I'd rather have a vacation. Orange is almost as bad as having silver on...
Crawford: *jumps up* I happen to like silver!!!
Schuldig: Looks like some one is a bit grouchy...
Aya: Shi-ne! Why do I have to dress up?
Yohji: Cause its part of the game. I bet the ladies love blue. *winks at Schoen*
Schoen: A lady can't wear this? Why is there an animal on my shirt?
Yohji: Cause baby, i'll dive the deep for you! *winks at Schoen again*
Schoen: *pulls out whip* Sick bastard!!!
Farfello: Does green hurt god?
Schuldig: I think so?!
Farfello: Do monkey's hurt god?
Ken: I don't know? Why are you asking me? And why am I wearing a green shirt with a monkey on it?
Farfello: Yay! Green monkeys hurt god!
Crawford: I still don't know why we have to do this...
Aya: Shi-ne! Stupid shirts, stupid game..
Neu: I think I look great in my out-fit.
Hell: Red is definitely your color!
Ken: Why am I here?
Tot: Why are we all dressed up for this game?
Schuldig: Because of one very important reason!
Schoen: We have a reason?
Farfello: Does it hurt god?
Omi: God?
Nagi: No wait, the reason we're here is....
Yohji: To seek out the women of america!
Everyone but Yohji: 0_0
Farfello: To hurt god!
Aya: Shi-ne!
Neu: For fashionable merchandise!
Hell: To look great!
Schoen: To prevail like women everywhere!
Tot: To show men that they suck!
Nagi: To be cute and cudley!
Omi: To screw with people's minds!
Ken: To..um...do...um...things.
Schuldig: To read other's minds!! *winks at Ken*
Ken: o_o
Crawford: To prove we are the best!
Aya: Shi-ne! I know why..
Yohji: Cause its a tax write off!
Hell: A WHAT???
Tot: *laughs uncontrollably and falls over* Your funny...
Yohji: The Blue Barracudas are always ready for a swim of any kind.. :)
Aya: The what?
Farfie: I KNOW WHY!!!!
Omi: Oh dear..
Nagi: *crosses fingers* Pease let it not have anything to do with hurting god..
Schuldig: Its because of Ken!!!! *points a finger at Ken*
Ken: But I.....
Aya: *pulls out katana* Shi-ne..
Crawford: Actually its to pay off all the damage that Ken caused when he was caught wearing a dress while singing under the disco ball at Disney Land.
Everyone but Ken: O_O
Ken: I was uh...
*Everyone chases after Ken*
Farfie: Forget about it!
Schuldig: Yep, I can read his mind and he's got no brain...
Tot: *still laughing* Hahahaha..
Schoen: Oh well, might as well try and have fun, and win some prizes..
Nagi: Yep! Omi and I can't win!
Omi: Don't you mean can't lose?
Neu: Fools..
Crawford: Ha! You'll never get through my team!
Ken: Wait!
Omi: What?
Ken: What are the teams?
*A man from backstage walks out to the group*
Man: I'm Kirk Fogg, the host of the show. (He is wearing a blue shirt, gray shorts, and brown boots)
Farfie: What show? Aya: The show we're playing on stupid!
Yohji: Where are all the women?
Tot: *still laughing* Hahaha...
Schuldig: What's so funny?
Tot: *stops laughing* Ah... I don't know?
Schoen: Wait, I think the man is going to say something..
Ken: Listen..
Kirk Fogg: This is, "Legends of the Hidden Temple". I am the host, and that *points to a big stone face* is Olmec!
Yohji: Wow!!!
Aya: *pulls of katana* This one's mine!
Tot: *begins to laugh again* Its a giant stone, haha!
Hell: I think its ugly.
Neu: No one asked your opinion.
Crawford: Looks old...
Omi: I think its computerized..
Ken: It resembles a god..
Farfie: GOD?
Kirk Fogg: What?
Nagi: Oh no..
Farfie: *pulls out knives and licks one of them* HURT GOD!!!
Yohji: NO!! This isn't GOD!
Farfie: It isn't?
