"We Do" (The Weasley Twins' Song)
Miranda Shadowind
(To the tune of "We Do," the Stonecutters' Song from The Simpsons)
THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Common Room after a victorious Quidditch match. Fred and George, having had one too many butterbeers, clamber up onto a center table...
Both: Who has Argus Filch going bald?
Who lets off dungbombs in the halls?
We do! We do!
Fred: Who pranks the Slytherins just for kicks?
George: Who makes the Triple-W tricks?
Both: We do! We do!
Both: Who beats back the Bludgers with style?
Who makes the Chaser Girls go wild?
We do! We do!
[Angelina, Alicia, and Katie blush profusely]
Fred: Who nicks food from the kitchens with ease?
George: Who roams the castle as they please?
Both: We do! We do!
Miranda Shadowind
(To the tune of "We Do," the Stonecutters' Song from The Simpsons)
THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Common Room after a victorious Quidditch match. Fred and George, having had one too many butterbeers, clamber up onto a center table...
Both: Who has Argus Filch going bald?
Who lets off dungbombs in the halls?
We do! We do!
Fred: Who pranks the Slytherins just for kicks?
George: Who makes the Triple-W tricks?
Both: We do! We do!
Both: Who beats back the Bludgers with style?
Who makes the Chaser Girls go wild?
We do! We do!
[Angelina, Alicia, and Katie blush profusely]
Fred: Who nicks food from the kitchens with ease?
George: Who roams the castle as they please?
Both: We do! We do!