Aya: Nope, its the..um... A talking stone..
Omi: Wow! *Looks up*
Crawford: Its a different type of god..
Farfie: Yay! False gods hurt god!
Tot: *still laughing* Its a talking stone..haha..
Olmec: *comes to life, and red eyes open up* Oh yeah!
Aya: *runs at it with his Katana* Die!
Omi: No wait..
Schuldig: Its talking?!
Tot: *still laughing* He's attacking a stone..
Farfie: IT HURTS GOD!! YAY! IT HURTS GOD! *is dancing in a circle with himself*
Kirk Fogg: *_*
Olmec: Lets get ready to rock and roll!!! *eyes close and stone stops talking*
Farfie: OLMEC HURTS GOD!! *juggles the knives*
Kirk Fogg: Is he always like this?
Tot: *is laughing on the ground* Haha, a talking stone..
Crawford: Shut-up Farfello!!!
Schuldig: I'm afraid so. He's always like this.
Omi: So how do we play?
Nagi: I like games!
Schoen: *is practicing with her whip* Ah, I love to humiliate people..
Ken: We are going to play games, Cool!
Hell: What type of games?
Yohji: Are there any women involved?
Kirk Fogg: Now listen, you guys are paired up and put on teams.
Aya: Shi-ne! What teams?
Farfie: OLMEC HURTS GOD!!
Neu: Will someone shut him up?
Hell: Please!
Schoen: *hits Farfello in the head with her whip* YA!
Farfie: Ahh!!! X_X
Crawford: Thank you.
Tot: Hahahaha, she hit him with her whip..
Schuldig: This is really bad..
Ken: What teams?
Schuldig: I want Ken on my team. *winks at Ken*
Ken: No way!
Omi: I want Nagi!
Nagi: I want Omi!
Yohji: You two mean on the same team, right?
Omi: Teams?
Nagi: Oouuhhh.... Couples you mean?
Schoen: Not couples, team members for the t.v. show.
Farfie: X_X
Ken: So, what are the teams?
Kirk Fogg: Normally we have one male, one female, but in this case, i'll record the teams on what you all have on..
Tot: *finally stopped laughing* Wait! You mean we are teamed by symbols and shirts?
Kirk Fogg: Yep! What ever team symbol and color you have, thats the team your on.
Everyone: *closes their eyes*
Neu: Crap! :( I'm with who ever has a jaguar and red on..
Yohji: *crosses fingers* Come on Red, come on Red!
Aya: Closes eyes and crosses fingers* Please not Yohji, please no Yohji!
Schuldig: *jumping up and down* Please let me have Ken, please let me have Ken..
Crawford: *looks at shirt* I hope Schuldig doesn't wear silver..
Tot: Let it be Nagi!
Schoen: No men..
Ken: No Schuldig...
Farfello: X_X..
Everyone but Farfello: No Farfello.. No Farfello...
Kirk Fogg: Well lets see...the teams.. *pulls out a clip-board with some papers on it*
Aya: Stupid games..
Kirk Fogg: *looks at what each person has on* Well..
Farfie: *regains consciousness* We're doing what now?
Kirk Fogg: *writes down the teams and who's on them* Judging by the names I have and the shirts your wearing..
Farfie: *looks down at shirt* Ah! I'm wearing a shirt!
Kirk Fogg: The Red Jaguars...are comprised of..
Hell: ME!!!!
Kirk Fogg: Hell, and Neu...
Neu: Cool! We're on the same team!
Hell: Women rock!
Neu: We'll kick all your butts! *kicks repeatively in the air*
Hell: *pulls out her scissors* Anyone who gets in my way will pay!
Kirk Fogg: Strange people..
Ken: Who else?
Farfie: I WANT TO BE WITH OLMEC!!
Omi: You can't!
Nagi: Its impossible, isn't it?
Tot: Hahaha, a talking stone and Farfie, a perfect match!
Kirk Fogg: The Blue Barracudas...
Yohji: That would be me..
Aya: And me..
Yohji: *looks at Aya* 0_0
Aya: Shi-ne Yohji!
Yohji: Why do I...
Aya: Have to be put with this..
Yohji: Freak with a short temper who..
Aya: Is an arogant bastard that..
Yohji: Has no respect for anyone and..
Aya: Is a womanizer that no one..
Yohji: Likes cause he's a no good..
Aya: Bum!
Farfie: Hurt god?
Tot: You need help.
Omi: Haha Yohji..
Nagi: And Aya..
Crawford: They belong with one another..
Schuldig: Always and forever, the match made in..
Schoen: Hell!
Hell: Well atleast I didn't get either of them.
Neu: Thank goodness I'm not a man..
Tot: Ah-men..
Ken: What about the other four teams?
Kirk Fogg: I need a new job...
Everyone but Kirk Fogg: $_$
Kirk Fogg: Anyway... The next team is the Green Monkeys!
Ken: I think that me?
Kirk Fogg: Ken and...
Ken: *crosses fingers* Please not Schuldig, for the love of god..
Farfie: NO, FOR THE HATE OF GOD!
Kirk Fogg: Farfello..
Ken: O_O
Yohji: Hahaha...
Tot: This is getting good.
Crawford: HA!
Schuldig: Awwww...No Ken..
Ken: Well it could be worst..
Farfie: *climbing Olmec* We shall win and hurt god!
Ken: Oh, why me?
Hell: This sounds like an easy competition...
Aya: Shi-ne! Wanna trade partners?
Neu: Not a chance!
Yohji: But babe, I turn blue for you!
Hell: *knocks out Yohji with scissors* Ya!
Yohji: X_X
Neu: ^_^ I like my team..
Hell: One for Schreient, zero for Weiss!
Kirk Fogg: I've got to find a new job..
Tot: Who's next?
Omi: The suspense is killing me!
Nagi: Me too!
Crawford: They never shut-up do they?
Ken: Not a chance..
Farfie: *falls off Olmec* AAAAHHH!!! X_X
Ken: *hand to head* Why me??? *_*
Kirk Fogg: The next team is..
Schoen: Why is my shirt Orange?
Tot: *kicking Farfie* Hahaha, he fell..
Hell: *filing her nails* Ah, this should be easy..
Crawford: If we're lucky Schuldig will get one of the ladies or Nagi and Omi.
Nagi: *says to Crawford* Hopefully its you!
Omi: You are so smart.
Nagi: Thank you.
Omi: Your welcome.
Nagi: ^_^
Omi: ^_^
Kirk Fogg: ..Is the Orange Iguanas...
Tot: *repeatively kicking Farfie* Ha ha..
Schoen: Is that what's on my shirt?!
Kirk Fogg: ..Tot and Schoen, your the Orange Iguanas!
Tot: *still kicking Farfie* This is fun!
Schoen: Get over here! *uses whip to pull Tot back over to here*
Tot: But I was having fun.
Schoen: Well tough luck, we're partners and we're going to have to act as a team!
Tot: I'm hungry.
Schoen: So am I.
Tot: Let's go eat something.
Schoen: Sounds like a deal.
Tot: Take-out?
Schoen: Sounds good.
*Both of them walk off*
Kirk Fogg: Wait, we haven't even started the show yet..
Aya: They're gone.
Yohji: *wakes up* Wait, come back!
Aya: Why do you care?
Yohji: *runs after them* Let me come with babes!
Tot: *pulls out umbrella, and swings it at Yohji* Don't call me babe!
Yohji: *ducks* Ha, you missed!
Schoen: *hits Yohji with her whip* Ha!
Yohji: X_X
**Tot and Shoen walk off stage**
Aya: Shi-ne! I'm down a partner!
Ken: My partner is still out-cold!
Schuldig: I'll be your partner!
Ken: No... *runs over to Farfie* Wake up!
Farfie: X_X
Crawford: This becoming a mess...
Omi: Wait, we still have two teams left..
Nagi: Yep, Omi, Brad Baby, Schuldig, and me..
Crawford: Don't call me Brad Baby!
Schuldig: Maybe we'll be together Crawford!
Crawford: Not unless I can help it.
Hell and Neu: *sitting down and chatting about guys* And there was this one time..
Farfie: X_X
Yohji: X_X
Ken: *kicking Farfie* WAKE UP!!
Aya: Shi-ne!
Kirk Fogg: *pulls out a flask of liqour, and drinks some* I don't get paid enough for this job..
Omi: What are the last two teams?
Kirk Fogg: The Purple Parrots are Omi and Nagi.
Nagi: Yay!
Omi: YAY!
Nagi: ^_^
Omi: ^_^
Schuldig: That means its you and me, Brad Baby!
Kirk Fogg: You guys are the Silver Snakes!
Farfie: *gets up* What happened?
Ken: Never mind that, we're on the same team.
Farfie: Does winning hurt god?
Ken: Sure, whatever you want, winning hurts god.
Farfie: Yay! Winning hurts God!
Yohji: X_X
Farfie: What happened to him?
Hell and Neu: *turn towards Farfie while putting on make-up* Woman problems!
Schuldig: So Brad Baby, we going to win?
Crawford: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Ken: Looks like someone has a stick up their butt!
Schuldig: Haha, he's got PMS!
Omi: We're going to win!
Nagi: Lets do what football players do!
Omi: What do they do?
Nagi: They head-butt for good luck!
Omi: Yay! *runs at Nagi head first*
Nagi: *runs at Omi head first* We'll kick everyone's butts!
**Omi and Nagi bump heads and knock each other out**
Omi: X_X
Nagi: X_X
Kirk Fogg: I need a break. *sits down and drinks the rest of the booze in his flask*
Hell: Men..
Neu: Are such pigs...
Yohji: *stands up and shakes head* Come on ladies, i'll keep you up all night long..
Neu: WHAT?!
Hell: *hits Yohji with her scissors* Ya!
Neu: HA!
Yohji: Ugh...X_X *falls into Aya's hands*
Aya: O_O
Crawford: Isn't that sweet, a prince catching his princess. ^_^
Hell: He really fell for him!
Neu: How cute! _
Schuldig: They belong in a fairy tale.
Aya: Ah! *drops Yohji*
Crawford: Ha, laying him down..
Aya: Shi-ne Brad! *Pulls out Katana*
Ken: Its not that bad.
Crawford: Who do you think is the woman in that relationship?
Aya: AH!!! *chases after Crawford with katana around the set*
Crawford: AH!! *running from Aya*
Ken: Well looks like i'm the only one left..
Schuldig: Don't forget me, hotstuff! *winks at Ken*
Ken: Uh.. There's got to be someone...
Schuldig: No one can save you from me, sweet lips.. ^_^
Ken: Ah well..Omi?
Omi: X_X
Ken: Nagi?
Nagi: X_X
Schuldig: Your mine!
Ken: *slowly backing away from Schuldig* Yohji?
Yohji: X_X
Ken: Hell?... Neu?..
Hell and Neu: Your on your own! *walk off stage to get ready*
Ken: Aya? Crawford?
Aya: SHI-NE!! COME BACK HERE!!
Crawford: *still running from Aya and his katana* AH!!!!
Ken: Tot and Schoen?
**Tot and Schoen are eating fast-food on a table in the background**
Tot: Mfhgjosdjg...
Schoen: Mfhdkjg...
Ken: Kirk?
Kirk Fogg: *is passed out on the table with booze dripping from his lips* mphm..new job...chickens...olmec...papers...mother..move out...
Ken: FARFIE??!!
Schuldig: Your all mine! ^_^
Farfie: *climbing Olmec and jumps off* Yaayayayaayy.. HURT GOD!!
Ken: Please help me!
Farfie: *misses the moat and hits his head against the grounf* Yay!... X_X
Schuldig: ^_^
Ken: Oh no... #_#
Schuldig: *winks at Ken* Come here sweet thang!! ^_-
Ken: @_@ AAAAHHHH!!! *runs around the set*
Schuldig: You can't run forever baby! *chases after Ken*
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